James Bell

A Git & A Geezah

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Step into the hilarious and offbeat world of "A Git and a Geezah," the podcast where laughs are guaranteed, and the unexpected is the norm. Joined by my friend Noah, we take you on a rollicking journey through the most bizarre news from around the globe, all while sharing our own outlandish experiences that'll have your sides splitting. In each episode, brace yourself for unscripted comedy, as we tackle the latest funny headlines and dive deep into personal anecdotes that are as entertaining as they are unpredictable. Whether you're looking for a comic relief during your commute, a lighthearte...

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James Bell

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Comedy

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Latest episode

Mar 31, 2026

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Episodes

Runaway Kangaroo, Clown Ban & The Meaning of Discovery 31.03.2026

This week’s episode is a proper mix of weird headlines, random conversations, and surprisingly deep thoughts. We kick things off with the story of a runaway kangaroo on the loose , followed by the bizarre news that Bolivia has banned clowns in certain situations — a headline we never thought we’d read. From there, we dive into random news, politics, and whatever else is happening in the world , be...

Pop-Up Driveway Pubs, Stowaway Fox & Sports Catch-Up | Pints on Demand 20.03.2026

This week’s episode is a proper mix of chill catch-up and absolute chaos. We start with some sports talk and life updates , getting back into the swing of things and sharing what we’ve been up to. Then we head to one of the best ideas we’ve ever heard — a mobile pub popping up in people’s driveways , bringing pints straight to your neighborhood. From there, we dive into the bizarre journey of a fo...

Coffin Meditation, Runaway Tortoise & Sports Talk | The World Gets Weird 12.03.2026

This week’s episode takes us from the bizarre to the surprisingly impressive. We start in Japan, where people are meditating inside coffins as part of a strange spiritual practice designed to reflect on life and mortality. Then we follow the slow but determined journey of an escaped tortoise from Georgia that somehow managed to travel miles away from home . Along the way, we dive into various spor...

DTW Airport Crash, Attenborough’s Garden Murder & Zoo Popsicles in Rio | Heat, History & Headlines" 03.03.2026

This week’s episode is packed with chaos, crime, and some surprisingly wholesome animal content. We kick things off with the shocking story of a car crashing into Detroit Metro (DTW) Airport , breaking down what happened and how something like that even unfolds. Then we head to the UK, where Sir David Attenborough’s garden helped solve a Victorian-era murder case — yes, really. It’s history, scien...

Runaway Emu Arrested, Casino Mistake Jackpot & Iran’s Super Weapons | Weird Wins & World News 25.02.2026

This week’s episode is another rollercoaster. We start in Florida, where a police deputy heroically captured a runaway emu , proving once again that no two shifts are ever the same. Then we dive into the unbelievable story of a visually impaired man who struck it big on a casino game machine — because he thought it was a Dr Pepper vending machine . Sometimes luck really is blind. From there, we zo...

Whim Wins Millions, Maduro’s Nike Moment & The Last Pennies | New Season 27.01.2026

This episode is stacked from start to finish. We kick things off with the unbelievable story of a woman who won hundreds of millions on a complete whim , proving luck really does pick favorites. Then we break down how Maduro’s outfit went viral , turning a simple Nike jumpsuit into a sell-out fashion statement overnight. We also talk about the last three one-cent pennies and what their disappearan...

Snowy Owls, AI Gone Wild & Million-Dollar Superman | Post-Thanksgiving Chaos 02.12.2025

We’re back from Thanksgiving and kicking off the holiday season with a packed episode! First up, we talk about the rare sighting of two snowy owls found on Lake Michigan — a magical moment that had locals (and us) freaking out. Then we dive into the strange world of AI bots talking sexually , raising questions about tech, moderation, and what the internet has turned into. We also cover the jaw-dro...

Beach Toy Chaos, Cucumber Records & Fart-Powered Candles | Featuring Lukas! 18.11.2025

This week we’re joined by a special guest — Lukas , one of Noah’s old college buddies — and things go off the rails immediately. We kick off with the unbelievable story from Scotland where adult-themed toys washed up all over a beach , giving locals the most awkward shoreline cleanup in history. Next, we dive into the mysterious origins of the number 67 and what it actually means (spoiler: it’s we...

