A Song of Babys and Puppys

I don't know... they all want me to write the book but do they even really care about me? I'd rather write the next Dunky novella. They want to make more seasons of that show and I sure like to see that bald child... but they told me I need to finish Winds first. But writing is so hard... and it's my birthday.... maybe I'll kill off Tyrion next. I'm glad I don't have any children so they can't fuc...

we go on r/boobs for some reason Chapters: ADWD Daenerys IX, Jon XI Outro music: You Oughta Know by Alanis Morissette

SIX SEVEN!!!!!! Chapters: ADWD Daenerys VIII, Theon I Outro music: Numbers by Kraftwerk

In the time since we set up our tumblr someone has already screenshotted it to call us "stupid incels" and blocked us. This will of course only make us stronger. We also finally get into a much needed discussion of one of George's obsessions: how EXACTLY are nipples measured? Plus: Purge Wedding! Chapters: ADWD Jaime I, Jon X Outro music: Bless the Telephone by Labi Siffre

This is the episode where we look at pictures of guys who had botox injected into their nutsacks for cosmetic reasons. Chapters: ADWD A Ghost in Winterfell, Tyrion X Outro music: The Vampyre of Time and Memory by Queens of the Stone Age

Everybody thought we were SO CRAZY for accusing big name YouTubers Glidus and Alt Shift X for plagiarizing our famous "Spoiler Zone" segment. Well, it looks like the bit stealing bastards have struck again coming for another one of our beloved retired segments. I have no pleasure in announcing that what could have been a friendly rivalry has now turned into all out War. A couple of power...

Honestly, George fell off. TWOW might not even be good. It might be bad, if these two chapters are any indication! We'll still keep reading that garbage. Chapters: ADWD The King's Prize, Daenerys VII Outro music: Linda Ronstadt - Poor, Poor Pitiful Me

We check in on Theon's number of balls (unchanged) and discuss whether Barbrey should fuck him or someone else (yes). Chapters: ADWD Tyrion IX, The Turncloak Outro music: No Joy by The Beths. because it was a tyrion and theon episode

Cersei is plotting, Doran is plotting, the Sand Snakes are hissing and the Watcher is watching. Meanwhile, back at the Wall Jon is doing everything he can to make as many enemies as possible while alienating his remaining friends. This can only go well! I say "Oberon" instead of "Oberyn" a million times in this episode for some reason. So close! That's Shakespeare. Chapters: AD...

How many women does the Feminist fuck? A thousand women, and one. (somberly) the one women is Roose Bolton's wife Chapters: ADWD Daenerys VI, The Prince of Winterfell Outro music: Sober to Death by Car Seat Headrest

Just like Bran in this chapter, we take a glimpse into the past... into the distant year of 2024, when "Hawk Tuah" was all the rage. Jon is also here and uhhh, well let's just say, he really fucked up this time. That's right, he introduced heterosexuality to the Night's Watch boys. If you ask me, he really deserves to die for this. But hey, that's just my opinion! What do YOU think? Mayb...

Kay edited this one so I have no idea what the title means nor do I have any memory recording it. Here's what Kay says about it: "the episode is called ASOBAPBBQ. it's about theon hears some very cool stories from roose and tyrion hangs out on a boat. the song is will anybody ever love me" Chapters: ADWD Reek III, Tyrion VIII Outro music: Will Anybody Ever Love Me? by Sufjan Stevens

We're back once again talking about the greatest literary character of all time. That's right, it's a Melisandre chapter! Dany is also here and I'm gonna be honest I already forgot what happened in her chapter. Let's say she had a talk with Skahaz and Mo Reznak and cried about Missandei's dead brother. Oh and she has child slaves now, but in a cool woke way, not like the slavers she just outlawed....

a new episode!!! this one is called "Pussy Fetus Magic". it's the jon chapter where melisandre touches his "wolf" and davos turns out to be alive and gets his boyfinding mission. the song is char ga kuru by koichiro hori

I swear there was at least 10 additional minutes of Forrest Gump talk that I cut out. Somebody get us theatre tickets we're getting desperate. Chapters: ADWD The Wayward Bride, Tyrion VII Outro music: Gump by Weird Al Yankovic

Welcome back to your favorite podcast about the Performing Arts. Theater, opera, musical, we got it all covered! This week we brush up on some of the important theater terms, and then we meet a whole lot of guys. Who did JonCon fuck in the Golden Company? And what are all the sellsword companies like? Are they normal? The answers may surprise you! Chapters: ADWD The Lost Lord, The Windblown Outro...

We are all still grieving the death of many of our favorite characters such as Missandei's brother as well as Dany's favorite harp player, but at the end of the day we must move on and continue with the podcast. This is an episode where Tyrion does the worst thing he's ever done and he's still not the character we hate most. Then, we argue why Dany should have done child murder and at least one of...

This New Theon Greyjoy Theory Will Blow Your Mind! Chapters: ADWD Reek II, Jon V Outro music: Redesigned a Million Times by And So I Watch You from Afar ASOBAP is brought to you by Good Episode Productions. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/w8APyXe2a2

Hey everyone George is doing a play in London about the tourney at Harrenhal and we want to get free press tickets to the premiere so we need to be taken seriously. Hold on let me just see what I named this episode Chapters: ADWD Tyrion V, Davos III Outro music: When I Get to the Border by Richard & Linda Thompson ASOBAP is brought to you by Good Episode Productions. Join our Discord: https://...

Stop me if you heard this before but we're reading Dany and Jon chapters this week. Dany sees a sex show with a gay man and then Jon looks at some meat slabs with a different gay man. George is once again hitting us with the parallels across different chapters, and in this case the parallel is "gay men". Let's give it up to the gay men, everyone! Chapters: ADWD Daenerys III, Jon IV Outro...

Tyrion gets horny, plays chess and does a cartwheel. Davos eats a nasty apple. Plus: everything you always wanted to know about urinal etiquette! Chapters: ADWD Tyrion IV, Davos II Outro music: Pissin' In The Wind by Jerry Jeff Walker ASOBAP is brought to you by Good Episode Productions. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/w8APyXe2a2

A stinky boy AND a baby boy? George, you're spoiling us! Chapters: ADWD Reek I, Bran II Outro music: I'm Your Man by Mitski ASOBAP is brought to you by Good Episode Productions. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/w8APyXe2a2

The two main characters of this book are very bad at politics. That's themes, probably. We discuss some of the terrible decisions Jon makes, and then imagine a reality where the Dany chapters are good. Tune in next time to find out who "Reek" is. Chapters: ADWD Jon III, Daenerys II Outro music: Dire Wolf by Grateful Dead ASOBAP is brought to you by Good Episode Productions. Join our Disc...

Chapters: ADWD Tyrion III and Davos I Kay was cursed by the Red God of Covid (19) and lost the audio for the last episode, but luckily we're back to give you a super quick run down of what happened! Maybe these episodes could be shorter?? Anyway, here's Tyrion. Outro music: "Play the Hero" by NAOKI ASOBAP is brought to you by Good Episode Productions. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg...

We find some SHOCKING new revelations about when The Winds of Winter is going to be released. Then we check back in with our favorite boy who isn't eating anyone and Tyrion is also here. Chapters: ADWD Bran I, Tyrion II Outro music: Cannibal's Hymn by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds ASOBAP is brought to you by Good Episode Productions. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/w8APyXe2a2