A Sandwich and Some Lovin’

Find out what Kellie got for her birthday, including a super thoughtful and creative gift from Allen. New bit alert! In "Things That Make You Go 'Huh!' Kellie explains why buying new clothes for Easter is considered good luck, why you get gassy on planes, and the worst professions to marry. If you were born after the year 2000, there are some things you will never hear again. Kellie shares a fun t...

A stranger approached Kellie at the mall last month and said she was going to receive a Holy Spirit blessing on April 11th! Did it happen? Was it Britney Spears announcing she's pregnant? Get a full recap of Kellie's birthday weekend at Choctaw Casino & Resort! From being overserved at Loverboy to the horror of uninvited guests showing up for dinner, it was an absolute blast. Kellie and Allen...

Allen shares a very disturbing story that was DM'd to him multiple times by podcast listeners. It involves lewd content, so be prepared to hear Allen's voice change A LOT. Kellie shares the latest FBI warning about an internet scam and shares tips about how to avoid being the next victim. She also talks about her hacking story from several years ago and what the hackers demanded. In listener email...

More lessons are learned through failure than through success, right? Kellie and Allen learned A LOT after a full weekend of failures at a baseball tournament. A member of the podcast family known for being a bit of a prankster sent a mystery box to Kellie and Allen. Find out what's inside and get some great ideas for your Easter baskets! In listener emails, a former bartender asks if she was in t...

Allen isn't typically a fan of celebrity gossip or entertainment stories, but Kellie insisted there were three stories in entertainment that simply had to be addressed immediately. Bruce Willis' family releases a statement about his recent health diagnosis. Eric Church thanks his fans for allowing him to be selfish, but did he even ASK?? And Chris Rock has his first stand-up performance since Will...

Nobody's talking about who wore what or who won what, but everyone is talking about the slap heard round the world, including Kellie and Allen. Hear their take on Will Smith slapping Chris Rock for a joke he made at the expense of Will's wife, Jada Pinkett-Smith. And in listener mail, one podcast listener shares what happened during her husband's vasectomy. Another fears Kellie may be suffering fr...

Allen was behind the wheel when a scary incident happened and honestly, he's really lucky to be alive. Was it divine intervention? Because right after that, Kellie had a run-in with a stranger who had a message for her FROM THE HOLY SPIRIT! And by popular demand (or because of one listener asked for it) enjoy another round of Love Letters to Allen. Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Download Best...

Kellie kicks off the podcast describing the events from the final few days of her spring break. She did a couple of things for the very first time, and one of them had her face down and bare cheeks up! And then hear in great detail about how Kellie fell AGAIN. Allen shares a HORRIFYING story about how wrong things went for a woman seeking a little pleasure. And another listener asks for advice abo...

Kellie is back at home base and has some concerns about Allen's decorating choices while she was away. Allen had a run-in with a woman in the parking lot that let him know FOR SURE that he'd been scammed. Allen shares 9 signs your dog is super connected to you. Kellie shared the results from an Instagram survey that left Allen feeling quite annoyed. Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Our audience...

Through the miracle of modern technology, Allen is able to plug in a cord and record a show from podcast headquarters in Texas while Kellie is visiting her family in SC. It turns out Allen isn’t the only one who gets hit with bad customer service. Kellie shares her own experiences as she eats her way through her home state. And Allen reads some listener mail, including one from a podcast family me...

It's spring week break with the boys! Allen took their sons to Great Wolf Lodge while Kellie stayed home for a solo girl's night in. You may be surprised how she spent the evening! Has the Tooth Fairy visited your house recently? Kellie and Allen's 9-year-old son Dylan lost another tooth and requested $20!!! Way back when she was 13, Kellie won a car. If you've never heard the story before, you'll...

On this episode, Kellie injured herself over the weekend and ended up posting up in a big comfy chair bingeing tons of reality shows and one updated fairy tale. Unfortunately, that led Allen to open his mouth as wide as he possibly could and insert his size 12 foot. And when not being interrupted by their spring-breaking sons and a loose Schnauzer, Allen goes through stacks and stacks of some grea...

