A RiverDale Runs Through It

A Riverdale Runs Through It

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Welcome to A Riverdale Runs Through It (ask your parents) a comedy podcast where Matt’s Mom watches an episode of Riverdale, has a couple of drinks, and then explains it to Matt, who has never seen the show in his life! Tune in every Tuesday for goofs about the Archieverse!

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A RiverDale Runs Through It

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Comedy

Latest episode

Jun 28, 2026

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Episodes

ARRTI 57: I Went to Punch Camp and All I Got Was This Stupid Punch (S3:E17) 06.07.2022

Hello and welcome back to the most culty podcast out there! This week we cover Season 3, Episode 17 of the show that makes rash decisions out of nowhere, Riverdale! This week, Jughead goes rouge with the junior sheriffs. Archie gets the L&L kids out of L&L and takes them to Punch Camp. Veronica tries to save her parent's relationship with fish and a prison, and Betty FINALLY talks to Edgar Evernev...

ARRTI 56: The Fast and The Morbius (S3:E16) 21.06.2022

Hello and welcome back to the most Morbin' podcast on the airwaves, A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we cover ANOTHER MUSICAL EPISODE. Jughead burns his childhood home to the ground while everybody else breaks up and makes up all in the span of an episode! Also, the whole town is a cult now, so that's cool. If you want to say hi to us on the internet, do it over Twitter @RiverdaleRuns , or s...

ARRTI 55: Enter The Kraken...That’s How You Say It, Right? (S3:E15) 07.06.2022

Welcome back once again, to a show about a show called A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we cover Season 3 Episode 15 of the show that takes us on more rollercoasters than Disneyland, Riverdale! Episode Highlights include Archie doing many Big Punches to his would-be killers, Jughead confronting his mom about doing the whole drug thing and her owning up to it right away, Reg wanting to be pai...

ARRTI 54: The Serpents Are Junior Sheriffs and We All Hate It (S3:E14) 24.05.2022

Hey there! Welcome back to the only Riverdale podcast where two out of the three hosts have watched Moonfall! This week we cover Season 3, Episode 14 of Riverdale, the show that loves child soldiers. Episode Highlights: There's beef between all three gangs, Archie takes in a kid who then turns around and stabs him, Veronica gets a hundred dollars off of her 75k by trying to appease her dad and Gla...

ARRTI 53: Pump the Punch Breaks, Arch (S3:E13) 10.05.2022

Hey everybody! Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we cover Season 3, Episode 13 of the show that looooves brain damage, Riverdale! Episode HIghlights: Archie does some punching, Jughead tries and fails to recruit the ghoulies and then his mom does it for him, Alice drowns herself and sells the house, Veronica ends up owing her bad daddy 75,000 big ones because her bad mommy don...

ARRTI 52: Papa Moose and the Mouseketeers (S3:E12) 27.04.2022

Hello everybody! Welcome back to the only Riverdale podcast with Bees in microphones, A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we cover Season 3 Episode 12 of this satanic panic fever dream known to some as Riverdale. Episode Highlights: Reg and Veronica pull a heist in which reg gets shot and is fine, Gladys is revealed to be the buyer of the fizzle rock empire, The former mayor and the former sher...

ARRTI 51: BIG PUNCH! With Special Guest Mikey Neumann (S3: E1-11 Recap) 06.04.2022

Hey everybody! Welcome back to your regularly scheduled dose of madness! This week we recap Season 3, Episodes 1 through 11, with some help from a friend! This episode is full of big punch, bad notes, and gunkers and gargoyles! Please check out Movies with Mikey over on the Filmjoy youtube channel! After you are done consuming all of that content, tell us you did it by tweeting or emailing us! Hav...

ARRTI 50: The Josie and The Pussycats 50th Episode Special! 22.03.2022

Hey everybody, welcome to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week We just talk about how amazing the 2001 movie Josie and the Pussycats is. That's it. We are so excited to be back doing this dumb show, and we are excited to fall down the flight of steps that is inevitably going to be the back half of season 3 of Riverdale! If you liked this episode, tell us how much you liked it on Twitter, or if y...

