James Bell
A Git & A Geezah
Step into the hilarious and offbeat world of "A Git and a Geezah," the podcast where laughs are guaranteed, and the unexpected is the norm. Joined by my friend Noah, we take you on a rollicking journey through the most bizarre news from around the globe, all while sharing our own outlandish experiences that'll have your sides splitting. In each episode, brace yourself for unscripted comedy, as we tackle the latest funny headlines and dive deep into personal anecdotes that are as entertaining as they are unpredictable. Whether you're looking for a comic relief during your commute, a lighthearte...
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Episodes
Third Terms, Swallowed Fortunes, and the Pink Water Pistol Scandal 01.04.2025 31:35
In this episode, we dive into some of the wildest headlines of the week. First up, we discuss the controversy surrounding Trump’s alleged push for a third term—could it really happen, or is it just political theater? Then, we unravel the bizarre case of a man who swallowed hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of earrings (yes, really), and what exactly happened when doctors tried to retrieve the...
Golden Thrones, Runaway Goats, and Falling Ice: A Bizarre News Roundup 25.03.2025 49:09
In this episode, we delve into a series of peculiar news stories. We discuss the recent conviction of individuals involved in the theft of an 18-carat gold toilet from England's Blenheim Palace, a crime that captured international attention. We also explore the curious case of runaway goats causing chaos in various cities, highlighting incidents in San Francisco and Texas where these nimble creatu...
Bricks, Butt Plugs, and Boxing Blunders 04.03.2025 26:05
This episode is a wild one! We kick things off with a deep dive into the world’s largest brick collection—because apparently, that’s a thing. Then, we move on to the infamous chess scandal involving a champion and a very unconventional way of cheating. Finally, we break down a dramatic boxing moment where a fighter hit the canvas harder than expected. Expect laughs, debates, and plenty of question...
Egg Heists, Toupee Traffickers, and Political Tangents 26.02.2025 37:19
In this episode, we delve into the peculiar theft of 100,000 eggs in Pennsylvania, a crime possibly linked to soaring egg prices amid a bird flu outbreak. We also discuss the audacious attempt by a man to smuggle cocaine under his toupee. Additionally, we touch on recent political events, including the latest developments involving Trump. Join us for a blend of bizarre news and lively political di...
Presidents, Whales, and Danish Dreams: A Wild Week in Review 18.02.2025 30:38
In this episode, we celebrate Presidents' Day by delving into some presidential quirks, including the myth of wooden teeth. We also discuss a satirical petition in Denmark proposing the purchase of California. and recount the harrowing tale of a kayaker who survived being briefly swallowed by a humpback whale off the coast of Chile . Additionally, we touch on recent developments involving Trump. J...
Super Bowl, Snake Surprises & The Mystery of Monthly Toast 11.02.2025 28:30
In this episode, we break down the Super Bowl madness, dive into the bizarre case of a man discovering 100 venomous snakes, and unravel the mystery of toast appearing once a month in the UK. We also test our knowledge with some 2025 news trivia and catch up on what we’ve been up to lately. Expect weird stories, laughs, and plenty of chaos as always! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...
Frozen Ships, Stolen Identities, and Grammy Scandals 04.02.2025 26:05
This episode takes a deep dive into some of the strangest cultural traditions from around the world, along with a Canadian ship frozen solid in the Great Lakes. We also unpack a wild true crime case of identity theft gone deadly and the controversy surrounding Kanye’s lady stripping naked at the Grammys. Plus, we touch on Trump’s ongoing trade wars, skiing, sports, and plenty more. Buckle up for a...
Laundry Justice, Football Scandals, and Trump’s Inauguration Throwback 28.01.2025 28:31
This week, we dive into the wildest headlines! From a fearless British pensioner fending off a mugger with a bag of laundry to an Italian football club firing a staff member over a controversial photo of his... unique implant, the news doesn’t disappoint. Plus, we take a look back at the unforgettable spectacle of Trump’s inauguration. Expect laughs, jaw-dropping moments, and our usual blend of co...
Holiday Recap, Horse Milk Ice Cream, and British Snack Adventures 31.12.2024 29:02
We’re back and ready to kick off the new year! In this episode, we recap our holiday season adventures and share what we’ve been up to. Then, we dive into some hilarious news, including the unusual creation of horse milk ice cream. To top it all off, we try an assortment of British snacks for the first time and give our honest (and sometimes hilarious) reactions. Join us for a fun-filled episode p...
The Lost Episode: Elections, Emus, and Texas Tales 18.12.2024 39:54
Unearthed from the archives, this lost episode is finally here! We recap the election and share stories from our adventures in Texas and Canada. In the news, we discuss an audacious insurance scam involving people dressing up as bears to stage car attacks, and the saga of a loose emu wreaking havoc in the UK—complete with British police hilariously begging citizens to stop chasing the bird. Plus,...
Christmas Chaos, Chocolate Controversies & Epic Theme Songs 03.12.2024 35:43
Get ready for a festive, fun-filled episode packed with surprises, laughs, and some downright bizarre stories! Here’s what’s unwrapped in this week’s episode: 🎄 Wacky Christmas Quiz: Test your holiday knowledge as we tackle the weirdest Christmas trivia—like poop logs, fried chicken traditions, and a song written for Thanksgiving! Who will come out on top in this battle of wits? 🍫 Choc...
Turkey, Time Capsules, and Homework Panic 26.11.2024 27:36
Join us for a wild ride through Thanksgiving trivia, unbelievable real-life stories, and a dose of pure holiday fun! In this video, we dive into a quirky mix of topics: Thanksgiving Trivia: Test your knowledge on wacky facts and surprising history behind America's favorite holiday! Did you know Benjamin Franklin wanted the turkey to be the national bird? Or that the first Thanksgiving wasn’t exact...
