A Sandwich and Some Lovin’

Who are you gonna believe -- Kellie or Allen? Allen suffered an injury in the kitchen and feels like Kellie wasn't there for him. Kellie has an entirely different version of what happened and it's up to the listener to decide whose version is closest to the truth. Allen is then inspired to list the multiple ways you can be injured or killed in the home. And they may have finally discovered what ca...

Kellie and Allen did a lot of Amazon shopping in 2021. Out of everything they bought, what did they absolutely love AND what did they absolutely hate? It's quite a list! #NotAnAD Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Go to HelloFresh.com/sandwich16 and use code sandwich16 for up to 16 free meals and 3 free gifts! HelloFresh: America’s #1 Meal Kit. Don’t suffer another second paying a pink tax for a b...

If Kellie has had to listen to Allen rant and rage over the Cowboys loss to the 49ers for the past 24 hours, the podcast listeners do to! Allen gets it ALL off his chest and then shares a list of Cowboys jokes to help him transition to a lighter subject....Listener emails! Find out where to send free sausage and the new secret code word for podcast listeners to use when you run into Kellie and All...

Kellie comes to the podcast cranky and sore after taking her third workout class of the new year. How long before the gym owner asks Kellie not to come back? Kellie loves the NextDoor app but Allen is still on the fence. But Kellie actually found a fun thread someone started where you provide a movie quote that gives away the movie without saying the title. How many will Allen know? How many will...

Kellie and Allen are afraid they're the real life version of the Progressive commercials and turning into their parents. And an incident in the bathroom made Kellie realize it may be time for a bathtub remodel. Have you ever thought someone else was the a**h*** and it turns out YOU were the a**h***? And after a dad fail, Allen is excited to share a dad WIN! Also get details about the Podcast Famil...

Kellie and Allen have a few things to get off their braless chests, including literal dirty laundry, etiquette at the dog park, and Allen's most recent experience with customer service. While trying to return sunglasses for a second time, Allen got into an epic epic Battle of the A**holes, aka BOTA. Who do you think won? And we finally learn the word Allen chose to represent what he wants more of...

To wrap up the Year of Allen, Kellie gave Allen one final blowout trip to Jamaica where Allen kicked back and let Kellie handle every mini catastrophe that came along. And during one last romantic dinner on the island, Kellie and Allen whipped out a pen and paper to come up with their annual Bucket List -- or is it a To Do List? -- for the year ahead. And apparently, the new trend is to come up wi...

Kellie is mad at Ben Affleck and gets it ALL off her chest. How DARE Ben blame Jennifer Garner for ANYTHING!! Allen reads some listener mail, and gives advice on building a new home, to a mom who just wants all her kids under one roof for Christmas, and what to name a baby boy. And Allen shares his huge parenting fail and how he tried to make it right. Does a snowman cookie hold magical healing po...

Kellie and Allen share a letter from a podcast family member who lives just minutes from Mayfield, KY, which was demolished by a tornado. Jana shared some of the devastating stories of what she'd witnessed and asked for our prayers. She also shared a link where our podcast family can donate much-needed funds -- catalystcenter.churchcenter.com/giving. Kellie and Allen went to multiple Christmas par...

Time is ticking! If you're struggling to find the perfect gift in time for Christmas, Kellie and Allen share their favorite gift ideas that should hopefully cover everyone left on your list. Kellie also does a podcast called "Love Letters to Kellie," but gets so many letters, she can't answer them all! Kellie brings a few letters to the podcast to see what advice Allen would give. And in a followu...

Kellie and Allen kick off the podcast talking about the 30th anniversary of Kidd's Kids -- the charity founded by the late Kidd Kraddick that takes a plane filled with chronically and terminally ill children and their families on an all-expenses paid trip to Disney World. Find out more on kiddskids.org. With the end of the year fast approaching, how are Kellie and Allen doing on their Bucket Lists...

A chatty Kellie kicks off the podcast describing her run-in with a Post Malone knock-off who offered her bootleg vodka and warns about the dangers of failing to follow your pharmacist's instructions. Allen reads some listener mail that not only covers Kellie's disgust for Christmas tree fluffing but also how much the Podcast Family truly means to them. And Kellie asked teachers to let parents know...

Amid much grumbling, Allen dragged down Christmas from the attic, threw up some holiday cheer, and is a better man for it! Find out about Kellie and Allen's almost turkey-free Thanksgiving, why Kellie is now an official mouth-breather. and how Troy Aikman is interfering with their marriage. Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Go to BuyRaycon.com/sandwich today to unlock exclusive deals up to 30% of...