ARRTI 49: No One is Innocent in CrimeTown (S3:E11) 15.02.2022

Hey everybody! Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we cover Season 3 Episode 11 of the show that is definitely not a noir all the time but this time it is, Riverdale! Episode Highlights: Archie gets drunk and tries to kill Hiram and fails, Veronica hires Jughead to find out who shot her dad, Jughead figures out that F.P shot Hiram to be safe and also be the sheriff, Betty proves...

ARTI 48: Archie is Dumb, and Has Been Since the Third Grade (S3:E10) 01.02.2022

Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It, this week we cover Season 3 Episode 10 of the show that has a monster box, Riverdale. Episode Highlights: Archie walks back to Riverdale from the Canadian Wilderness just to get tripped up by the SAT's, has a few panic attacks, breaks up with Veronica, and goes back to prison lifestyle, Alice steals Betty's money for the Farm and Betty has to talk to he...

ARRTI 47: Tyler Has Been Here The Whole Time! (S3:E9) 18.01.2022

Welcome back to ARRTI everybody! This week we cover Season 3 Episode 9 of the show that is ruled by Tyler, Riverdale! Episode Highlights: Archie gets cool scars and a haunted brain in the woods, The Nun Hole Kids are too much for the Coopers to handle and Alice wants them to go to the farm, Hiram puts pressure on Veronica to pay protection money, Veronica tries to short Hiram and fails, Jughead pu...

ARRTI 46: Lug Nut, Tailpipe, and A Junkyard Luau (S3:E8) 04.01.2022

Welcome back and Happy New Year everybody! This week we cover Season 3, Episode 8 of the show that has themes that don't age well, Riverdale! Episode Highlights: All Vixens besides Cheryl have seizures, Archie and Jughead go to the "Jones Yard", Betty breaks out of the Nun Hole with drug-addled teens, Cheryl is CC'd on secret school board emails, Penny tries to shank Archie which makes Jughead go...

ARRTI 45: The Cask of A-Muggs-tillado (S3:E7) 21.12.2021

Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It, this week we cover Season 3 Episode 7 of Riverdale, the show that is nothing but bad D&D encounters. Episode Highlights: Jughead and Archie ride the rails, find a creepy farm with a hot girl and an abandoned town with Gargoyle runes, and find out that Hiram owns the town because he's making everybody build his prison that also makes fizzle rocks, Ve...

ARRTI 44: HiramSux42069 (S3:E6) 07.12.2021

Welcome back to to Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we cover Season 3 Episode 6 of The CW show that runs away from criminals, Riverdale. Episode Highlights: Archie gets his infected stab wound stitched up by the coroner prince and then goes after the kids at shadow lake, Veronica gathers evidence of coercion by Sheriff Mineta, Jughead gets handcuffed to a fridge, and then goes to interrogate J...

ARRTI 43: A (Quite Literal) Betting Pool (S3:E5) 23.11.2021

Hey everybody, welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Thorugh It! This week we cover Season 3 Episode 5 of the show that gets better sometimes, Riverdale! Episode Highlights: Veronica finds out about the fight club and decides to break Archie out, Betty assembles to B(etty) Team consisting of Reg, Josie, and Kevin, Betty sends the B(etty) Team to some parent investigation that goes poorly, Betty tries t...

ARRTI 42: John Hughes Fever Dream (S3:E4) 10.11.2021

Episode Highlights: Betty asks her mom a deeply personal question about her past and she says, "Shut up and yes". All the parents of the main cast went to detention together, made unlikely friendships, found a creepy RPG that they then got hooked on, found another group playing the same game(Also the parents of the main cast), and decided to join the two groups. They all then proceeded to get viol...

ARRTI 41: Baby Teeth and Two Cartoon Rabbits (S3:E3) 26.10.2021

Welcome everybody to A Riverdale Runs Through It... NIGHTS!! This week we get winded talking about Season 3 Episode 3 of the show with the most sets of narrative stairs ever, Riverdale! Episode Highlights: Farm comes to school, Veronica opens the speakeasy, Archie becomes the new Mad Dog, Veronica gets framed for Jingle Jangle, Jughead plays G&G to get the rule book, Betty confronts her mom about...

