A Riverdale Runs Through It

Welcome back, everyone! This week we cover Season 2, Episode 17 of Riverdale, the show that is written by a bunch of drunk birds and one high moose! Episode Highlights: The car that Jughead and Betty did so well hiding gets found by Junkyard Steve,  Hirame doesn't know how business works, Archie does a little terrorism, F.P and Alice make brisket in a tin can, and Cheryl is saved from the bad nun...

Welcome back, everyone! This week we cover Season 2 Episode 17 of the show that thinks it's a bunch of movies that are just really short but still high art, Riverdale! Episode highlights include: Veronica runs for class president and gets put on blast for her bad daddy, Jughead and Betty are running for class presidents after Jughead did a hunger strike(?), Fred gets out of the Lodge contract and...

Welcome back, everybody! This week we cover Season 2 Episode 15 of the show that's basically a big game of whisper down the lane, Riverdale! Episode highlights include: CLIFFORD HAS A SECRET WILL FOR SOME REASON, Hiram and Hermione try to get Fred to run for mayor, and the Hermoine does as well, Jughead does some okay detective work and Betty drags Kevin through hell to try to expose Chick. Make s...

Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we cover Season 2, Episode 14 of the all-around bang fest that is The CW's Riverdale! Episode highlights: The gang goes to the Lodge Lodge, Betty gets kinky for Jughead, and everybody back in Riverdale gets saved by watching Love Simon. Overall this episode has the three F's, Fucking, Fighting, and Fmurder. Follow us on Twitter, and Don't forg...

Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we cover Season 2 Episode 13 of Riverdale: The show with 100% more murders. Highlights for this episode are Jughead has a bad dick, Alice does a murder, Archie gets berated by Agent Fakemen and Hiram goes to a trailer park. Also, Veronica is in Model UN? You can email us because we have an email address and stuff, also follow our Twitter! Last...

Hello and welcome back! This week we cover Season 2 Episode 12 of this little savory delight we like to call Riverdale. This week's highlights include meeting Daddy Gravy, Betty starts doing sex work, Jug puts the head back in his name, Archie does mob interning, and Veronica renounces satan and definitely means it! Lots of stuff happens this week and we can barely keep up, but if you could leave...

Hello! Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This episode consists of Matt trying to recap the first half of Riverdale Season 2 while having his mom and his friend constantly pulling him off track and going on rants. There's even a good ol' Zach Snyder rant in there for your listening pleasure. Things are heating up(?) so make sure to Be Kind and Don't Fuck By A Hirame. Our Twitter: www.twi...

Welcome back, everybody! This week we cover Season 2 Episode 11 of The CW show with the tallest person to ever walk the earth in it, Riverdale! Episode Highlights include: Archie suddenly getting better at doing an FBI, Betty's "brother" causing drama for the Cooper household, Jughead being the whitest knight, and Veronica makes her own pussycats. Follow us on Twitter, and don't forget to Be Kind...

Hello and welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we cover Season 2 Episode 10 of the show that refuses to cut loose ends, Riverdale! Episode highlights include: Archie gets a mission from the FBI, Betty goes on a hunt for a different sibling, Southside High gets relocated so Jughead is back at Riverdale High, and Sweet Pea has a dope Scarf. Follow us on Twitter and you can email us...

Welcome back, everybody! This week we cover Season 2 Episode 9 of "A Surprising Amount of Martial Arts Masters In This Fucking Town" a.k.a Riverdale! Some highlights from this episode include: Fred and Archie try their best to run a Christmas Tree business on Pop's doorstep, NANA ROSE IS BACK AND CREEPIER THAN EVER, and Betty cold clocks The Black Hood with a shovel. We hope you enjoy this long-as...

Welcome back, everybody! This week we cover Season 2 Episode 8 of "Archie Doesn't Know How To Act" a.k.a Riverdale! Highlights include F.P. getting out of Jail, Betty doing an uncomfortable pole dance in front of people twice her age, and relationships all around get a little rocky. If you like this show, review it wherever you listen! Also, follow us on Twitter! Oh, and one last thing... Be Kind...

Hey there all! This week we are covering Season 2 Episode 7 of the show that is 5 miles away from any Copyright lawsuits, Riverdale! This episode is put together in a "creative way", highlights include: Archie and Jughead smuggle "Pancake Mix" over to Greendale, Cheryl finds out Josie is hot, Tom Keller is Ripped toilet paper in a public restroom, and The Black Hood will bring the reckoning! We ho...

Hello all! Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we cover Season 2 Episode 6 of the high octane, not-so-mini series Riverdale! Episode Highlights include: Betty is set to find The Sugar Man aka The Sucrose Lad aka The Candy Boy, Jughead and Toni Topaz say "No Thanks" to being Crotch Companions and are just past Mouth Pals, Archie and Jughead enter a street with the Ghoulies with t...

