A Riverdale Runs Through It

Welcome back, everybody! Surprise JUGHEAD IS STILL ALIVE WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED IT! This whole episode is all about making the preppy kids spin out about not being able to frame Betty for their murder of Jughead and it almost works. Betty and Archie start to fake hookup behind Veronica's back, everyone we haven't seen in a while has some feelings, and Donna tells Brett to rip open the casket at a...

So Jughead is totally dead and you can't convince us otherwise. The Scooby Gang tries to get their stories straight and then proceeds to not stick to them, F.P. doesn't know how to ping phones or conduct a search party, and there's a real thing called devils breath that they decided to google and put in this episode. Seek us out on social media or send us an email! Have a great week, find joy wher...

Oh shit, y'all we are back yet again! Episode Highlights include: Veronica is now a party girl to deal with the fact that her daddy has a disease, Archie finally catches the bug that makes you wake up and want to do something with your life, Jughead and Betty try to crack the stonewall academy case wide open and then Jughead dies. Follow us on our socials or email us your murder boards! Have a gre...

Oh boy everybody we are talking a lot about ALF in this one. Episode Highlights: Jughead does a three-round duel with the B Double Dubs, Veronica goes to New York to cavort with Katy Keene and discovers her dad has a disease, Archie helps his mercenary daddy uncle frank fight a man trying to kill them, Betty and Alice go on a hunt for compromising videos of students at fancy school and find out th...

MOM IS BACK EVERYBODY! This week's Highlights include: Betty being a Quiz Queen, Archie demotes Former Keller to make his daddy Uncle Frank the foreman and oops turns out he can't run a company from high school, Veronica and Cheryl corner the chemistry teacher to make sure their rum is 51 percent different than bad daddy's rum, Jughead creates the brown hood for his baxter brothers story and it ma...

The last episode of Josie and the Peachy Keene's is upon us friends, here's (kind of) what happened: Katy gets into Parsons School of Design, K.O moves to Philly to do the Punch Camp, Josie actually sings the songs she wrote in a band with a record label, Jorge saves his block from Hiram Lodge, and Pepper opens the Pepper Plant for all of her friends to work out of. Thank you all for bearing with...

This week on Josie and the Peachy Keene's: Katy makes a dress for the princess that she home-wrecked (awkward), and she completes a side quest to get an internship to make her dreams come true, but it is not as easy as she thinks. Jorge semi-comes out as a drag queen to his dad who doesn't fully support it because Jorge gets jumped by thugs while in drag, He puts together a rally to raise awarenes...

Back at it again! We are going through another 3 episodes of the surprisingly good show Katy Keene! The gang goes through katy's breakup, a heartwarming polar vortex, and a mystery of Katy's parents! Shit gets wild, and if yoyu want to talk about it with us on the internet hit us up on there, or email us about it! Have great week, find joy where you can, craft spells and potions for the upcoming r...

Hey! Don't tell Mom but Jim and Matt are going OFF THE RAILS! This is a limited series where Jim watches The Charles Whitlock Original, Katy Keene! This is a (surprisingly good) show about some twenty-somethings, and a seventeen-year-old high school dropout chasing their dreams in the BIG APPLE! Katy wants to be a big-time fashion designer, Jorge wants to strike gold on Broadway, Pepper wants to o...

Well gang, they weren't lying about ANYTHING. We keep up the theme of not wanting to talk about Riverdale and instead talking about good media. Hit us up on social media! We love internet friends. If you are too cool for social media and just do emails, we have one of those too! Matt and his Mom will be on a cruise so we are taking a month off to do that, so you guys get to rest and recover from t...

Veronica makes her fathers rum the same but different, Football sucks and we hate it, Archies Uncle gives Monroe drugs to play the game even after he got beat up by fancy school, Betty does some digging for some dirt on fancy school and she finds out that Jughead is in the stupid secret society, and Jughead got into Yale! That is it for this week! Follow us on the internet or email us if you so de...

This week, Archie disregards therapy and fights with F.P., Jughead finds his forest pee-paw who actually sold the BBU to F.J Dupont. Meanwhile, Veronica puts on one last rager in front of a college recruiter who LOVES IT and Betty deprograms herself(?) from the farm's hypnosis with help from Charles. Oh, and it turns out Penelope was gaslighting Cheryl from inside the walls of ThistleHouse so that...

