A Cynical Optimist

Will thanksgiving or Black Friday even exist in 10 years or will it be 2 long months of Christmas? I have a story in which I star in a late 90s movie about a pest of a mouse and me! How we have our differences but in the end only one of us ends up dying. Finally, the one the only my music for the year on Apple Music (not Spotify) but my podcast wrapped (with Spotify)!

Happy thanksgiving from the cyni opp himself! Maybe I was wrong about the rock for president. Remembering my grandmother. And I discover I had ADHD and now I’m seeing HD! We learn in real time how bull shit articles are!

Finally getting over this month of sickness. The pod is all over the place but what’s new! Some how I have the utmost respect for the one the only Carson Daly. Battle of the sexes will never end. Especially if one is allowed to grab your genitals in public. Some show reviews to close out this glorious podcast!

As per usual I banter of the unimportant but you’re here so it’s not all bad! Creed has a comeback while dvds are gone forever! I’ve got a question on some restaurant etiquette. The marvels receive the most hate of any marvel movie. Why?

I step up my percentage of this podcast by making this a 3/8s blink podcast. I’m sure that’s the wrong measurement but follow me! R.I.P to one of the funniest guys in the 90s Matthew Perry. I can’t dress up for Halloween but people definitely don’t need 3 costumes. Would people accept dick print pants?

Old dad’s movie review! Never do it this early in the pod but why not! When we were young festival I’m sure had a advil and icy hot booth. Bananas going extinct could crumble the crime family that is Jamba Juice!

Last week was rough and you’ll find out why. Bigfoot footage was decent but I’m still not 100% convinced! SNL came back which is great right? I don’t know but let’s see a little bit more effort in the strip club!

What I’ve learned turning 34 which isn’t much but it’s something. Emergency alert goes off during podcast! What are they planning?! Tupacs murderer caught? Yeah right! Finally, I become a doctor with a self diagnosis!

What’s your phone etiquette? Movie review for the machine and no one can save you! Memes are resurrecting creed and Kevin James!

New blink album on the way! Mexico trying to pass antique shop purchases off as aliens. More blink talk cause why not? And a little Mandela effect talk cause again why not

Side hustles that you could just buy at the store. Why would they just clone random celebrities. I started talking about the new iPhone but then went somewhere completely different but again you know what you were gonna get when you tuned in!

Eventually the world is gonna roll us all. We all got blindsided by the blind side news. Skateboarding has been the big topic as of late and p-rod is motivating me to keep going. Lastly, and unbelievable amount of time trashing rotten tomatoes for taking bribes!

The Maui fires are under conspiracy investigation by on the internet. The flash semi movie review. 20 years of Emerica and Girl. My biggest peeve about security/cops.

I’m trying my best not to but sometimes Tim foil talk get through! Blue beetle is down with the rasa and Vicks vapor rub. One of my favorite videos from the internet keeps me laughing.

Flat earth Wes almost had me like Paul Walker. Do people like to dump on you?…Their problems that is. YouTube has a lock on me currently on all these horror, interrogation and unsolved mysteries!

Some skate talk for that ass. The river boat avengers sought out justice and got it! Me and posty experienced the same kinda trauma. Tom delonge new guitar! Nobody movie review!

I guess Tom was right! I got secretly invaded by a bad marvel show. Why is YouTube censoring movies that are on the Internet? And we’ve become so inclusive we are resorting to becoming new species.

It’s crazy where people you know end up. Like can be short but it can also be long. The theory that Paul McCartney died along time ago. The lady freaks out cause she might if seen a shapeshifter. I’m down another YouTube rabbit hole. And Anti flag is no longer together.

A brief recap of blink show. I know we get it! If you just ask people to pay for your stuff they will! Fake compensation claims can make you rich! The first flying car is on its way! But is it really?! Rapid fire of topics I needed to talk about before another day passes and they become irrelevant

Road trip pod with my wife and I on the way for blink-182 return back tour! We get into all sort of topics and our excitement for the show. As well as a show recap!

A quick update on the titan submarine and it’s not good. Food that takes time off our life but how would they know? I don’t have a countdown in me! I get pulled over by a cop younger than me. And can’t hardly wait was a perfect movie!

Like all good beginnings of a podcast I don’t know what I’m doing in the first half but then we get into the biggest topic the missing submarine. And having the design flaw of a aftermarket game controller. I give my next best movie for Hollywood. We used to ask questions about the Internet through text message.

Starting all over…sort of! In the episode of the new hundreds target and bud light fumble the bag due to trying to be woke. Apple releases their first product in 8 years and that’s the minimum amount of time you will need to work to buy one! Aliens exist!….I think….I want to believe…I think! Either way something showed up in Nevada!

We did it! Made to 100! On this very special ep my very good friends Victor, Trey and Adam join me on the pod to commemorate making it to 100 episodes. I usually write a description of what goes on in the episode but we got into alot of things! So I will just say sit back and enjoy as we do what we normally do.

Companies trying to fit in with the now are losing dollar signs quick! More talk of me getting older and I have no clue what’s going on. I learn there is a new generation afoot. Rapid fire info that has no meaning but it’s what we do here!