A Song of Spice and Rhani

Catelyn waits in the woods while Robb avoids the terminator, Daenerys doesn’t escape to Halloweentown when she has the chance and goes into the Demontent instead, and Arya goes full feral child before experiencing the worst Farher’s Day of all time. Chapters discussed: Catelyn X Daenerys VIII Arya V Next Week’s Chapters: Bran VII Sansa VI Daenerys IX New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR...

Jon gets one new sword and two old lectures, Daenerys learns that war is horrible actually, and Tyrion makes new friends on and off the battlefield. Chapters discussed: Jon VIII Daenerys VII Tyrion VIII Next Week’s Chapters: Catelyn X Daenerys VIII Arya V New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Sansa deals with the royal court from hell, Ned hallucinates conversations with his loved ones before he’s visited one final time, and Catelyn has to bargain with the bridge troll. Chapters discussed: Sansa V Eddard XV Catelyn IX Next Week’s Chapters: Jon VIII Daenerys VII Tyrion VIII New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Daenerys can’t even go shopping without assholes ruining it, Catelyn whips Robb into shape, and Tyrion introduces Tywin to all his new friends. Chapters discussed: Daenerys VI Catelyn VIII Tyrion VII Next Week’s Chapters: Sansa V Eddard XV Catelyn IX New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Sansa Stark is bullied & gaslit by the worst adults in Westeros, Jon Snow gets bad news and reacts as you’d expect, and Bran Stark is ignored but gets a promotion. Chapters discussed: Sansa IV Jon VII Bran VI Next Week’s Chapters: Daenerys VI Catelyn VIII Tyrion VII New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Jon Snow gets some unexpected bad news, Ned Stark learns that bad decisions have bad consequences, and Arya Stark starts putting her dance lessons into practice. Chapters discussed: Jon VI Eddard XIV Arya IV Next Week’s Chapters: Sansa IV Jon VII Bran VI New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Ned listens as Cersei Lannister talks at him, Daenerys has a terrible lunch followed by the worst coronation ever, and Ned makes some poor decisions after Robert makes some poor decisions. Chapters discussed: Eddard XII Daenerys V Eddard XIII Next Week’s Chapters: Jon VI Eddard XIV Arya IV New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Tyrion unpacks some trauma, Ned deals with war crimes and strong personalities, and Sansa doesn’t get what she wants. Chapters discussed: Tyrion VI Eddard XI Sansa III Next Week’s Chapters: Eddard XII Daenerys V Eddard XIII New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Ned and Cersei argue while Robert dissociates, Catelyn is ignored by everyone, and Jon does a good deed. Chapters discussed: Eddard X Catelyn VII Jon V Next Week’s Chapters: Tyrion VI Eddard XI Sansa III New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Daenerys puts Viserys in his place, Bran goes on the worst pony ride ever, and Tyrion develops a newfound fear of heights. Chapters discussed: Daenerys IV Bran V Tyrion V Next Week’s Chapters: Eddard X Catelyn VII Jon V New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Ned Stark experiences the worst all-hands meeting of all time, Catelyn’s family reunion doesn’t go according to plan, and then Ned has yet another traumatic day at work. Chapters discussed: Eddard VIII Catelyn VI Eddard IX Next Week’s Chapters: Daenerys IV Bran V Tyrion V New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Ned Stark experiences the longest day of work ever, Tyrion Lannister plays Super Smash Bros with mountain clans, and Arya Stark chases cats for validation. Chapters discussed: Eddard VII Tyrion IV Arya III Next Week’s Chapters: Eddard VIII Catelyn VI Eddard IX New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Ned Stark conducts his investigation with the subtlety of a gun, Catelyn hates being recognized, and Sansa just wants to enjoy Disneyland…er, the tourney. Chapters discussed: Eddard VI Catelyn V Sansa II Next Week’s Chapters: Eddard VII Tyrion IV Arya III New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Bran Stark doesn’t appreciate Old Nan, Ned Stark hates being a cop, and Jon Snow makes a new jumbo-sized best friend. Chapters discussed: Bran IV Eddard V Jon IV Next Week’s Chapters: Eddard VI Catelyn V Sansa II New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Tyrion Lannister gets existential, Arya wants to stab everyone, and Daenerys puts Viserys is his place. Chapters discussed: Tyrion III Arya II Daenerys III Next Week’s Chapters: Bran IV Eddard V Jon IV New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Catelyn Stark meets a mermaid, Jon Snow learns that bullying is not the way to make friends, and Ned Stark has a terrible first day of work. Chapters discussed: Catelyn IV Jon III Eddard IV Next Week’s Chapters: Tyrion III Arya II Daenerys III New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Sansa Stark’s Barbieland gets infected by the real world, Ned Stark gains new puppy-related trauma, and Bran learns to fly after being harassed by Yoda, I mean the Three-Eyed Crow. Chapters discussed: Sansa I Eddard III Bran III Next Week’s Chapters: Catelyn IV Jon III Eddard IV New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Ned Stark takes the controversial position of being anti offing children, Tyrion Lannister learns that sometimes outside thoughts get you attacked by a direwolf, and Catelyn Stark gets her groove back after mysterious dagger man tries to off Bran for the second time in 5 minutes. Chapters discussed: Eddard II Tyrion II Catelyn III Next Week’s Chapters: Sansa I Eddard III Bran III New Episodes Out...

*CW: SA Involving a Minor, Time Stamp: 39:35-61:50 Tyrion bullies his family members while having a questionable breakfast order, Jon says his farewells with decidedly mixed results, and Daenerys marries a grown-ass adult… it’s rough. Chapters discussed: Tyrion I Jon II Daenerys II Next Week’s Chapters: Eddard II Tyrion II Catelyn III New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music b...

Catelyn deals with Ned not wanting to do potentially deadly politics (though the man can GET IT), Arya learns about the gender binary (spoiler: it sucks!), and Bran gives us a Dickensian dissertation on the joys of climbing before an unfortunate tumble. Chapters discussed: Catelyn II Arya I Bran II Next Week’s Chapters: Tyrion I Jon II Daenerys II New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Cha...

Daenerys is going through it, Ned can't say no to his problematic high school buddy, and Jon drunkenly feels his teen boy feelings with help from his new acrobatic bestie, Tyrion Lannister. We lost track of the clock, so it's a long one! Chapters discussed: Daenerys I Eddard I Jon I Next Week’s Chapters: Catelyn II Arya I Bran II New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spi...

Ned Stark is a cop? A 3 year old is expected to be unafraid while training a wild animal? Is this chapter just a lore dump? We learn that George RR Martin is subtle as a gun while Rhani and Spicer introduce themselves in this opening episode and discuss the first three chapters of A Game of Thrones, Book 1 of the A Song of Ice and Fire series. Chapters discussed: Prologue Bran I Catelyn I Next Wee...