A Sandwich and Some Lovin’

Kellie and Allen want to create a space in the house that their kids will want to hang out in. Kellie is hoping to get an air hockey table while Allen is pushing for a pool table. Who do you think is going to win that battle? Allen discovered an iPhone hack that is LIFE CHANGING. So pull out your phone and get ready to be amazed! And if Allen had known this hack a couple years ago, it would've pre...

Much to Allen's disinterest, Kellie kicks off the podcast with her sheer joy over the Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez elopement! She also shares her opinion on @HouseInHabit's conspiracy theory that Sam Asghari isn't with Britney Spears for the right reasons. Allen brings another edition of Dylan's Impossible Questions, answering, "Which fish have no scales?" Who knew it would take a biblical turn....

Kellie kicks off the podcast with some money-saving information for educators, while Allen gives an update on his ongoing battle with their internet and cable provider. Their youngest son Dylan asks Allen a question that neither he nor Kellie have ever been asked before. As a result, you'll find out everything you never knew you wanted to know about pinkies! And in listener mail, Kellie and Allen...

A LOT happened during Kellie and Allen's one week of vacation. KELLIE GOT A TATTOO??? How the heck did THAT happen? And what did Kellie's mama, daddy and daughter have to say about it? Kellie and Allen also celebrated five years of wedded bliss. Find out their anniversary gifts to each other and how their celebration dinner left a bad taste in their mouths. While Kellie through a ladies sleepover...

With holiday travel upon us, Kellie shares a list of what she thought were helpful travel tips from a flight attendant, but who knew it would get Allen so fired up? To lighten the mood, Allen and Kellie open a great big box sent to them by one of their very best customers, Amy Wilkerson, in honor of their fifth wedding anniversary. But after this podcast, let's hope they make it to their sixth. Th...

The house is a little quieter now that Kellie and Allen's boys have gone back to their mom's house, but a gift landed on the doorstep that put some pep back in Allen's step and gives us yet another reason to love Troy Aikman. Hear the wrap-up of Kellie and Allen's two weeks with the boys which included Dylan's World Series. Dylan asked Kellie what she learned from her first year in select baseball...

Allen took the boys and his parents to a Rangers baseball game for dollar hot dog day, and he got WAY more than he bargained for. In Listener Mail, Kellie may finally have the answer to her canker sore woes! Plus, Kellie and Allen get content ideas and answer a burning question for a forgetful listener. Kellie grew up in a very religious household but she found a Reddit feed that blew her experien...

Allen had an action packed Father's Day weekend at the lake with the boys, fishing, filming a commercial and destroying thousands of dollars worth of electronic equipment. Nobody trips more than Kellie Rasberry Evans, but Allen is doing his best to catch up. Hear all about the eyeball drama that led to Allen's dramatic fall in the Kroger parking lot. And if you think Kellie Claps Back is entertain...

Kellie and Allen celebrate fathers, father figures and wannabe fathers on this Father's Day edition of the podcast. Or at least Kellie does. Allen basically poo-poos the whole holiday. But Kellie rallies to share some Father's Day facts, followed by testing Allen's knowledge in Father's Day trivia. After a quick diversion reading a letter from a slightly perturbed father embarrassed by lewd conten...

While Kellie hosted a baby shower for Podcast Family Member Laura, the Tank Top Twins -- Allen and J-Si from the Kidd Kraddick Morning Show -- hit the road to Henryetta, Oklahoma, hoping to hang out with Allen's man crush, Troy Aikman. Were they successful? Hear all the juicy, manly details. Allen's office away from home could be facing a major policy change that could have serious consequences fo...

Kellie was talked into buying a bright orange dress that pretty much takes over the podcast. Speaking of clothes...Kellie spent a good chunk of the day helping Emma Kelly clean out her closet and posting stuff for sale on Poshmark, just so EK can have more money to go buy more stuff she'll wear once and decide she'll never wear again. Kellie and Allen were invited to an advance screening of "Juras...

Kellie and Allen had a very full weekend with their Podcast Family and give the full recap. Find out what happened in the Uber ride that ended up on YouTube, and if Allen won another car at this year's Operation Once in a Lifetime Rock for the Troops event! In listener mail, a podcast family is having a major - and hilarious! - issue with getting a vanity plate for her cars, plus someone finally h...

Kellie could've been in the dog house but was mercilessly let off the hook after causing Allen to miss his opportunity to meet Troy Freaking Aikman! However, Kellie getting a little lost on their way to Big Al and Aimee's wedding caused him to have a mini-meltdown that he still hasn't gotten over. Hear all the details about the big wedding, including how Big Al pulled a stunt that is so typically...

