A Song of Spice and Rhani

Tyrion leads the battle before he takes a tumble, Sansa deals with every drunk in King’s Landing, and Daenerys hightails it out of Qarth with a new gang. Chapters discussed: Tyrion XIV Sansa VII Daenerys V Next Week’s Chapters: Arya X Sansa VIII Theon VI New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Davos is the only competent sailor at the battle, Tyrion does some light war crimes before giving a rousing halftime speech, and Sansa gets lessons in psychopathy from Cersei. Chapters discussed: Davos III Tyrion XIII Sansa VI Next Week’s Chapters: Tyrion XIV Sansa VII Daenerys V New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Catelyn loses her religion and takes it out on Jaime Lannister, Theon discovers that crimes against humanity gives you nightmares, Sansa prays for Joffrey’s downfall. Chapters discussed: Catelyn VII Theon V Sansa V Next Week’s Chapters: Davos III Tyrion XIII Sansa VI New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Sansa tries to burn down her bedroom (with good reason), Jon learns he’s a magical boy, and Tyrion has the most uncomfortable family dinner with Cersei. Chapters discussed: Sansa IV Jon VII Tyrion XII Next Week’s Chapters: Catelyn VII Theon V Sansa V New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Tyrion is drowning in prep for the arrival of the Mannis, Theon can’t keep track of two elementary school kids and their pets, and Jon climbs a mountain before being forced to talk to a girl. Chapters discussed: Tyrion XI Theon IV Jon VI Next Week’s Chapters: Sansa IV Jon VII Tyrion XII New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Bran gets an unwelcome visit from Squidward and his motley crew, Arya stages a jalbreak and meets the new management, and Daenerys gets all the supernatural spoilers in the House of the Undying. Chapters discussed: Bran VI Arya IX Daenerys IV Next Week’s Chapters: Tyrion XI Theon IV Jon VI New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Jon Snow gets the job offer of his dreams, Tyrion can’t tell that she’s just not into him, and Catelyn can’t help but feel that the vibes are off. Chapters discussed: Jon V Tyrion X Catelyn VI Next Week’s Chapters: Bran VI Arya IX Daenerys IV New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Daenerys learns that rich people aren’t interested in funding regime change in Westeros, Tyrion finds out what not to do in a riot, and Davos takes the boat ride from hell with our resident spooky pregnant priestess. Chapters discussed: Daenerys III Tyrion IX Davos II Next Week’s Chapters: Jon V Tyrion X Catelyn VI New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Theon has second thoughts about committing war crimes, Arya realizes she hasn’t used her murder genie in a smart way, and Catelyn continues to get bad news. Chapters discussed: Theon III Arya VIII Catelyn V Next Week’s Chapters: Daenerys III Tyrion IX Davos II New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Jon Snow arrives at an ancient fort that’s totally not haunted, Bran continually receives terrible news via prophetic frog boy dreams, and Tyrion gets the heebie jeebies when Cersei is nice to him. Chapters discussed: Jon IV Bran V Tyrion VIII Next Week’s Chapters: Theon III Arya VIII Catelyn V New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Catelyn deals with Baratheon sibling rivalries, Sansa learns that knights all suck, and Catelyn skedaddles with Brienne after witnessing a magic murder. Chapters discussed: Catelyn III Sansa III Catelyn IV Next Week’s Chapters: Jon IV Bran V Tyrion VIII New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

*There are some audio issue with Rhani’s mic for the first section, I promise it’s fixed after the first break. Bran struggles with anger management while making friends with Jojen and Meera, Tyrion blackmails his cousin for funsies, and Arya discovers the benefits of murder. Chapters discussed: Bran IV Tyrion VII Arya VII Next Week’s Chapters: Catelyn III Sansa III Catelyn IV New Episodes Out Eve...

Tyrion poisons Cersei & gives Pycelle a shave, Arya arrives at the spookiest castle in Westeros, and Daenerys gets the best news of her life. Chapters discussed: Tyrion VI Arya VI Daenerys II Next Week’s Chapters: Bran IV Tyrion VII Arya VII New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Catelyn is forced to go to brunch with Renly Baratheon, Jon meets the worst father in all of Westeros, and Theon needs therapy after meeting his sister Asha. Chapters discussed: Catelyn II Jon III Theon II Next Week’s Chapters: Tyrion VI Arya VI Daenerys II New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Arya & Gendry are captured by war criminals, Tyrion meets the crypt keeper, and Bran attends a feast with some weird swamp siblings. Chapters discussed: Arya V Tyrion V Bran III Next Week’s Chapters: Catelyn II Jon III Theon II New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Bran meets the entire cast of characters in the North, Tyrion manipulates everyone in the Red Keep, and Sansa meets her disappointing knight in shining armor. Chapters discussed: Bran II Tyrion IV Sansa II Next Week’s Chapters: Arya V Tyrion V Bran III New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

*There were some issues with my mic this week, I apologize if it’s ever a nuisance. Jon checks in to show us an ooky spooky tree, Team Arya becomes the subject of the war crimes, and Tyrion has a busy day of manipulative meetings. Chapters discussed: Jon II Arya IV Tyrion III Next Week’s Chapters: Bran II Tyrion IV Sansa II New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Ca...

Davos realizes his workplace is now a cult, Theon is awful and no one likes him, and Daenerys cosplays Moses in the desert. Chapters discussed: Davos I Theon I Daenerys I Next Week’s Chapters: Jon II Arya IV Tyrion III New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Catelyn is stuck at a sausage party, Tyrion throws the funniest dinner meeting ever, and George RR Martin refuses to let Arya off the trauma train. Chapters discussed: Catelyn I Tyrion II Arya III Next Week’s Chapters: Davos I Theon I Daenerys I New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Bran Stark hates all the children, Arya Stark thinks she’s the main character, and Jon Snow is totally not jealous of his newly royal brother. Chapters discussed: Bran I Arya II Jon I Next Week’s Chapters: Catelyn I Tyrion II Arya III New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Arya deals with the most unskilled bullies of all time, Sansa tries to manipulate a homicidal maniac, and Tyrion begins orientation for the worst job in Westeros. Chapters discussed: Arya I Sansa I Tyrion I Next Week’s Chapters: Bran I Arya II Jon I New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Maester Cressen tries to teach Stannis Baratheon how to play nice and gets choked out by a redhead for his efforts. Chapters discussed: ACOK - Prologue Next Week’s Chapters: Arya I Sansa I Tyrion I New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Daenerys brings dragons back into the world and it’s the coolest thing you’ll ever read. Chapters discussed: Daenerys X Next Week’s Chapters: A Clash of Kings, Prologue New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Tyrion gets to sit at the big boy table, Jon executes a poorly thought out plan, and Catelyn can’t go home because Robb got a promotion. Chapters discussed: Tyrion IX Jon IX Catelyn XI Next Week’s Chapters: Daenerys X New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr

Bran has nightmares that turn out to be current events, Sansa considers homicide as an antidote to depression, and Daenerys loses everything. Chapters discussed: Bran VII Sansa VI Daenerys IX Next Week’s Chapters: Tyrion IX Jon IX Catelyn XI New Episodes Out Every Monday! Cover art by JR Chambers Music by Spicer Carr