A Song of Spice and Rhani

Catelyn arrives at the Red Wedding, Arya arrives at the Red Wedding, Catelyn loses all reason to live at the Red Wedding, Arya manages to survive the Red Wedding. Chapters discussed: Catelyn VI Arya X Catelyn VII Arya XI Next Week’s Chapters: Tyrion VI Davos V Jon VII New Episodes Out Every Tuesday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Catelyn gets out in time out, Sam the Slayer strikes again, Arya tries to kill the Hound, and Jon finally makes it back to the wall. Chapters discussed: Catelyn V Samwell III Arya IX Jon VI Next Week’s Chapters: Catelyn VI Arya X Catelyn VII Arya XI New Episodes Out Every Tuesday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Daenerys shows up all the dumb men around her, Arya takes an unexpected detour, and Jaime tells Brienne he dreamed of her. Chapters discussed: Daenerys IV Arya VIII Jaime VI Next Week’s Chapters: Daenerys IV Arya VIII Jaime VI New Episodes Out Every Tuesday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Arya continues to lose friends while getting more bloodthirsty, Bran casually commits a crime against humanity, and Jon breaks up with Ygritte over philosophical differences, aka, murder. Chapters discussed: Arya VII Bran III Jon V Next Week’s Chapters: Daenerys IV Arya VIII Jaime VI New Episodes Out Every Tuesday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Davos finds out Stannis is Team Green, Jaime has the most vulnerable bath of his life, and Tyrion meets the most dangerous man in Westeros Chapters discussed: Davos IV Jaime V Tyrion V Next Week’s Chapters: Arya VII Bran III Jon V New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Samwell attends the dinner party from Hell, Arya watches the Hound get traumatized by a zombie with a flaming sword, and Catelyn spirals with Robb after a funeral. Chapters discussed: Samwell II Arya VI Catelyn IV Next Week’s Chapters: Davos IV Jaime V Tyrion V New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Jon and Ygritte climb a wall, Jaime and Brienne survive the roadtrip from Hell, and Tyrion has lady/daddy/work troubles. Chapters discussed: Jon IV Jaime IV Tyrion IV Next Week’s Chapters: Samwell II Arya VI Catelyn IV New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Daenerys starts the fiery revolution we all need, Sansa gets surprised with the marriage of her nightmares, and Arya goes to a strange in with no food but lots of women. Chapters discussed: Daenerys III Sansa III Arya V Next Week’s Chapters: Jon IV Jaime IV Tyrion IV New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Bran gets the plot of the upcoming play Game of Thrones: The Mad King spoiled for him, Davos has philosophical disagreements with Melisandre, and Jon Snow enjoys spooky ghost stories and sex in caves. Chapters discussed: Bran II Davos III Jon III Next Week’s Chapters: Daenerys III Sansa III Arya V New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Jaime struggles to understand how his privileged upbringing has helped him in a neurotypical world, Arya encounters some warm motherly love for the first time in god knows how long, and Daenerys travels to the most horrifying slave city in the world. Chapters discussed: Jaime III Arya IV Daenerys II Next Week’s Chapters: Bran II Davos III Jon III New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Cham...

Sam is fat and has to run from ice fairies, Tyrion meets a new conniving council who all hear wedding bells, and Catelyn watches Robb make another honorable but dumb decision. Chapters discussed: Samwell I Tyrion III Catelyn III Next Week’s Chapters: Jaime III Arya IV Daenerys II New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Jon gets the sex talk from Tormund while Ygritte saves his life, Sansa gets a new dress for no apparent reason, and Arya loses a bestie. Chapters discussed: Jon II Sansa II Arya III Next Week’s Chapters: Samwell I Tyrion III Catelyn III New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Tyrion will not shut his mouth around Varys or his pants around Shae, Arya goes to an inn where she experiences a trauma response, and Catelyn gets emotionally manipulated by her son-king-boy. Chapters discussed: Tyrion II Arya II Catelyn II Next Week’s Chapters: Jon II Sansa II Arya III New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Bran keeps getting distracted cosplaying as a wolf, Davos serves up some religiously flavored pirate realness, and Jaime deals with his trauma in a totally healthy way. Chapters discussed: Bran I Jaime II Davos II Next Week’s Chapters: Tyrion II Arya II Catelyn II New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Sansa attends brunch with Lady Olenna Tyrell and Margaery Tyrell, Jon meets the most unassuming king in the world, and Daenerys is the pirate queen having to fight off creepy old men. Chapters discussed: Sansa I Jon I Daenerys I Next Week’s Chapters: Bran I Jaime II Davos II New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Arya is back to some bloodthirsty camping, Tyrion finally gets out of bed, and Davos finds religion on a deserted island. Chapters discussed: Arya I Tyrion I Davos I Next Week’s Chapters: Sansa I Jon I Daenerys I New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Chet somehow makes the border patrol look worse, Jaime is unserious, unbathed, and unimpressed… (except with Brienne… he’s quite impressed by her), and Catelyn gets grounded. Chapters discussed: Prologue Jaime I Catelyn I Next Week’s Chapters: Arya I Tyrion I Davos I New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Dunk is done with princes, Egg wears the fanciest hat, and Maekar has to do some parenting. Episode 6: The Morrow New Episodes Out Every Monday at 9pm PT! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Dunk gets stabbed (not by Lyonel Baratheon), Egg yells encouragement, and Baelor Targaryen has a whoops. Episode 5: In the Name of the Mother New Episodes Out Every Monday at 9pm PT! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Dunk deals with a bunch of lying Targaryens, Egg cries, and the Baelor Targaryen has the best theme song. Episode 4: Seven New Episodes Out Every Monday at 9pm PT! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Dunk saves the day, Egg shares his big secret, and the Aerion Brightflame preps for the new season of RuPaul’s Drag Race. Episode 3: The Squire New Episodes Out Every Monday at 9pm PT! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Dunk works through his daddy issues, Egg has no patience for anyone, and the Baelor Breakspear is the only chill Targaryen. Episode 2: Hard Salt Beef New Episodes Out Every Monday at 9pm PT! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms kicks off with Dunk the Lunk being as THICC as a castle wall, a tiny bald menace mouthing off, and Lyonel Baratheon performing a musical sequence. Episode 1: The Hedge Knight New Episodes Out Every Monday at 9pm PT! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Tyrion has some traumatic hallucinations before seeing he has no nose, Jon has to traumatically murder a mentor, and Bran has to traumatically leave home. Chapters discussed: Tyrion XV Jon VIII Bran VII Next Week’s Chapters: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, Episode 1 New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Arya decides to Valar Morghulis out of Harrenhal, Sansa enjoys the breakup of her dreams, and Theon finds out what happens when you’re bad at making friends. Chapters Read: Arya X Sansa VIII Theon VI Next Week: Tyrion XV Jon VIII Bran VII Music by Spicer Carr Artwork by JR Chambers