A Cynical Optimist

New dating love shows are out of pocket! I could of been apart of alpha dog easily! The Beatles finally broke through to me!…sort of…I mean ok they did!

Get embarrassed it’s cool! A joke lends badly for one guy but makes me laugh forever! Air BNB but for stuff you don’t want to store anymore! I came up with a genius app idea! Early days of apps and websites. Being who you are from the jump is what I strived for and appreciate!

Family trip to the zoo! Bruce will and Jim Carey retiring! Support cause you want to not cause you have to! Where do ideas come from? I burn material because let’s be honest…will I ever use it?!

Officially made it to one year of the pod! Rest In Peace Taylor Hawkins! Will Smith gave his best performance ever! The internet is only 12,081 days old! We eat enough plastics to poop a credit card! What else will be apart of the earths DLC? I’m not my heritage but certain things are cool.

Can’t say yeah man without thinking of a disturbed parody. Why do we still ask for love advice? Thoughts that live in my head rent free. Tube men are distracting. Kim and Kanye were a setup. Do I need adderall? Weed never worked out for me.

Almost a year of the pod and I have talked about nothing! Red dead redemption is to good of a game. Pam and tommy was the first viral video. Daylight savings can finally be over thanks to me! Have friends that can speak bit! The Batman was great but you already knew that! The time I TP’d a house and found out it got way worse for the house later!

You know the message always doing what you love! I can create a conspiracy theory no problem! Ill never believe my own theory! Covid can’t be your excuse anymore! If I were president dayligjt savings would be over!

Bumping my head, Kanye doc was inspiring, I miss you video was weird from the jump! Don’t put me in a box! To much content makes you miss out on so much!

In this episode I talk about how documentaries are made to fast about their real life subjects. Why are you try to cancel Aquafina and not Dasani? How did get here? And when we got here why did We suck so bad at just being here?

Getting on the other side of Covid I think? Joe Rogan does numbers and Neil Young can count numbers. Is there such a thing as Christian porn? Does kitchen technology need an upgrade? Could a food shortage make us shredded?

On this episode I ponder the question what does the perfect steak taste like. Fast food rules if you want that extra cash. They are running out of ideas for tv shows! You would be so lucky to be able to complain!

A third installment of me and my wife on a road trip doing a pod! We talk about a decent cannibal, selling fart jars. My wife knows nothing about the metaverse!

New year, new pod! Recap on the holidays, Betty white gets to rest. Don’t look up is tight. I need him Carrey to motivate me. CBGB movie could have been better. Are movies a make or break?

Should people who spoil movies be executed? What does Selena Gomez actually do? Why would aliens be able to take you to heaven. Drive a Mercedes’ to your dishwashing job!

Review on bombshell movie and dopesick show, how I zinged and then got zanged in my first fight, and what else can we do with social media? Is there anything left to share?

Listen to my new hip hop album that I sell to you at the mall. of course we are softer than charmin. how do you sell a womens purse? I can probably afford a samurai sword now. can you find out by fucking around?

Pete needs blood so he can keep dating dimes. Future is a toxic pastor, we got serious for some reason, a guy just can’t enjoy a hot dog anymore, and hey will just be will again!

PDD is killing it at SNL, audition tapes, having what I consider fun on social media, I break down what happens when you wear cargo shirts to a pool party, last time I talk about money (I think), and social media is gonna always be social media, RIP young dolph!

A non necessary review of limp bizkits new album, the Astro world debacle, what the hell do you do with money?!

Sign flippers, true crime is lame, I don’t trust you if you went to Disney land, people whose personality is drinking and smoking, my first high school party experience

Coffee addiction at its finest, hiding bodies for my good boys, memes make the rules, follow me to the path of enlightenment cause you don’t have hobbies!

The only person on only fans not doing porn, Nirvana baby is mad, so woke they you fall asleep, filmage documentary, you want to be successful but not work for it, new snl sketch guys!

Being ceo of a taco cabana don’t skateboard company, Instagram get a clean bill of health, love every day like it’s your first or last or just live.

I’m out to lunch on the pod! This episode is everywhere! Wal mart is the worst place on earth, Norm was the best, Alamo porn house, why can’t invent the newest cash cow, Jedi kid motivates me, apple slow down! We don’t need another phone! Yet I do my podcast on them!

Candy corn or nothing, Kanye and drake are just ok, I can save the world from an asteroid, Who actually has the best burger?