A Sandwich and Some Lovin’

Allen has been going through all of 2020 getting ready to pay the tax man and after seeing what they spent going out to eat last year, Kellie saw a look in his eyes she never wants to see again. Do you often compare yourself to other couples you see posting all the time on Instagram? Maybe you shouldn't. Kellie found a study that shows things aren't always what they seem on social media. And Allen...

Allen is all twisted up over a new claim by those rebel Millenials. Have you heard that the flat sheet is out? Believe it or not, this is a topic ripe for debate. Kellie's day was a non-stop Comedy of Errors, which culminated with her on her hands and knees cleaning up dog mess AGAIN while the rest of her family watched. After Allen bends the truth for another Kellie Claps Back. Kellie gives an up...

Kellie had a Halo laser procedure today and gives all the details. Then she breaks down the biggest viral story of the week -- the Twitter tirade of a man who found shrimp tails, dental floss and what seems to be rat poo in the bottom of his Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Allen isn't buying it for a minute. How do you stack up financially with the rest of Americans? Kellie stumbles her way through the bre...

For the first time in history, Kellie tells a decades-old story about her first experience with porn. It's not what you think....or is it? Allen goes through the Podcast Family's emails, covering everything from self-tanner to baby names to Dallas tourism to vow renewals. We also have a followup from the First Ever Podcast Family Meetup. And it's nice when your kid loves a show that's fun for the...

Kellie and Allen wrap up their week in the RV with a fabulous sunset dinner at Doc’s Seafood in Corpus Christi. Hear about their incredible adventure at the Texas State Aquarium! Get all the details on Kellie’s first shower in the RV! Where did Allen’s middle wiener go? What shocking thing did Kellie and Allen see happen outside their RV window? What should you name your next baby? All these quest...

Kellie and Allen take A Sandwich and Some Lovin’ on the road! Where have they been so far? How many Podcast Family members have they come across? How many fights have they had? What did they forget to pack? How many showers has Kellie taken so far? Who’s basically putting the RV on his back and carrying the entire trip? The answers to these questions and more may or may not surprise you. Thank you...

While Allen is off enjoying Hardy, Kellie invited her longtime friend and trainer Stephany Acosta of Elevate Fitness to be her cohost. After the year we had, we all need a reset physically, mentally and emotionally. Stephany talks about the proven health benefits of exercise, not just for the body, but also for your brain! Plus, how do you find motivation to get started from square one, and what s...

After Kellie recovers from a momentary bout of midlife crisis, in honor of International Women's Day, Kellie and Allen both share the stories of women they find to be inspirational. For spring break, Allen is taking Kellie on her first-ever RV trip. Will Allen follow through on his threat of dropping her off for a one-way flight home and finishing the trip on his own? And you decide -- Did Allen w...

Kellie is having haircut remorse, but what does the length of a woman's hair say about her? What fictional characters' deaths have had the greatest impact on you? Allen shares what may be one of the emotionally depressing lists EVER. And raising teenagers is hard. Duh. But Kellie shares a quiz you can give your teenager that could help improve your relationship. Thank you to our podcast sponsors!...

Kellie and Allen go over all the fun from their Podcast Family Meet Up, and then Kellie fills in Allen on all he stuff he missed after he blacked out. Allen shares some lingo from those crazy Gen Z kids. And then Kellie tells about how she lost her mind and tried on a bathing suit in front of Allen, but he made the smartest husband move ever and potentially saved their marriage. But even after Kel...

Allen tweeted, "What annoys you most about your man?" He did not anticipate the response. Not only does he share what the podcast family finds most annoying about their men, Kellie chimes in with what annoys her most about Allen. Kellie gives an update on Operation Get My Kid to Like Me Again and Allen shares the inspiration behind his two most recent tattoos. Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Fo...

Allen is very excited about the upcoming Podcast Family Vacation, and if at least 50 rooms are booked, he's promised to show off a very special flesh-colored speedos custom-made for the occasion. Will Allen be escorted from the premises? Kellie is very concerned. For some reason, Allen and the kids mock Kellie for her love of flavor. So Allen found a list of rather unique food combinations the int...

Kellie and Allen start off the podcast with a welfare check on Allen's parents, who've been suffering through this unbelievable arctic blast. Then after a brief squabble over his habit of irritating Kellie, Allen's dives into a box of gift's sent to them by one of their very best customers, Amy Wilkerson! Allen reads some listener mail, and then -- thanks to another one of their very best customer...

