A Song of Babys and Puppys

We are kicking off A Feast for Crows season the only way we can: by talking about feet. Chapters: AFFC Prologue, The Prophet Outro music: Feet Don't Fail Me Now by Joy Crooks

We might have coaxed ourselves into a snafu.

The third book in the series was the longest book of the series. Chapters: ASOS Sansa VII, Epilogue Outro music: Tom Waits - Dead and Lovely

We're getting a little twisted with this one. Sam steals an election while Jon has gay thoughts. Chapters: ASOS Samwell V, Jon XII Outro music: Belle and Sebastian - Wrapped Up in Books

One of the POVs this week gains a new dad, the other kills one. Equivalent exchange. Chapters: ASOS Jon XI, Tyrion XI Outro music: Winter's House by Giles Corey

New cowboy dropped. Chapters: ASOS Arya VIII, Samwell IV Outro music: Let's All Help the Cowboys (Sing the Blues) by Waylon Jennings

We are very excited to announce that ASOBAP is jumping on the hype: we are selling you JPEGs of Brienne for ten million dollars worth of fake crypto money each! This is not a scam! Other suggested talking points: a sword to kill Sansa, how fun it is to use hot wax, getting a castle where 9/11 happened, fisting a horn and the dichotomy between being horny and being normal. Chapters: ASOS Jaime IX,...

Geodude is NOT scary he's just weird! Other discussion points include: what if snakes had arms, pointing and laughing at Jorah one last time and, idk, some fight between Gregor and Oberyn I guess? Yeah, nothing important happens in these chapters. Chapters: ASOS Tyrion X, Daenerys VI Outro music: Matt Elliott - Guidance is Internal

What's the most fucked up way you can eat fruit? Chapters: ASOS Sansa VI, Jon IX Outro music: The Wiggles - Fruit Salad

We would never endorse any illegal activity on this podcast. Chapters: ASOS Tyrion IX, Jaime VIII Outro music: Perfume Genius - Describe

Meet not one, not two, but four new secret Stark siblings! Chapters: ASOS Jon VIII, Arya XII Outro music: Rusted Root - Send Me on My Way

You may notice that this episode was recorded a while ago from all the beach that makes you old jokes. Chapters: ASOS Jaime VII, Davos VI Outro music: Alphaville - Forever Young

Joffrey's cool wedding Chapters: ASOS Tyrion VIII, Sansa V Outro music: FKA twigs - Fallen Alien

After a stretch of fantastic chapters, George reminds us that it doesn't always have to be like that. Strong Belwas takes a shit. Joffrey kills a book. Jorah gets canceled. Chapters: ASOS Daenerys V, Tyrion VII, Sansa IV Outro music: Ween - The Stallion Pt. 3

We're back and we're having a normal one. Talking points: what if moons were tits, fucking a snowman to make it come to life, George's funny comedy bits, getting eaten by a door. Chapters: ASOS Jon VII, Bran IV Outro music: Tyler, the Creator - See You Again

Tyrion and Davos REACT to: Red Wedding! Chapters: ASOS Tyrion VI, Davos V Outro music: bollywood apologetics by black wing Sponsored by: Kelianne Stankus Kelianne Stankus

This is the red wedding episode! Would be a shame if we talked about "lewd anime" instead The recipe of the week is: toad in the hole listen to ghostflea Chapters: ASOS Arya X, Catelyn VI, Arya XI Outro music: Alanis Morissette - Ironic

Haha! It's our 69th episode! It's the funniest number! Let's all join together and celebrate this occasion with two chapters that will certainly be appropriate for this! Chapters: ASOS Jon VI, Catelyn VI Outro music: Peter Gabriel - Red Rain

Sam dreams about titties and meets a new type of guy. Arya and Sandor head towards a wedding. We learn to cook. Chapters: ASOS Samwell III, Arya IX Outro music: King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard - Dreams

Jaime has a dream, Catelyn experiences Evil Rain, and we learn what a "factkin" is. Chapters: ASOS Jaime VI, Catelyn V

Time to meet a very special boy! Chapters: ASOS Daenerys IV, Arya VIII Outro music: Rage Against the Machine - Wake Up

Every day people keep asking us: when can I get my fingers in the book? If you're one of those people, we finally have the answer for you! Chapters: ASOS Bran III, Jon V Outro music: King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard - Billabong Valley

amoung tyrion Chapters: ASOS Tyrion V, Arya VII Outro music: Friar Tuck by These Old Bones

Jaime bath chapter This episode contains ASMR. Chapters: ASOS Davos IV, Jaime V Outro music: Willie Nelson - On the Road Again

So you know Fabergé eggs? They're making a Game of Thrones one, but hear me out: what if they put Tyrion in one? What if you bought the Fabergé egg and you opened it up and Tyrion was inside? What if there was an egg with Tyrion in it, but it was also on the moon? But moon is also egg? What if you cracked open an egg and there was three Tyrions in it, but you're also on the moon, so the egg is act...