Drunk Driving Inventor, Joker Haaland & Shady Shein | Trump Talk & Wild News 11.11.2025

This week’s episode is packed with irony, chaos, and plenty of laughs. We start with the unbelievable story of the man who invented the breathalyzer getting caught for drunk driving — the kind of twist life writes better than any movie. Then we head to the pitch, where Erling Haaland dressed up as the Joker to prank his teammates and fans absolutely lost it. Of course, we couldn’t avoid talking ab...

Stolen Chairs, Meth Clouds & Roman Relics | Frozen Poop from the Sky! 04.11.2025

This week’s episode is absolutely unhinged — even by our standards! We kick things off in Spain, where a gang has been stealing chairs from outdoor restaurant seating areas , leading to a nationwide hunt for the world’s least ambitious criminals. Then, we revisit the insane story of a meth lab accident that smoked out a whole neighborhood , leaving everyone unintentionally high. But the real gem t...

AI Sex Bots, Creepy Dolls & Fake Funerals - Who Really Cares? 28.10.2025

This episode is as bizarre as it gets. We kick things off with the headline that has the internet buzzing — Sam Altman suggesting sexual bots could be part of ChatGPT’s future , raising major questions about AI, ethics, and the future of companionship. Then we take a creepy turn with a Minnesota museum unveiling a chilling doll exhibit in Armstead County , guaranteed to give you goosebumps. Next,...

Naked Protests, Giant Donkeys & Cancer-Fighting Beethoven 21.10.2025

This week’s episode is one of the strangest — and most entertaining — yet! We kick things off in Portland, where naked cyclists took to the streets to protest Trump , proving that politics and pedals make quite the combo. Then we meet a 6-foot-tall donkey that’s breaking records and turning heads, followed by a horse with a record-breaking ear measuring a whopping 1 foot and 1 inch. The science wo...

Giraffe Joyrides, Grocery Bears & Gator Golfers | Plus, a Water-Skiing Squirrel! 14.10.2025

This episode is pure, unfiltered chaos in the best possible way! We start with the unbelievable story of a man who broke into a zoo just to ride a giraffe — and somehow thought it was a good idea. Then we head to Arizona, where a bear casually wandered around a shopping store, giving customers a reason to check the aisles twice before grabbing snacks. Next up, we talk about the nerve (and possibly...

Teeth-Pulling Wrestlers, Steel Men & MarryLisa.com Madness 07.10.2025

This episode is packed with power, weirdness, and a touch of chaos! We kick things off with the wild launch of MarryLisa.com — a story that’s as strange as it is hilarious. Then, we spotlight an Egyptian wrestler who pulled a boat with his teeth, and the incredible Steel Man of India, known for holding up multi-ton columns with sheer strength. We also unpack the shocking Charlie Kirk assassination...

TikTok Aliens, Drunken Chimps & The Crazy World Around Us 24.09.2025

This episode is out of this world — literally! We kick things off with the viral story of aliens showing up on TikTok and what people are saying about it. Then, we swing into the hilarious chaos of chimps getting drunk and causing absolute mayhem. Of course, we also take a spin through the crazy news of the week and share our takes on the bizarre world we’re all living in. It’s weird, it’s wild, a...

John Daly’s 19-Stroke Hole, Hairy Toothpaste & Meth Lab Mayhem 16.09.2025

This week’s episode is an absolute ride! We kick off with the legendary John Daly’s 19 on a par 5 , one of the wildest golf moments we’ve ever heard. Then, we dive into the weird world of human hair being used in toothpaste — yes, you read that right. Things get even crazier as we discuss the story of smoking out an animal lab with meth and what that says about science, security, and some people’s...