Everybody gets healed by the school's guidance counselor...except Archie. That's it, that's the whole episode. If you want to reach out and say hi on the internet, either on Instagram or Twitter OR our email! Have a great week, find joy where you can, try out an eye patch, and see what your friends think, Be kind, and Don't Fuck by Therapy. Our Instagram Our Twitter Our email: arrtipod@gmail.com  

Jughead and Betty both fuck and call a shot that becomes a reality. Hiram, Hermoine, F.P., and Alice make Pop work on Thanksgiving and get into a big ol' fight in the speakeasy. Cheryl and Toni make Cheryl's aunt think that they fed her the remains of her husband, and Archie doesn't know how to pressure cook a turkey, which ends up saving many people's lives. Hit us up on Twitter(@RiverdaleRuns) a...

This episode includes Jughead going crazy and finding out his hero stole his grandpappy's book, Archie getting into a competition to see who can have the most kids on his side, Betty and Kevin confronting Charles(who is a recovering drug addict), and Veronica hating her long lost sister for being daddy's favorite. Say hi to us on the internet wherever you can! Also buy a tee shirt if you want! Las...

In this episode, Jughead is bad at Werewolf but so is everyone else, Betty and Kevin give the junior FBI the ol' college try, Archie gets maced and then threatens the whole neighborhood to stop them from being mean to him, and Veronica does some more blackmail. Also, Hiram wants to run for mayor. We have t-shirts that support the Abortion Care Network, go buy them! Tag us on Twitter with your shir...

Our boy Jughead Jones gets buried alive, Toni gets very gaslit by Cheryl, Nana Rose is fucking Nick Fury, Archie is itching to become a vigilante, Betty is harassed by her sister pretending to be her dead father, and Jughead's brother invites jugheads girlfriend into the junior FBI. BUY SOME SHIRTS WE HAVE THEM NOW!! The Links to the shirts are on our Twitter( @RiverdaleRuns ) and our Instagram( r...

Wow...does this episode really test us, and our will to keep watching. In this episode, Jughead gets bullied at Fancy school and we wonder why the culmination of all the milk and toast ever made knows so much about Jughead. Betty gets together with the FBI to get the Farm, but Edgar tries to ESCAPE IN A FUCKING ROCKET HE MADE OH MY GOD IM GONNA DIE, Archie puts all his money into the halfway house...

Welcome to Season four everybody! This episode was denser than a fruit cake so sorry for the length of this ep. What happened was basically Monroe (Formally Mad Dog) is now the big strong football boy and Reg isn't happy about that, Reg then faces his abusive father with Archies help, and Betty works with Jughead's brother to track where the farm went through Kevin's who has been in contact with F...

Hello everybody! Welcome back to the waking nightmare that we have created for ourselves! In this episode, Matt goes raving mad as he recounts the back half of season three. Friends become enemies, enemies become friends, tears are shed, hugs are given, and most importantly...we all get hook hands. Say hi to us on Twitter or email us! We love hearing from you! See you in season 4! Be Kind, find jo...

We have crawled all the way to the end of season three of this god-forsaken show, it's A Riverdale Runs Through It! The Highlights of this episode are: Archie gets to keep Punch Camp after Hirame was arrested, Penelope is told that the Farm is grabbing up organs and retrieving Betty, and Penelope then gathers the "Midnight Children" to have them do quests to survive the night. It is revealed that...

Oh! We found you after all this time! Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It, the show that can't seem to release an episode on time. This week we are coming in hot with the penultimate episode of Season 3! Here is what happened, The Farm harvests organs instead of produce, Betty tries to take it down from the inside and gets hypnotized while jughead goes out and runs away from a bunch of kid...

Hello everybody! Welcome back to the most extended poop joke on the internet, A Riverdale Runs Through It! Coming in hot with Season 3, Episode 20 of the show that wants you to join the Navy, Riverdale! This episode consists of Archie being too good at cutting weight for two fights in one day, Cheryl vowing to burn the Farm to the ground, and stomping the ashes into smaller ashes because they told...

Welcome back to your bi-weekly dose of mental anguish everybody! This week the Jones family has to play G&G to get Jellybean back which entails F.P getting shot and Gladys pulling out some crazy ninja moves. Betty finds out that Evelyn is actually married to Edgar and works the kids while Edgar works the adults. Josie breaks up with Archie and goes on tour with her dad, and Archie vows to never pu...

Hello and welcome back to the only podcast about McChickens on the internet, A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we cover Season 3, Episode 18 of the most punchy show on the CW, Riverdale. In this episode, Jughead puts on his Sherlock hat backward and has to have everything spelled out for him, Veronica tries to fuck Archie again and gets him into a Punch fight night, Betty chains her mom to th...