A Sandwich and Some Lovin’

Every day a package shows up on their doorstep and it's not for Kellie. Allen is obsessed with all things motorcycle but he may have taken things a little too far. Will he choose function over fashion when it comes to wearing a fanny pack? Kellie has some thoughts. While going through some listener emails, Allen reads one that leaves mortified. And get details on the Second Annual Podcast Family M...

Kellie retells one of Big Al's more pointless stories and ends up turning into the message of salvation. And why is manipulating someone to get them to do what you want them to do considered to be a bad thing? Kellie explains why it most definitely is not. Allen goes into great detail about picking the perfect toilet seat, only to find out he made a bum pick. (Get it?) And what do you do when your...

Allen shares some super cute stories about their boys and they went back and forth on who loves Troy Aikman more. But then Allen launched into a story about his most recent purchase that Kellie kept her mouth shut about UNTIL THIS PODCAST. With what little a** he had left, Allen then quizzed Kellie on some things he was sure she'd get wrong, but she surprised everyone, including herself. Thank you...

Kellie can't hide her excitement over the latest developments in the Britney Spears' conservatorship. On the last podcast, Kellie expressed her love of naming things -- cars, businesses, and babies! And on this podcast, Allen reads letters from listeners who need help naming BABIES! Allen has finally downloaded the NextDoor app, but he somehow missed this spine-tingling story of a stalker who coul...

Kellie was horrified to learn that Mercury is in Retrograde for the next three weeks, but at least it's the last time for 2022. Who will this go 'round affect the most? Allen took a lesson in motorcycle safety and shares what he learned. Kellie knows what's coming next..... And Kellie LOVES coming up with names for stuff -- businesses, babies, cars, wedding hashtags, whatever! What can Kellie name...

Kellie's ex-husband had a baby and she took Emma Kelly to the hospital to meet her new sister. Why do some people think it's weird for exes to get along? Isn't that better than the alternative? But boy! Have things changed since Kellie gave birth! Allen loves to ask his social media followers to judge stuff, so find out the answers to his latest query, "Name something that a lot of people like tha...

Kellie and Allen's youngest son turned 9 and unfortunately, he's going through a bit of dental trauma. But they still tried to make his birthday fun with lots of fishing! And there are lots of changes going on with Kellie and Allen's soon-to-be 15-year-old! Emma Kelly is suddenly into makeup, fashion and ARCHERY? Big Al shared a story on the nationally syndicated Kidd Kraddick Morning Show that Al...

Kellie is an official football mom! Kellie and Allen watched their son Cole play football for the first time, but it stirred up some strong feelings in Allen regarding his favorite team, the Dallas Cowboys. And that stirred up some strong feelings in Kellie for her favorite Cowboy, Troy Aikman. And a listener favorite is back! Allen shares what he considers to be an entry for "Kellie Claps Back" a...

Kellie and Allen had a day date that ended with Kellie sleeping off two margaritas. Allen is giving Kellie permission to say "I TOLD YOU SO!" after he finally checked out the NextDoor app. There have been some big changes in the #FreeBritney movement, and Allen sat back and let Kellie talk about it to her heart's content! Finally, Allen spent a fun weekend with the boys which led to several rounds...

Kellie and Allen cover A LOT on this podcast. Their 14-year-old daughter caught COVID and Kellie tells about their experience and what helped them get through the worst of it. Allen loves a good innuendo and shares the story of an epic prank pulled off at a school board meeting. And finally, Allen shares some of the 129 Ways to Get a Husband from a 1958 McCall's article, and shockingly, Kellie agr...

It may be 100 degrees outside, but Starbucks is trying to fool us into thinking it's fall by bringing back the Pumpkin Spice Latte. It's like nails on a chalkboard to Allen, but he was real excited when Kellie told him about a new seasonal flavor Starbucks debuted, as well. Would you ride a roller coaster that goes so fast it could break your bones??? That's what happened on the world's fastest co...

They dated in her 20s, her 30s and now in her 40s. Big Al from the Kidd Kraddick Morning Show and The Black Planter podcast finally proposed to his girlfriend and Kellie was there to witness it ALL! Allen received an email who started from the very first podcast and is up to July of 2020. She has a few questions to get her all caught up and Kellie and Allen are happy to answer. Thank you to our po...