Overdue Books, Bathrobe Bishops & Big Money in Sports | Cash Talks Everywhere 26.08.2025

This week, we dig into some of the strangest and funniest stories making the rounds. First up, a library book returned after more than 80 years sparks a conversation about overdue fines and forgotten reads. Then we cover the surreal moment a bishop sent the choir home while wearing only his bathrobe — a scene straight out of a sitcom. From there, we dive into the world of money in sports and how c...

Door-Opening Bears, WNBA Toy Toss & Doll Heists | Rubber Ducks Take Chicago 19.08.2025

This week’s episode is packed with chaos and comedy! We kick things off with the bizarre story of bears learning to open door knobs and just strolling into people’s houses like they own the place. Then, we break down the wild WNBA moment where fans threw sex toys onto the court . We also talk about the strange crime spree of Labubu dolls being stolen and wrap things up with Chicago’s quirkiest rac...

Coldplay Cheating Scandal, Bear vs. Mascot & Giant Hotdog Spill | Zoo’s Bizarre Request 12.08.2025

This week’s episode is pure madness from start to finish! We start with the awkward story of a CEO caught cheating at a Coldplay concert, then head straight into the wild moment a sports mascot was chased down by a real bear. Things get even stranger when we cover a zoo asking people to donate their pets — yes, really — to feed their animals. And to top it all off, we talk about the chaos caused b...

Snake on a Plane, Fortune Cookie Jackpot & Hotdog Showdowns | Cheese Chaos on the Interstate 05.08.2025

This episode has everything — chaos, jackpots, and way too much cheese. We kick things off with the slithery tale of a snake loose on a plane, giving passengers a flight they’ll never forget. Then, we celebrate the luck of a woman who won $50,000 using her daughter’s fortune cookie numbers. But that’s not all — we dive into the competitive world of hotdog eating contests and the absolute madness o...

Honey-Heist Bears, Chimney Mishaps & Robot Soccer | News, Laughs & Word of the Day 01.07.2025

Get ready for another round of bizarre and hilarious headlines! In this episode, we talk about bears who escaped just to gorge on honey and take an epic nap, proving that Winnie-the-Pooh might have been onto something. Then, we dive into the story of a man who got himself stuck in a chimney trying to save his dog from a building (spoiler: it didn't go quite as planned). We also explore the high-te...

Naked Chickens, Runaway Zebras & Trump Talk: A Divine Mess 24.06.2025

This episode is pure mayhem in the best way. We kick things off with a bizarre church celebration in Germany featuring — wait for it — naked chickens . Yes, really. Then we gallop into the chaotic tale of a runaway zebra causing havoc in traffic, backyards, and probably someone’s dreams. Of course, no episode would be complete without some Trump-related drama , and we break down the latest headlin...

Capybaras, Crack, and 250 Million Bees?! | Sausage Rolls & Lads on Tour 17.06.2025

This episode is a whirlwind of chaos and comedy! We kick things off with the wild story of police seizing five capybaras and crack cocaine from one very questionable man. Then, we buzz over to the madness of 250 million honey bees escaping a truck , causing pure pandemonium. But it doesn’t stop there — sausage rolls have officially invaded Madame Tussauds , and we’ve got thoughts. Plus, we recap a...

Quicksand, Ostriches & Birthday Chaos | James Turns a Year Weirder 22.04.2025

In this wild and slightly unhinged episode, we talk about the unluckiest man ever getting stuck in quicksand, Boris Johnson being attacked by an ostrich (yes, really), and all the strange, hilarious things happening in the world right now. Plus, it's James’ birthday — so we’re celebrating with laughs, ridiculous stories, and a few questionable facts. Expect chaos, animal attacks, and birthday bant...

Real-Life Monster Under the Bed?! | Surprising Pregnancy Mix-Up & Life Updates 15.04.2025

In this jaw-dropping episode, we dive into viral and unbelievable news stories that will leave you speechless. First, a babysitter in Kansas discovers what she believes to be a real-life monster hiding under a child's bed — was it paranormal, a prank, or something far more shocking? Then, we head down under to Australia where a woman is making headlines for carrying someone else’s baby due to a ra...

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