A Cynical Optimist

Did you know you just can wash your vegetables? You need to give them a whole spa day! A.I might allow me to have the same acting chops with the likes of DeNiro and Pesci. There might be some good technology can bring us.

Ticketmaster can suck it but going to go see blink-182! No need to back pedal I meant what I said! Writers are on strike from catered food and dick jokes. A white guy at Alamo drafthouse had 2 seconds to perform and he crushed! Destroyed! Murdered! A quick review on guardians of the galaxy and bupkis. Music is therapy and I knew you knew that. And I knew that you knew that I knew that.

I state my case for getting my food order wrong! Comedians and podcasters are always just trying to entertain so we can’t hold much against them. I do my weekly birch about concert ticket prices. Robert De Niro welcomes 7th child and I welcome a good amount of likes on a comment of that post!

My wife takes me to the scariest movies I’ve ever seen. But then recommends a great show! I think all food reviewers need to be dangerously fat for me to take an opinion on the foods they are trying. Cold plunges are this years razor scooter!

I never really 4:20’d but I have a story that was kinda close. Every dog has its day if that dog plays the lottery. Jerry Springer kept me company when stayed home from school so shout out to him. My wife didn’t know people had kinks. I appreciate when people use the internet for good and cleverly promote themselves.

We back! But we also never left! We realize things are never as bad as we think they are gonna be like the Mario movie! Entertainers need to put some respect on us with their performances and ticket prices! Bud light made a can to make people think they were drinking gay. Instagram verification means nothing if you’re just a guy somewhere doing nothing!

I get my first one star review and we expose them! More conspiracy talk about predictive programming. The guy who invented cash app…cashed out. Do white people need religion?

What do people get advice from almost famous people? Seth Rogen doesn’t want kids and he will gladly tell you about it. Fear had the best performance in SNL history! You can sue for anything these days. A spoiler free scream 6 movie review and Quintin Tarantino is writing his last movie!

Good burger is coming out with a sequel! Let’s hope the ska song is even better this time around! Power rangers reboot coming to Netflix to give us a nostalgia fix. Nike SB and Jordan collar on a shoes that should of came out 10 years ago. Channel West Coast can not schedule to save her life. YouTube pushed coins on me!

Why can’t people just enjoy food the way it comes? I’m not crying! You’re crying! Woody Harrelson is a natural born vaccine denier. Where is that Malaysian airplane?

A tiny review of the ant man and the wasp! This podcast is a junk drawer! What’s in yours? I have no clue about cars and I make sure you know it! Sunny delight makes a seltzer so I can silk in my nostalgia sorrows!

Recap of my family trip to Houston the metropolis of soullessness. If you are balling on a budget pick up some Jordan’s at rent-a-center and pay triple! Matthew McConaughey has my dream job being an idea guy!

Valentine’s Day recap and the McDonald’s meal that brings couples together! Violent night movie review! Pixar movies are tugging at my heart strings. A little bit more time travel talk which I get can become to much. Bettering myself is tough because I have Sid Vicious living in my head.

In todays episode we explore the ways in which we can look ridiculous but also stay fashionable. Wether it’s a red boot to look like Astro boy. Or, shoes that get you somewhere 3 seconds faster by putting on shoes that would get you punched between the eyes. Saw knock at the cabin and Batista killed it! But Ron Weasley couldn’t cast a spell to act better! Wal mart closing stores cause they hate ge...

Back with another ep to fuel your boring days! It’s much of the same! It froze in Texas and we had no idea what to do! So we went dumpster diving. A spoiler free wakanda forever review…I promise. The word Riz pisses me off but so do videos of motivational tile guys

Was the green m&m that hot that someone noticed her shoes changed? People got upset about fictional character but again it was Jonah hill. James Gunn revealed his DCU now hopefully Ezra stops revealing himself.

Medicine companies need to change the way they package. Not really but let there be another way to get into the package when you’re sick! These internet givers make me think every situation where I’m in a position to help will reward me with riches! Tom Delonge need a lyric machine to remember to carry him home?

We got another winner of a pod! It’s a road trip podcast with my wife! The sound is meh but work with it cause it’s a good one! I’m trying to be less weird and more welcoming-ish. Who would you rather be stuck in a room with Demi Lovato or Marlin Manson? There was a golden era of music or one of many. And finally we have merch apparently but not actually!

You think we can only have one internet famous person come out of my city?! No sir we have two! Popcorn is the name of the game this time! Door dash employees assume they will be millionaires. The menu movie review is for the first time spoiler free. Lauren London and Jonah hill would never happen but you put it on Netflix and it works! We talk lottery again and how you could get your ride pimped

First new pod of the year and it’s already off to a crazy start! lol Wayne is pro and the F is for how the F@!k did that happen! Nobody has posted that 2023 is their year? So we have just accepted failure? Real estate prices are insane in bigger cities especially when it comes to toilets!

Was I impish this year? Maybe the people who broke into my truck will tell me. Can you make a car that runs off water and air and not be found dead mysteriously? Doubt it! But we will see! I finally gave VR a chance and oh how I was wrong! This is the future!

Tis the season to have a haunting meme our of the nut cracker. Internet givers just need content not confirmation. The YouTube algorithm has got me again! More tipping talk cause you know what you signed up for! Best Christmas gifts from my childhood. We made soft times so here come the soft people!

Music makes me make short films and trailers in my head. Love camping videos but wouldn’t step foot in the woods. Jim Carey is the man and his reaction to dying makes him even more the man!

Kanye west loves a good schnitzel. Bullet train was better than I expected. When your friends were busy as a kid you had to pull then3rd string friends. A little skate talk for the culture!

The podcast wrapped data is incredible and I appreciate all the listens! Turnstile is looking to be the next big band up! Creatures in the deep are there so let’s not fuck with them. I think I’m a funny enough to be on the internet!