After flying solo, Allen is back with Kellie where he belongs! Hear all about his adventures in Sturgis, including his encounter with a very talented dancer from Denver named Young Aries and his Top 10 list of T-shirts you should never wear around your mama. Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Join over one million people who have taken charge of their mental health. As a listener, you’ll get 10% o...

Kellie does the podcast solo this week as her husband Allen continues his week in Sturgis, SD. You'll hear all about that next podcast. But for THIS podcast, Emma Kelly started her first day of 9th grade today and Kellie was beyond stressed out about it. However, based on the text messages she's been getting all day, things are going better than she had hoped! Thank you to our podcast's sponsor! D...

Kellie and Allen are separated by 1000 miles, but thanks to the miracle of modern technology and Kellie not completely screwing it up on her end, we have a podcast! Hear all about Allen's motorcycle ride to South Dakota to join the biggest biker rally in the country AND raise money for Operation Once in a Lifetime. Also hear about the big surprise party Kellie pulled off for Allen's 50th birthday....

Allen came THISCLOSE to telling the story behind "Hello, hand." But then he dived right into movie quotes that should never be said in the bedroom and before you know what's happening, Allen is asking Kellie to describe what he's like in the bedroom.....and she did! And Kellie brought something home from work that she assumed was going to provide some innocent fun for the family, but it led to hug...

Hosted and narrated by John Stamos, The Grand Scheme: Snatching Sinatra is a complicated, nuanced story of one imperfect man trying to redeem himself by pulling off the perfect crime. Did you ever feel like everything’s broken, and it’s your job to fix it? That’s how Barry Keenan was feeling back in 1963. He was broke, unemployed, hooked on booze and pills, and his family was falling apart. Barry...

Kellie still feels bad about the last podcast, so she did a little research and found out that she may be suffering from anxiety. In fact, there are several symptoms of anxiety that you may be unaware of. Allen wasn't exactly supportive to Kellie during the first part of the podcast, but he has a lot that he's dealing with all at once, so we're going to forgive him. But to pull himself out of his...

In all honestly, Kellie should've let Allen handle this podcast alone. Have you ever had one of THOSE days? Kellie is having one. But Allen is here to pick up the slack! Allen left Kellie home alone to have her hot flashes while he took the boys on a fishing trip. Hear all the details about their big fishing adventure while Kellie continues to fan herself. Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Stop w...

Kellie and Allen welcome a VERY special guest -- Dylan Evans! Their youngest son is obsessed with fishing and loves to talk about it every waking second, so Kellie and Allen invited him to talk about it on the podcast! In a previous podcast, Allen asked for advice on dealing with a child who wants to quit a sport he's really good at playing. He reads letters from listeners who've been there, done...

Kellie is still trying to convince Allen to join the NextDoor app. Will her story about the man coming to the door with no pants be enough to get him to sign up? When you have a kid in multiple sports and he's pitching a fit to stop playing one, how do you handle it? Allen asks for our podcast listeners to share their experiences at podcast@kellieandallen.com and we'll follow up on the next podcas...

Kellie and Allen posted up in the car for this episode of the podcast. Despite Kellie almost derailing the entire show with a single look, find out what happened during the second half of the 2021 Podcast Family Vacation. Who got engaged? Who won the Mr. Valentin pageant? Who caught what on the deep sea fishing trip? Get the answers to these questions and more! And even though she's not starting a...

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Kellie and Allen are in Mexico with over 120 Podcast Family members! News of airport lines and snafus freaked Kellie and Allen out, but was the travel really as bad as they'd feared? Hear about all the buffoonery from the trip so far and.......did Allen follow through with his Cocky Show Stealer Speedo reveal??? Thank you to our podcast sponsors! We want you to start living a happier life today. A...

Kellie and Allen are in deep preparation for Mexico. In addition to Kellie's waxing and tanning and manicuring, Allen has some personal grooming he needs to attend to, as well. To celebrate their 4-year wedding anniversary, will Kellie and Allen recreate the Kourtney Kardashian/Travis Barker pose from the desert? And how do Kellie and Allen feel about Britney Spears' finally speaking out about her...