A Sandwich and Some Lovin’

Kellie and Allen are prepping for Mexico -- or as Kellie refers to it, her own personal Hell Week. Not only does Kellie have a LOT of personal grooming on the agenda, Allen does as well! In fact, Allen paid a little visit to a wax establishment that opened up his eyes to a lot of possibilities. But is he going to follow through with wearing his "Cocky Show Stealer" speedo in Mexico or not? Kellie...

Allen is back on the podcast, which means everything will get recorded like it's supposed to! Allen gives ALL the details of his fabulous Father's Day Weekend in the RV with his father and sons. Not only did they see a professional baseball game, catch a ton of fish, and stink up the RV, Allen won a freaking car! Thank you to our podcast sponsors! We want you to start living a happier life today....

With Allen off on and extended Father's Day RV trip with their sons, Kellie invited her longtime best friend Amy to join her for the podcast. Kellie asked her Instagram followers to submit their questions and they responded! Find out everything from how Kellie and Amy met to their advice for getting rid of dark circles under your eyes to how each of them puts the spark back into their relationship...

The number one thing Kellie and Allen fight about is the temperature -- both in the car and now in the house. With Kellie trying to conserve energy, Allen has reached his boiling point. Literally. But even if you're in the grumpiest of moods, Kellie's found some things you can do to make yourself feel instantly better. What does a father want most for Father's Day? And why are dads impossible to s...

Kellie and Allen had a jam-packed weekend, filled with barbecue, motorcycle classes, packing and moving Bad Influence Jeff, and poor customer service. Also, do you and your spouse ever get into a huge argument over the noises that each of you make? How did a simple clearing of the throat turn into all-out war? Thank you to our podcast sponsors! If you want an easier job search, sign up for free ri...

After updating her iPhone, Kellie discovered some big changes that could have a big impact on your privacy. If you're concerned with keeping your personal information private, Kellie shares the 7 apps you may want to consider deleting for your phone ASAP. Kellie also shares a hack to call 911 and the people in your emergency contacts with a quick, simple action. And to close out the podcast, Allen...

Dating back to her childhood, it's hard to believe how many times Kellie has fallen. Allen recounts all the times he can remember since they started dating up until the near fall this past week. Kellie and Allen saw a man running through the park which led to this week's Kellie Claps Back. And Allen shares a list of phrases you'd have a hard time saying without sounding sarcastic. Thank you to our...

Allen is back for this podcast and explains why he was absent from the last one. Are you cool with people borrowing your swimsuit? After what happened to Allen, he may never be okay doing that again. And Allen brings not one, but TWO incidents of Kellie clapping back, and one of them leaves Kellie in tears. Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Upgrade your closet with washable, sustainable, stylish...

Allen had a little too much sweet tea vodka, but Kellie jumped at the chance to host the podcast solo so she could talk about "The Bachelor" and "The Bachelorette!" Does everyone really sign up to do the show "for the right reason" or is it all about the money? Kellie breaks down just how much some of these contestants get paid. Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Get 15% off your first CUTS order...

Kellie shares a couple of news items that caught her interest, including a disgruntled passenger incident that led to two missing teeth and an arrest and an apparent attempt at a selfie that led to death. And on the last podcast, Kellie said that she and Allen aren't necessarily a lewd podcast, but they're not exactly doing Barney for kids, either. Allen didn't understand what she meant by that be...

Allen finally gets to tell his BOTA story -- and you have to listen to the podcast to find out what BOTA means...Who wins the battle? Listen and decide. Kellie doesn't necessarily like watching golf on TV, but she really got into watching history being made at the PGA Championship. And find out what Americans do that non-Americans think is weird or downright gross. Thank you to our podcast sponsor...

Kellie and Allen kick off the podcast with things that can be said at the family dinner table AND during sexy time in the bedroom. You've heard of underboob. Well! Allen shares an article from Gothamist.com regarding the legality of underBALLS. And it's time for another dive into the listener email bag! Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Download the 5 star-rated puzzle game, Best Fiends FREE toda...

After debating the pros and cons of having a podcast with an actual schedule, Kellie shares the cringe-worthy drama from her recent Swap Party, which led to Allen having a Swap Party of his own. Allen shares a list of the most influential movies in history, leaving Kellie shocked that neither "Grease" nor "Grease 2" made the Top 100. However, she was even MORE shocked by what made the Top 10. And...