Election Trivia, Ted Lasso Governors, and Seabass Crackers 18.11.2024 28:53
Get ready for our wild US Election Special! We kick things off with a few shots of alcohol to loosen up before diving into some election-themed trivia. From there, we cover the quirky governor who dressed up as Ted Lasso for his Halloween press conference, sparking laughs and headlines. Then, brace yourself for the oddest rebranding ever: Goldfish crackers changing their name to Chilean Seabass cr...
Global Trivia, Expensive Dimes, Parrot Escapes, and Timothée Lookalikes 29.10.2024 31:14
In this globe-trotting episode, we explore wacky trivia from the countries our listeners call home! From the discovery of a $500,000 dime coin to escaped parrots causing chaos at a zoo, there's no shortage of bizarre news. We also dive into the madness of a Timothée Chalamet lookalike competition that turned into a full-blown riot, and the strange case of a crab that traveled internationally. Plus...
Raccoon Hostage Crisis, Corpse Chaos, and the Whopper Sheriff 22.10.2024 31:02
In this wild episode, we kick things off with the unbelievable story of a woman held hostage by over 100 raccoons in her own home. Then, we head to Poland, where a corpse unexpectedly fell out of a hearse, turning a solemn moment into utter chaos. And finally, we discuss the bizarre case of a police sheriff who called in his deputies because Burger King got his Whopper order wrong. Alongside these...
Giant Pumpkins, Hot Pocket Heists, and Fake Death Dine-and-Dashes 15.10.2024 29:04
In this episode, we cover some of the most outrageous stories yet! We start with the tale of the world's largest pumpkin, an impressive feat in the world of giant produce. Next, we dive into the bizarre case of a man who broke into a bank—not to steal money, but just to heat up a Hot Pocket. And finally, we laugh our way through the antics of a man in Spain who went to 20 restaurants, faked his de...
Pain Olympics, Explosive Potatoes, and Submarine Secrets 08.10.2024 26:51
In this intense episode, we dive into some truly wild stories. First, we discuss the infamous and gruesome Pain Olympics— trigger warning for anyone sensitive to gory details. We then lighten things up with a bizarre tale from a chip factory, where a grenade was mistaken for a potato, causing quite the explosive mix-up. Finally, we explore the mystery of a washed-up submarine and what it might mea...
Pets in Politics, Spy Whales, and Diddy Drama 24.09.2024 35:16
In this episode, we explore the quirky phenomenon of pets being elected as mayors and holding public office, proving that anyone can have a paw-sitive impact on their community! We then dive into the intriguing tale of a Russian spy whale, uncovering the fascinating—and somewhat absurd—world of marine espionage. Of course, we can't forget the latest developments in the P Diddy legal case, adding a...
Table Talk: Skipbo Showdowns and News Highlight 10.09.2024 23:55
In this special "Table Talk" episode, we mix things up by discussing the week's funniest and weirdest news stories while playing an intense game of Skipbo! Join us for a fun-filled ride as we juggle news commentary with strategic card play, sharing laughs and insights along the way. It’s the perfect blend of competition, conversation, and current events! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...
Skydiving Centenarians, Card-Stacking Champs, and Watermelon Smugglers 27.08.2024 30:16
In this thrilling episode, we take to the skies with a 102-year-old skydiver who proves that age is just a number. We then marvel at the incredible precision of a 54-level card-stacking champion, whose steady hands and nerves of steel have made him a legend. The episode takes a surprising turn as we delve into the world of smuggling, uncovering the ingenious but illegal practice of disguising drug...
Olympic Dreams, Lake Erie Gators, and Dangerous Dog Perfume 13.08.2024 36:16
In this episode, we kick off with a discussion about the latest Olympic news, sharing our thoughts on the athletes and events to watch. We then dive into the curious case of an alligator spotted in Lake Erie, exploring how it ended up so far from home. Finally, we sniff out the controversy surrounding Dolce & Gabbana's new dog perfume, which is causing a stir for being unsafe for our furry fri...
Coked-Up Sharks, Royal Goats, and Festival Fun 06.08.2024 32:05
In this jaw-dropping episode, we dive into the bizarre world of sharks testing positive for cocaine and explore the implications of this shocking discovery. We then turn our attention to the unexpected: King Charles bestowing royal titles on goats in a delightful ceremony that has everyone talking. Finally, we round off the episode with a lively discussion about the latest and greatest festivals,...
Fake Nuns, Wooden Wars, Unicycles, and Assassination Attempts 15.07.2024 36:34
In this riveting episode, we uncover the scandalous story of a nun who faked her death to pursue a life of sex and freedom. We then journey back in time to discuss the bizarre war fought over a wooden bucket. Next, we marvel at the incredible feat of a man unicycling his way across Ireland. The episode culminates with an in-depth look at the biggest news of the week: the attempted assassination of...
The AUKUS Episode: Slang, Shenanigans, and Special Guests 09.07.2024 37:39
In this special AUKUS episode, we welcome an Australian guest to join the fun! We kick things off with a roundup of the week's funniest news stories, guaranteed to bring a smile to your face. Then, we dive into a lively discussion about Aussie and UK slang, comparing the quirks and charm of each. From hilarious anecdotes to cultural insights, this episode is a delightful mix of humor and learning....
Beach Ball Records, Lifelike Robots, and Gamer Feuds 02.07.2024 31:12
In this week's episode, we dive into some truly astonishing stories. First, we celebrate the new Guinness World Record holders who managed to pass a beach ball back and forth for over an hour. We then explore the eerie advancements in robotics, where human skin is being added to make robots more lifelike and capable of smiling. The episode takes a dramatic turn as we discuss a gamer who flew from...
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