A Cynical Optimist

On this episode I ponder the question what does the perfect steak taste like. Fast food rules if you want that extra cash. They are running out of ideas for tv shows! You would be so lucky to be able to complain!

A third installment of me and my wife on a road trip doing a pod! We talk about a decent cannibal, selling fart jars. My wife knows nothing about the metaverse!

New year, new pod! Recap on the holidays, Betty white gets to rest. Don’t look up is tight. I need him Carrey to motivate me. CBGB movie could have been better. Are movies a make or break?

Should people who spoil movies be executed? What does Selena Gomez actually do? Why would aliens be able to take you to heaven. Drive a Mercedes’ to your dishwashing job!

Review on bombshell movie and dopesick show, how I zinged and then got zanged in my first fight, and what else can we do with social media? Is there anything left to share?

Listen to my new hip hop album that I sell to you at the mall. of course we are softer than charmin. how do you sell a womens purse? I can probably afford a samurai sword now. can you find out by fucking around?

Pete needs blood so he can keep dating dimes. Future is a toxic pastor, we got serious for some reason, a guy just can’t enjoy a hot dog anymore, and hey will just be will again!

PDD is killing it at SNL, audition tapes, having what I consider fun on social media, I break down what happens when you wear cargo shirts to a pool party, last time I talk about money (I think), and social media is gonna always be social media, RIP young dolph!

A non necessary review of limp bizkits new album, the Astro world debacle, what the hell do you do with money?!

Sign flippers, true crime is lame, I don’t trust you if you went to Disney land, people whose personality is drinking and smoking, my first high school party experience

Coffee addiction at its finest, hiding bodies for my good boys, memes make the rules, follow me to the path of enlightenment cause you don’t have hobbies!

The only person on only fans not doing porn, Nirvana baby is mad, so woke they you fall asleep, filmage documentary, you want to be successful but not work for it, new snl sketch guys!

Being ceo of a taco cabana don’t skateboard company, Instagram get a clean bill of health, love every day like it’s your first or last or just live.

I’m out to lunch on the pod! This episode is everywhere! Wal mart is the worst place on earth, Norm was the best, Alamo porn house, why can’t invent the newest cash cow, Jedi kid motivates me, apple slow down! We don’t need another phone! Yet I do my podcast on them!

Candy corn or nothing, Kanye and drake are just ok, I can save the world from an asteroid, Who actually has the best burger?

What keeps you strong also kills you, keeping up with the barkashians, 1/8 a blink pod, just put that shopping cart back!

Milk crate challenge is the new vaccine, Mark Wahlberg gets me out of a funk, English accents will make me buy anything, don’t wait till the last minute to do what you want!

Name 3 songs! Or you suck, don’t be attached to anything, Mountain Dew hangovers, the homeless need silver, Elon Musk will help me cut my lawn!

We made it to 20 episodes! On this pod me and my wife take a day trip to Austin and talk about current events and then a questions we ask each other from the internet! Enjoy!

Where da parents mad at da baby? Regressive city, I was right! For once, time and space with the continuum transfunctioner, Jesus was an influencer?

Is the mouse pissed at scarjoe? Can days just be days again?! Cleaning the feed!

Bonus episode for the week! The turtle talk, when you look at people and it makes sense, social media has made us picky, own your insecurities!

Getting the wind knock out of methanks to the shred, hobbie da cat was on coke, Mohawks were all the rage, not everyone had to be a critic, learning to quit while you’re ahead on motivational speeches!

Implementing change on tipping, wedding djs sound the same, escape room connoisseur, animals dating like humans, coleslaw goes camping, we don’t need no wheels! Just drink the drink you will be fine!

Wear good on your feet, wassup Hollywood skate movies, small talk murders