Kellie and Allen take a dive into listener emails, covering everything from tummy tucks and flesh-colored speedos to friend zones and Grease 2. Thank you to our podcast sponsor! Stop wasting time going to the Post office and go to Stamps.com instead. There’s NO risk. And with our promo code, SANDWICH, you get a special offer that includes a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale. No lo...

Kellie finally found a way to get exactly what she wanted for Mother's Day. She flat-out asked for it. Find out what happened on Kellie's perfect Mother's Day weekend, which included a trip to a tattoo parlor, a bogus farmer's market, and a narrowly missed catastrophic crash. Allen brings a new bit to the show that's he's calling "Kellie and Allen's Unstable Relationship.....Corner." On this podca...

Kellie's running super late so Allen takes charge of the podcast with the most random topics ever. Have you seen that photo of President and Jill Biden with former President Carter and Rosalynn? Do you have thoughts? What are those holes at the bottom of your sleeves for and should men put their thumbs through them? After the podcast is interrupted by a 12-year-old's joke break, Allen gets into th...

Kellie and Allen kick off the podcast discussing the idea of soulmates and the rise in the divorce rates among people in their 40s, 50s and 60s. And with news that Bill and Melinda Gates are divorcing, Kellie lists the top 20 most expensive divorces in history. For 25 years, Kellie has given love advice in Love Letters to Kellie, which now has its own podcast. Kellie turns the tables and lets Alle...

Allen really messed up by bestowing presidential status to the wrong Elizabeth on the last podcast and tries to make amends with the right Elizabeth on this one. Allen tells all about his new favorite place to hang out on the weekends, which leads to Kellie's hot sports opinion that people should leave their dogs at home. With two sons playing sports, Kellie and Allen have seen a lot of cringe-wor...

In the last podcast, Allen insisted that kudzu is a common theme in country music. Kellie disagreed vehemently. Thanks to the promise of a free hat, Allen got tons of emails to back up his claim, or so he believes. In other listener emails, Allen bestows Presidential Status to one of the Podcast Family members and immediately strips it away. And in what's becoming a very common theme of this podca...

Kellie and Allen are excited to announce the winner of Maybe Baby 3.0! And thank you to Drs. Kevin and Kathy Doody of Care Fertility for allowing us to give away another cycle of Effortless IVF. For more information, visit embryo.net. Allen has listened to a lot of country and metal music and found there are some common themes in both. Allen compares and contrasts the themes and then Kellie debate...

Kellie thought Big Al couldn't top the year he gave her a Vanilla Ice concert for her birthday, but he did! Hear all about how Big Al arranged for Kellie's best friend since fifth to fly in and surprise Kellie for her birthday this year. Allen tells all about his big day of fishing with his youngest son, Dylan. Dylan and Allen share a love of nature, which somehow takes a turn and leads to another...

Kellie and Allen break down all the details from Kellie's prolonged birthday celebration. Let's just say she remembers MOST of it. And after the birthday buffoonery, Kellie's friend Kristen put her and Allen on a program to get them fit for the Podcast Family Vacation. But next up? Allen's big 5-0! And things are starting to fall apart. Who knew 3 gray eyebrow hairs could cause so much anxiety? Al...

It's the first birthday of the very first Show Baby, Asher! Kellie and Allen talk to the winners of the very first Maybe Baby contest -- Kellie and Luis -- about their infertility journey and the joy of finally having a baby boy! To enter Maybe Baby 3.0, go to KellieandAllen.com/MaybeBaby. With celebrities getting more involved and outspoken about politics, and with several running for and winning...

It’s time for MaybeBaby 3.0! Thanks to the generosity of Drs. Kevin and Kathy Doody, Kellie and Allen are giving away another Effortless IVF cycle. All you have to do is go to KellieandAllen.com/maybebaby and tell us about your infertility journey in 100 words or less. Entries will be accepted through April 20, 2021, with the winner announced on the April 22, 2021, podcast. Thank you to our podcas...

Kellie has been very burdened about her daughter's wish to go live with her dad, but has an update that's given her a glimmer of hope. "It's so fun!" they said. "Your kids will love it!" they said. But after a brutal game of Throw Throw Burrito, will the game ever be played in Evans Manor again? Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Try OSEA risk-free for 30 days and get free shipping on orders over...