A Cynical Optimist

Episode 23: blink 1/8-2 08.09.2021 47:06 ↓

What keeps you strong also kills you, keeping up with the barkashians, 1/8 a blink pod, just put that shopping cart back!

Episode 22: Bluetooth Milk Crates 30.08.2021 55:05 ↓

Milk crate challenge is the new vaccine, Mark Wahlberg gets me out of a funk, English accents will make me buy anything, don’t wait till the last minute to do what you want!

Episode 21: I was 138! 22.08.2021 58:46 ↓

Name 3 songs! Or you suck, don’t be attached to anything, Mountain Dew hangovers, the homeless need silver, Elon Musk will help me cut my lawn!

Episode 20: Austin trip & Cat Tips 15.08.2021 1:15:54 ↓

We made it to 20 episodes! On this pod me and my wife take a day trip to Austin and talk about current events and then a questions we ask each other from the internet! Enjoy!

Episode 19: Meet Da Parents! 08.08.2021 53:13 ↓

Where da parents mad at da baby? Regressive city, I was right! For once, time and space with the continuum transfunctioner, Jesus was an influencer?

Episode 18: They call me boom guy! 30.07.2021 42:19 ↓

Is the mouse pissed at scarjoe? Can days just be days again?! Cleaning the feed!

Bonus episode! Road trip with my wife! 26.07.2021 50:01 ↓

Bonus episode for the week! The turtle talk, when you look at people and it makes sense, social media has made us picky, own your insecurities!

Episode 17: Mohawkalipse! 25.07.2021 55:19 ↓

Getting the wind knock out of methanks to the shred, hobbie da cat was on coke, Mohawks were all the rage, not everyone had to be a critic, learning to quit while you’re ahead on motivational speeches!

Episode 16: No tires? No problem! 18.07.2021 53:29 ↓

Implementing change on tipping, wedding djs sound the same, escape room connoisseur, animals dating like humans, coleslaw goes camping, we don’t need no wheels! Just drink the drink you will be fine!

Episode 15: hypebeast tomatoes! 12.07.2021 29:56 ↓

Wear good on your feet, wassup Hollywood skate movies, small talk murders

Episode 14: kill your idols 12.07.2021 51:50 ↓

Bruce lee was just a guy, billshank cosdemption, hoarding snowboard wax, fact checking sucks.

Episode 13: You a rocker?! 27.06.2021 48:38 ↓

Do cholos go to school after school? Take an L like a winner! Mark hoppus diagnosis and Conan ending an era!

Episode 12: Douche coin! 18.06.2021 31:01 ↓

Do bloods use crypto currency? Are the migos doctors?

Episode 11: nuggets in transit! 08.06.2021 38:22 ↓

Bo burnham’s new special, pop culture food for sale, I don’t know who bob Dylan is and democratic Clint Eastwood

Episode 10: shredding in sperrys! 02.06.2021 31:39 ↓

Zumiez merch and getting out of touch with the clothing. Skateboarding in the Olympics. To many collabs with shoes and clothing!

Episode 9: poke-man cards 27.05.2021 32:15 ↓

Finding bliss on a street corner. How far would you go for nostalgia? Detective Anguiano is on the case!

Episode 8: fuck the want! 22.05.2021 33:31 ↓

Not a lot going on, comic book spoilers, double cup talk, bumper sticker and flag politics

Episode 7: shut it down! 12.05.2021 31:51 ↓

Bar rescue, scammers and Mother’s Day posts!

Episode 6: wired & tired 06.05.2021 25:10 ↓

Why do kids have to dress up at school, music at work and Venus atmosphere

New podcast name! 30.04.2021 0:55 ↓

Changing the name of the podcast to A cynical optimist! Please continue to listen and also thanks for listening!

Episode 5: Rage against the ice cream machine! 28.04.2021 33:14 ↓

Monkey humans, tipping at an ice cream place and conspiracy theories!

Episode 4: Opossum mafia 20.04.2021 33:31 ↓

Garage band grass roots, skateboarding industry and hiding a body...of a opossum!

Episode 3: Sanitizer gonna give it to ya! 15.04.2021 32:41 ↓

Dmx, sanitizer cancer, drunk driving signs and of course self driving dominoes car!

Episode 2: adapt or die! 07.04.2021 34:49 ↓

Pepe le pew, Chris rock in spiral and the asian understanding

Episode 1: bunny tits 31.03.2021 30:08 ↓

I talk about the new space jam movie, lil nas x shoe and if I’m getting to old for current hip hop