Welcome back, everybody! This week's episode covers Season 2 Episode 5 of the most mysterious show on the CW, Riverdale. Some episode highlights include: Betty gets into cahoots with the Black Hood, Jughead gets T U F F, and Veronica's rich friend is revealed to be a (sharp inhale) SLEAZE BALL. And, make sure to Be Kind and Don't Fuck By A Hirame! Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/RiverdaleRuns Our Ema...

Welcome back, everyone! This week we cover Episode Season 2 Episode 4 of the emotionally confusing, and slightly angering CW series known as Riverdale! Some episode beats that seem important are as follows: Archie gets horny with a can of spray paint and gets caught by South Side goons, Betty gets a strangely familiar cipher along with a disturbing note telling her that the crimes were her fault,...

Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This episode covers Season 2 Episode 3 of the non-stop nipple show, Riverdale! Highlights include Moose being too THICC for bullets, Kevin kissing a bunch of dudes in the woods, Jughead is forced to sit with the cool kids, and Archie founding a vigilante group, and the principal being SO OKAY WITH IT! Lastly, Be Kind and Don't Fuck By A River! Our Twitt...

Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we phase in and out of talking about Season 2, Episode 2 of Riverdale, the show without the monsters, monster hunters, or gay angels (Although Kevin is an angel so we may be in luck). We talk a lot about the Supernatural Finale and how bonkers that is, but also Cheryl gets blackmailed, Jughead gets in bed with The Snake Handler, and Archie buy...

Welcome back, everybody! After a two-week break, WE ARE BACK WITH SEASON TWO EPISODE ONE! This stuff gets crazy! Episode beats include: Fred's brain is haunted AF, Jughead has a for-real motorcycle that he knows how to ride, and Cheryl gives Fred a kiss on the forehead to wake him up from a coma. Bonus bit: Matt's Mom learns the term POGGERS, and Matt hates it. Be Kind, and Don't Fuck By A River!...

IT'S RECAP TIME FOLKS!! After 13 weeks of slow and careful explaining, Matt has consumed ALL of Season One of The Soon-To-Be-Classic...Riverdale! This episode covers Matt's Thoughts, Comments, and some slight goofs. There are also Mouth Pall Ratings and Jim's Names For Things in his Holy Spread Sheet. Lastly, we have a called shots section at the end to predict what we think will happen in the sea...

FINALE TIME BAY-BEE!! Archie punches a River to death, Jughead goes to bad kid school, and Cheryl burns down her own house! This week's episode is crazy and this is also crazy, but two things in this world are certain. Be Kind, and Don't Fuck By A River! Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/RiverdaleRuns Our Email: arttipod@gmail.com

This week on ARRTI: We talk about Jupiter Ascending for WAY TOO LONG! Also, everything is revealed!! Jerry stole the sheriff's murder board, F.P confesses to the murder, and then the REAL MURDERER IS CONFRONTED!! There are a lot of twists and turns but one thing to keep in mind is to Be Kind, and Don't Fuck By A River! Our email: arrtipod@gmail.com

Welcome back to ARRTI everybody! This week we cover Season 1, Episode 11 of this Maple infused fugue state of the CW classic Riverdale! This episode's story beats include: Alice Cooper getting BURNED TO A KWISP, F.P. Jones (a.k.a Framed Person) getting framed for a crime he didn't do, and Archie just really turning that creep knob up to 11. We love you all and remember to Be Kind and Don't Fuck By...

Hello everyone! Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This episode covers Season 1, Episode 10 of the maple syrup-covered neon drug trip known in many tongues as Riverdale. Story beats of this episode include: Veronica doing her part in the River-Vixens Dancemocracy, Archie gets over his ex by jumping the gun on alcoholism, and Jughead HATES HIS BIRTHDAY!! We have an email: arrtipod@gmail.c...

Hey, friends! Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we go through Season 1 Episode 9 of Riverdale with a fine-toothed comb! Some Story beats include Cheryl calling Fred a DILF which is not okay, we find out that the town of Riverdale is a Maple anomaly and CAN TAP TREES IN THE WINTER, and Polly does some super pregnant spy work. If you would like to suggest a drink for Matt's Mom...

Hello All! Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week, Matt's Mom drinks an entire bottle of pink wine and Jim tries to keep her on track while she tries to recount Season 1, Episode 8 of the neon backlit acid trip that is Riverdale. Story Beats include: High School students go to a bar, Moose getting beat up real bad, and Kevin just being the best boy on television. You can request dr...