Kellie and Allen spent what was supposed to be a romantic weekend in Nashville that turned into a real nail-biter! Maybe they'll pay more attention to the weather forecast moving forward? Anyway, find out how they spent their Valentine weekend and the drama that unfolded as they tried to get back home during one of the worst winter storms in Texas history. Thank you to this podcast's sponsors! Mak...

Allen stepped aside to let Kellie host the podcast with her good friend, the Face Matriarch, Chelsee Maxwell! Chelsee answers ALL your questions about Botox, anti-aging treatments, body treatments and MORE. You can DM her your questions on Instagram @FaceMatriarch, and coming soon -- FaceMatriarch.com. Thank you to this podcast's sponsors: Treat yourself to ultimate comfort with Brooklinen’s comfo...

Kellie and Allen give their take on the Super Bowl. Kellie had an issue with a pre-game performance AND the English language. Past tenses are hard. Also, find out how they felt about the Bucs' win, the streaker and Allen's favorite ad. And did anyone but Kellie stick around to watch the new "Equalizer" starring Queen Latifah? Allen describes an awkward incident at the gym, followed by a list of th...

Kellie and Allen celebrate the 300th episode of the podcast! Take a trip down memory lane. How did the podcast get started? What are some of the listeners' favorite memories? Learn some never-revealed-before secrets from Kellie and Allen's most private moments! Share some laughs and tears as we toast 300 and look forward to 300 more. Thank you to this podcast's sponsors! Join the Moink Movement to...

Shayna Ferm and Tracey Tee, moms and creators of The Pump and Dump Show, are bringing you a new podcast: Band of Mothers. With no topic off limits, the Band of Mothers podcast explores women’s lifestyle subjects with honest, hilarious and entertaining conversations through the lens of being a mom in today’s world. This is a podcast for every mom, because every mom should have a Band of Mothers. Li...

When Kellie was a child, her parents refused to let her watch "Three's Company" because a man was living with two women. She also wasn't allowed to see "Grease" because her parents heard there would be a mooning scene. That led Kellie to ask her Instagram followers what TV shows and movies were banned by their parents, and the answers are pretty wild! Allen has a collection of approximately two do...

Allen has bad allergies and after hearing this podcast, you may feel sorrier for Kellie. Sweet Ana from the Kidd Kraddick Morning Show and the On Cloud Wine podcast is inadvertently responsible for a majority of this podcast! What did Kellie and Allen learn about themselves during quarantine? And how did an innocent question -- What do you not like for no reason? -- lead to a complete meltdown?? A...

Kellie and Allen's marriage has survived a lot....but will it survive Kellie damaging Allen's truck? Allen brings not one, but TWO entries to Kellie Claps Back. And then while reading Podcast Family Mail, Allen answers a question about finally cutting the cord to cable and has some information that could actually help you make the decision to cut the cord yourself. Thank you to the podcast sponsor...

Allen has designed a T-shirt for Kellie and now needs help deciding what to design for himself. Thanks to our podcast family, they have 10 fabulous suggestions and now need your votes to decide the winner. If you plan to attend a wedding reception anytime in the near future, you'll most likely hear one of the 10 most requested songs of all time, according to Brides.com. And believe it or not, hate...

Allen finally did it. He cut the cable cord. But it happened a little sooner than Kellie thought it would! How's she handling the shock?? We've got another sign that Kellie is losing her mind, and it involves a fight with her dentist. Last podcast, Allen read some emails from disgruntled listeners and one of them wrote back to explain a few things. Thank you to this podcast's sponsors! Go to MyBil...

After her TMI segment from the previous podcast, Kellie heard from other women who've experienced the same pain and decided to do some research on her search engine so you don't have to do it on yours! Fight out all you never thought you wanted to know about Protalgia Fugax. After some punch-in-the-gut information about international travel, Allen shares another "Kellie Claps Back" and reads some...

Kellie starts out the podcast with a little TMI. If she hadn't been operating on next-to-zero sleep, she probably would have kept quiet, but oh well. Allen went to happy hour with Bad Influence Jeff at 2:00 IN THE AFTERNOON. You think that will affect the podcast? After a debatable "Kellie Claps Back," Allen shares a bit of inspiration from former Dallas Cowboy Darren Woodsen. And then the big pay...