ARRTI 40: The Inglorious Life of Benjamin Button (S3:E2) 12.10.2021

Hello everybody, welcome back to the show that keeps on going, A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we wrestle Season 3 Episode 2 to the ground and boy howdy does it put up a fight. Episode Highlights: Ethel, Ben, and Dilton are WAY too deep into G&G, Archie tries to heal his fellow inmates with a fucking football game, Jughead and Betty meet the Gargoyle King in the woods, and Veronica has...

ARRTI 39: Dungeons and Doiley‘s (S3:E1) 28.09.2021

Hey everybody! Welcome to season three of Riverdale, the show that didn't enough money to buy the rights to D&D! Episode Highlights: Archie volunteers to go to jail for crimes he didn't commit but took credit for, Hiram gets punched, Dilton is the victim of Satanic Panic, Cheryl has a pool party but is sad the whole time, Veronica tries to secret agent her way into a hung jury, and Betty witne...

ARRTI 38: All Nuns Wear Heelys (Season 2 Recap) 14.09.2021

Welcome to the recap everybody! Matt is still amazed that this isn't an elaborate goof he isn't in on, and still hates that Riverdale does the things it does sometimes. Follow us on Twitter and say hi, or send an email our way! Make way for the awfulness that is about to ensue in season three, and remember to be kind and Don't Fuck By A Riot! Our email! arrtipod@gmail.com Our Twitter! www.twitter....

ARRTI 37: Jughead is President Snakes(Season 2: FINALE) 31.08.2021

The season finale is here and it's buck-fucking-wild! Episode Highlights: Betty tries to deal with her dad's sins when she didn't even need to, Archie wins the class president and threatens Hiram with a big ol' knife, and then proceeds to get arrested for a murder he took the credit for, Veronica pulls the rug out from under Hiram and buys the white wyrm and trades it for Pops, jughead wakes up fr...

ARRTI 36: Molotov Poptails(S2:E21) 17.08.2021

Hello everybody! This week we cover the penultimate episode of Season 2 of the show that can't not be on fire all the dang time. Episode Highlights: Cheryl wakes up and chooses archery, Veronica catches Fangs shooter and finds out her dad is going to call her mom a slut in front of the whole town, Archie deters gangers with Molotov cocktails and fights a black hood in peak physical condition, Bett...

ARRTI 35: Habeas Fangus (S2:E20) 03.08.2021

Welcome back, everybody! This week we cover Season 2 Episode 20 of the show that literally can't slow down for a second to find a rest stop to let the ids pee, Riverdale! Episode Highlights: Veronica gets courted by mob princes and tries(and fails) to start a LEGAL Casino, Betty tries to prove her dad is the Black Hood, Archie starts to like his dad again, Reg is Hirame's new Archie, Jughead tries...

ARRTI 34: A Million Dollars In Sacajawea Coins (S2:E19) 20.07.2021

Welcome back, everybody! This week we cover Season 2 Episode 19 of the kinkiest show on The CW, Riverdale! Episode Highlights: Cheryl writes the Sherrif into the ground, Archie AND Chic get duct-taped to chairs, Chic is revealed to not be the Cooper Brother, Betty feeds Chic to the Black Hood, Veronica gets a million LARGE, and...is Hal the Black Hood?! We hope you enjoyed this week's episode! Ple...

ARRTI 33: Mystery Mguggs (S2:E18) 06.07.2021

Welcome back to this musical disaster everybody! This week we cover Season 2 Episode 18 of the worst show doing the worst musical, Riverdale! Episode Highlights: Lots of singing that we didn't care for, Jughead makes a documentary about the High School Musical, Hirame is a big ol' cartoon villain, Cheryl threatens her mother yet again, and the Black Hood Returns!! Make sure to go follow us on Twit...

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