Happy Thanksgiving! After Allen tells about his most recent purchase, Kellie reminds him that the Year of Allen is about to come to an end. And to mark the occasion, she had a special song created just for him and it's SO GOOD!!! Allen reads some really great listener mail, followed by a special appearance by Kellie and Allen's sons, Cole and Dylan, and a new bit inspired by Dylan's constant quest...

Kellie is having major issues -- with paint colors, with the size and shape of her head, the anti-Christ, her highly allergic dog and her husband. Plus, Allen gives more details about his neck lift procedure, and then Kellie gives him more details about the food he forgot he ate and the things he forgot he said in front of one of our very best customer's 16-year-old son. Thank you to our podcast s...

From the "Plastic Surgery Uncensored" podcast, Kellie and Allen welcome Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Dr. Rady Rahban! Kellie and Allen asked tons of questions submitted by our podcast family members and Dr. Rahban doesn't hold back. He covers everything from botched nose jobs to deadly Brazilian butt lifts to dog ears -- yes, it's a thing! And Kellie gives Allen major credit for keeping it classy...

Kellie and Allen often debate which decade had the best music -- the 80s or the 90s? Kellie gives the list of top three songs on the Billboard charts for each year of each decade. Did music evolve or digress over the years? After a so-so attempt at Kellie's Game of the Month, Allen tweaks it a little and comes back with his own version of the same game. On the next podcast, Kellie and Allen welcom...

Before hitting the record button, Kellie fixed her man his supper, took a long, luxurious, skin-wrinkling bath and then wrapped herself in a robe that has a little history behind it. Then Allen dives right in to some listener mail, followed by Kellie's Game of the Month. And get details on the upcoming Podcast Family Pre-Holiday Meetup happening Nov. 13, 2021, at Oak's BBQ in Dallas! Thank you to...

Allen is back to co-host the podcast and there is a LOT to cover. First, what are the odds Kellie and Allen will get divorced? What should be banned from every child's Christmas list? (unless you don't like the kid...) Then after Kellie and Allen have another dustup over storage issues, things take a serious turn as Allen discusses a scary incident that happened to him on the wet roads today. Than...

Kellie's best friend since fifth grade Tomi Jean is in town for a visit so Allen stepped aside to let her co-host this podcast! Find out about how Kellie and Tomi Jean met, a few tidbits about their upbringing in a strict Christian school, and as much of their weekend with Vanilla Ice that Kellie can remember! Thank you to this podcast's sponsor! Let ZipRecruiter make your job search easier. Sign...

It's the Halloween episode of the podcast! And who loves lists? Kellie and Allen! Find out the hottest costumes and candy of 2021. But that's enough Halloween talk because Kellie isn't into it. Allen loves the Progressive Halloween commercials with Dr. Rick, so he shares what signs he believes show that he and Kellie are turning into their parents. Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Try Theragun f...

In case you haven't heard, Allen has a new hobby and spends every waking moment on it. And this weekend, when Kellie decided to host a sleepover for 7 teenage girls, Allen seized the opportunity to get out of Dodge and take his Harley out on the open road. There were a LOT of lessons to be learned and more than one public bathroom to be destroyed. And you'll hear all about it on this podcast! Than...

After a 3-hour power nap, Kellie is ready to come back from an unintentionally lewd podcast with palate-cleansing topics. But she's working with Allen, so we'll see how long that lasts. Allen shares his story about going to the DMV, and the shocking part is.....it was delightful! His trip to the Starbucks bathroom, however, was most definitely not. And in listener mail, Kellie tries to make a new...

Fifteen years ago, Kellie gave birth to a beautiful baby girl she named Emma Kelly. What does a 15-year-old girl want for her birthday? Everything. But Kellie gives you the highlights from EK's list. Kellie and Allen play a game called "Who Is?" -- the game for couples to find out who's who in the relationship. Things did NOT go as expected, and Kellie may have ended up over-sharing. You can order...

Kellie was irrationally angry after losing a peach cobbler baking contest. Will it affect the entire podcast? One things that soothes her nerves is Zillow surfing, and it turns out Kellie isn't the only one. Have you ever snooped on your neighbors to see how they decorate or checked out your boss' house to see how much it's worth? Allen's fanny pack has become quite a controversial fashion stateme...