After a mountain of paperwork, some clarification and notarization, Kellie has some big news about Emma Kelly's journey towards a learner's permit. That's followed by Allen giving another update on the Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard trial. After all we've heard, is it possible for someone to have compassion for Amber? In another round of Podcast Family Emails, we get a helpful tip, a funny gag, and u...

Time is running out for the Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard trial, and Allen has lots of thoughts. Plus Kellie has an update on some sad news about the Americans who died while vacationing in the Bahamas. It could change the way she travels from now on. National Burger Day is a thing. Find out how your incredible burger recipe could win you $25K. And Time magazine is out with their annual list of the...

Allen has been watching the Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard trial non-stop, and if Kellie has to hear about it, so do YOU! Has the publicity from the trial affected Johnny and Amber's popularity? Diving into the listener email bag, you'll get a little insight into Kellie's love of lists and also a very sweet letter from a listener who just started listening to the podcast. She's only up to Episode 35...

On today's podcast, Wound Care Alanzo makes an appearance to share how to handle nasty blisters obtained through manual labor. Kellie took her 15-year-old daughter to the DMV in an effort to obtain her learner's permit. "EFFORT" is the key word. What happened that made the DMV employee bow up at Kellie, leaving Emma Kelly with no learner's permit and an appointment to come back 3 months later?? Al...

Don't miss the next Podcast Family Meetup at Oak'd BBQ in Dallas, Friday, June 3, at 6:30pm. And the following night, June 4, Kellie and Allen would love for you to join them at the 10th Annual Rock For the Troops at Lava Cantina in The Colony, TX. The event is from 5-8:30pm and there will be some incredible raffle items. This is where Allen won his Chevelle last year! Proceeds benefit Operation O...

Allen has become fascinated with CourtTV and he'll update us on the latest court proceedings. And it's another round of BOTA at Home Depot when Allen encounters a know-it-all landscaper who has an issue with Allen's seed. Kellie went to see Coldplay and had a once-in-a-lifetime chance to meet Chris Martin! Hear her tell the story in real time, or until Allen got bored and made her move on to somet...

Kellie and Allen bring you a buzzy podcast after enjoying the soft opening of a new Japanese restaurant in town. Allen is very invested in the Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard trial. While he doesn't want to take sides, Allen shares his list of things he trusts more than Amber Heard. "Bossman George" pays a visit to the show because he gifted Kellie a new iPhone for her birthday. How much do you love y...

It was another baseball weekend for Kellie and Allen! Kellie is feeling very welcomed by the moms on the baseball team, but is afraid she might be turning into a Single White Female. Allen came home to an unwelcome surprise from beloved dog Larry. And thanks to Allen's creative juices, dictatorial directing, acting abilities and stunt work, Kellie was able to deliver a pretty cute PSA for motorcyc...

Thanks to Drs. Kevin and Kathy Doody of Care Fertility, Kellie and Allen give away another round of Effortless IVF in Maybe Baby 4.0! Before that, the very first Maybe Baby winner Kellie Flores shares her story, which now includes TWO Maybe Babies! You can see their precious faces and follow Kellie and her husband Luis' fertility journey on Instagram @asherandaylahsmom. Plus, Kellie makes a very g...

Kellie and Allen discuss the news of the day, including Elon Musk buying Twitter and the ongoing Johnny Depp and Amber Heard trial. Then things take a sharp turn when Kellie gives details on how you can vote for your favorites to potentially be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. And Allen shines a spotlight on how bad Kellie is at geography when he decides to get in on Things That Make...

Kellie and Allen start off the podcast by clearing up a couple things. First, the next Podcast Family Meetup is coming up on Friday, June 3, at 6:30pm at Oak'd BBQ in Dallas. And the following day, Kellie and Allen ask the Podcast Family to join them at Rock For the Troops, benefiting Operation Once in a Lifetime. Details to come. Allen shares a Love Letter to Kellie that was written specifically...

Kellie and Allen welcome back Drs. Kevin and Kathy Doody for Maybe Baby 4.0! To highlight National Infertility Awareness Week, Dr. Kevin and Dr. Kathy are giving away a free cycle of Effortless IVF. Get all the details on how to enter at KellieandAllen.com/maybebaby. Deadline to enter is 5pm on April 26. The winner will be announced on the April 28 podcast. Also on this podcast, find out what adva...