It's our 400th episode!! Kellie asked her Instagram followers, "What's the hardest part about being an adult?" There were a lot of really thought-provoking comments, but you may be surprised by the number one answer! And in what's become a podcast favorite, Allen shares the latest installment of "Kellie Claps Back." Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Don’t suffer another second paying a pink tax f...

Kellie is finding out real fast what it means to be a parent of a child in select sports. She is asking for guidance from parents who've been down this path before her. Kellie and Allen's 15-year-old daughter Emma Kelly had her first archery tournament. Kellie has now been banned from all future competitions. Where does EK get her bad attitude when it comes to playing sports? She got it from her m...

Allen's social media identity has been stolen AGAIN. And in an ongoing debate, Allen finally puts to rest the debate, "Is it a sport if it doesn't have a ball?" Helpful podcast family members had some vacation AND colonoscopy suggestions, and one listener going through a hard season of life asks for Kellie and Allen's advice. Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Download Best Fiends FREE today on th...

WOW. What a weekend! From a near-brawl at a kids' basketball game to another incident involving Chili's and Splenda packets to a debate over the definition of sports to Kellie's colonoscopy, this podcast is all over the place! But seriously, is Allen threatened by Kellie's adoration of her colon doctor? SHOULD he be? Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Get both style AND comfort this spring with Ro...

Find out more than you ever wanted to know about Allen's personal hygiene habits and recent diagnosis. Kellie is finally feeling better about her workout class and may not be asked to leave after all. Allen is easily confused, but it turns out, he's not the only one. Because people love lists, Allen shares one of what a lot of people get mixed up. And after some listener mail, Kellie and Allen giv...

Kellie has never celebrated Galentine's Day before, but this year, she celebrated in overdrive! She actually won a prize at one of the many Galentine's events, and you may be shocked to find out why and WHAT she won! Kellie and Allen's 9-year-old son Dylan asks a LOT of questions that they just don't have the answers to. Allen did a little research on his most recent rapid-fire round of questions...

One "Whoa!" almost derailed the entire podcast, but Kellie pulled herself together. After an angry quilter accused Kellie and Allen of bickering too much, Kellie shares some statistics about the amount of arguments couples actually get into and the top 10 triggers for those fights, which are actually surprising. And if you're planning to look for love online, Kellie shares results from a survey on...

Kellie binged the second season of "Sweet Magnolias" on Netflix in one sitting and shares all the reasons why. Kellie and Allen's 9-year-old son Dylan is ready to do chores to raise money for V-bucks. Kellie found a list of age-appropriate chores for kids ages 2 and up, and Allen shares the list he and Dylan came up with. Allen had an unusual incident involving a restaurant server and a handful of...

On this bonus episode of the podcast, Kellie welcomes Sheena Fannin -- a busy wife and mom who seemed to be the picture of health, until she collapsed on the kitchen floor. Sheena sought help from doctors who basically told her it was just stress and that she is far too young to worry about having heart issues. Rather than accept that answer, Sheena found a doctor who discovered that not only did...

Kellie and Allen kick off the podcast celebrating the Year of the Tiger! What does that even mean? And in case you missed it, National Unclaimed Property Day was this week. This is the time to find out if your state is holding money that belongs to you! Kellie STILL has money sitting out there she can't get her hands on, but find out how much she DID get! And also, receive a powerful life lesson f...

Kellie hosted her first Swap Party of 2022, but her friend Amy decided it was time to step it up a notch. Now, the Swap Party has a brand new logo and its own Instagram -- @SwapParties! Allen was quite helpful in setting up for the party and scored some pretty cool stuff. Kellie suffered her first Swap Party injury! And Kellie's mama got her feelings hurt when some of her things were left un-swapp...

In honor of National Spouse's Day, Kellie and Allen share what they love about each other and what annoys them about each other. They also attempt to hold hands the entire podcast, but you'll hear how that turns out. Allen just heard about the Wordle craze and plays for the very first time on the podcast. How many guesses will he make before he gets it right? And how annoying is he in the process?...

On today’s inaugural Season two episode, Lauren is inviting on psychotherapist and New York Times bestselling author of Maybe You Should Talk to Someone, Lori Gottlieb! The two dive in right away as Lauren asks Lori if she always envisioned being a counsellor and how to create incredible connection with others through storytelling and music. The pair also chat about: what Lori believes drives the...