A Song of Babys and Puppys

Chaz is our friend and she doesn't deserve the bullying she gets from certain cohosts who definitely isn't me Chapters: ADWD Daenerys I, Jon I Outro music: Bad Sneakers by Steely Dan ASOBAP is brought to you by Good Episode Productions. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/w8APyXe2a2

Tyrion drinks but does not know things. Plus: an epic guy. It's time we begin the dance Chapters: ADWD Prologue, Tyrion I Outro music: Change in the Weather by The Beths ASOBAP is brought to you by Good Episode Productions. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/w8APyXe2a2

You know what it is. Respect Dick, Outro music: Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield ASOBAP is brought to you by Good Episode Productions. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/w8APyXe2a2

Haters said it can't be done - we finished A Feast for Crows! Chapters: AFFC Jaime VII, Samwell V Outro music: King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard - Mr. Beat ASOBAP is brought to you by Good Episode Productions. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/w8APyXe2a2

we're all trying to find the younger, more beautiful queen who did this Chapters: AFFC Brienne VIII, Cersei X Outro music: Mitski - I Bet on Losing Dogs ASOBAP is brought to you by Good Episode Productions. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/w8APyXe2a2

Chaos is a ladder, Alayne. Chapters: AFFC The Princess in the Tower, Alayne (from Seinfeld) II Outro music: Iron Horse - Ocean Breathes Salty ASOBAP is brought to you by Good Episode Productions. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/w8APyXe2a2

Time to check back in once again with the Lannister siblings, where everything seems perfectly normal! No real singers were harmed in the recording of this episode. Chapters: AFFC Jaime VI, Cersei IX Outro music: Warren Zevon - Poor Poor Pitiful Me ASOBAP is brought to you by Good Episode Productions. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/w8APyXe2a2

We learn about a new sport. Brienne learns about a new boy. Cersei learns nothing. Chapters: AFFC Cersei VIII, Brienne VII Outro music: Bends by Carly Rae Jepsen ASOBAP is brought to you by Good Episode Productions. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/w8APyXe2a2

Sam is well. Chapters: AFFC Cat of the Canals, Samwell IV Outro music: My Body Betrayed Me by Black Wing ASOBAP is brought to you by Good Episode Productions. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/w8APyXe2a2

Every single technological problem happened during the recording of this episode, but nevertheless we persisted. Cersei is no longer winning even in her mind, and Jaime finally has a good time. Plus: a behind the scenes revelation that changes EVERYTHING. Chapters: AFFC Cersei VII, Jaime V Outro music: Alice Cooper - Feed My Frankenstein ASOBAP is brought to you by Good Episode Productions. Join o...

This episode is coming to you from a distant past where there was much uncertainty whether Hot D will be good or not. Maybe it would be bad! There was simply no way of knowing. In this week's chapters, Jaime is on his redemption arc bullshit and Brienne is on an island. But watch out! There might be a mystery to solve! Chapters: AFFC Jaime IV, Brienne VI Outro music: Vampire Weekend - Harmony Hall...

The biggest brains in podcasting return to talk about the biggest brains in Westeros. Chapters: AFFC Cersei VI, The Reaver Outro music: Moby Dick by Jakey ASOBAP is brought to you by Good Episode Productions. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/w8APyXe2a2

No offense but y'all listened to one hundred of these? God bless. Chapters: AFFC Samwell III, Jaime III Outro music: This Ain't The Summer of Love by Blue Öyster Cult ASOBAP is brought to you by Good Episode Productions. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/w8APyXe2a2

The beginning of what historians will deem "the ASOBAP MPREG era". Chapters: AFFC Cersei V, Brienne V Outro music: These Boots Are Made for Walking by Nancy Sinatra ASOBAP is brought to you by Good Episode Productions. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/w8APyXe2a2

The numbers don't lie: 100% of the emo boys on this podcast are bisexual. This week, we ponder what it would be like to go back to the ocean like Kevin Costner, wonder what it's like to grow gills like Kevin Costner did and what Kevin Costner would say about this Arya chapter. Then we check back in with Alayne from Seinfeld. What's the deal with Lyn Corbray? Chapters: AFFC Arya II, Alayne I Outro...

We lose some of our favorite guys as Brienne does an epic murder and Arianne's failsafe plan goes wrong against all odds. Chapters: AFFC Brienne IV, The Queenmaker Outro music: Ween - Waving My Dick in the Wind ASOBAP is brought to you by Good Episode Productions. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/w8APyXe2a2

It's Kingsmoot time! And who has a better story than Euron Crow's Eye? Chapters: AFFC The Iron Captain, The Drowned Man Outro music: Illés - Te kit választanál? ASOBAP is brought to you by Good Episode Productions. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/w8APyXe2a2

Welcome back to another edition of Keeping Up With the Lannisters! This week, Jaime says bye to bones and Cersei keeps on plotting shitty plans. Chapters: AFFC Jaime II, Cersei IV Outro music: Nine Inch Nails - Closer But It's Funkytown By Lipps Inc. mashup by Wiliam Maranci ASOBAP is brought to you by Good Episode Productions. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/w8APyXe2a2

Do you think Stannis will come back as the (K)night King or did you like season 8 of Game of Thrones? In this episode we meet some new types of guys and create our own original character (do NOT steal) (but feel free to send us fan art). Chapters: AFFC Brienne III, Samwell II Outro music: Big Sky by The Kinks ASOBAP is brought to you by Good Episode Productions. Join our Discord: https://discord.g...

This episode is all about big nipples. Take it up with George! Chapters: AFFC Cersei III, The Soiled Knight Outro music: Body by Megan Thee Stallion ASOBAP is brought to you by Good Episode Productions. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/w8APyXe2a2

We check in on how Sansa, or as she's now known, Elaine from Seinfeld is doing, and then we go over to the Iron Islands to see a guy who's epic for reading! I sure remember this episode that was recorded two months ago. Chapters: AFFC Sansa I, The Kraken's Daughter Outro music: Untitled (cont.) by The Brave Little Abacus ASOBAP is brought to you by Good Episode Productions. Join our Discord: https...

Jaime hasn't slept for a few days, and we ALL know what happens when you do that: he starts imagining other men's bodies. Brienne finds a little boy. Chapters: AFFC Jaime I, Brienne II Outro music: Who Needs Sleep? by Barenaked Ladies ASOBAP is brought to you by Good Episode Productions. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/w8APyXe2a2

Welcome back to the Cersei show! Believe it or not, she is still winning. This week, she's still very normal about Margaery and then she meets a sexual woman. We're so excited for her! But before that, we take a trip to Braavos to find out what Arya does to that worm. Chapters: AFFC Arya I, Cersei II Outro music: The Hearse Song by Rusty Cage ASOBAP is brought to you by Good Episode Productions. J...

Brienne meets many types of guys. Sam reads and Randyll Tarly is canceled again. Are you Team Antz or Team A Bug's Life? Chapters: AFFC Brienne I, Samwell I Outro music: Naruto Shippuden OST - Hyakkaryouran ASOBAP is brought to you by Good Episode Productions. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/w8APyXe2a2

The woman respecters have logged on. Chapters: AFFC: The Captain of the Guards, Cersei I Outro music: Maria by Scooter