709 Meridian

Unsynchronized version! For when you don't want to watch along with the movie! It's back to the bayou for D and Andrew as they finish off their SWAMP THING duology commentaries with 1989's RETURN OF SWAMP THING. Listen as they wonder why Sarah Douglas never did better movies, how Heather Locklear got this job, what's the deal with Louis Jordan's parrot, and even earnestly admire some of the make-u...

It's back to the bayou for D and Andrew as they finish off their SWAMP THING duology commentaries with 1989's RETURN OF SWAMP THING. Listen as they wonder why Sarah Douglas never did better movies, how Heather Locklear got this job, what's the deal with Louis Jordan's parrot, and even earnestly admire some of the make-up effects.

Unsynchronized version! For when you don't want to watch along with the movie! D and Andrew change up the schedule because they want to watch something good this week: 1982's SWAMP THING (for the 40th anniversary, natch), the PG-rated comic book adaptation directed by Wes Craven and released by Coca-Cola! Listen as they discuss changes from the comics, shooting on water, rubber suits, Adrienne Bar...

D and Andrew change up the schedule because they want to watch something good this week: 1982's SWAMP THING (for the 40th anniversary, natch), the PG-rated comic book adaptation directed by Wes Craven and released by Coca-Cola! Listen as they discuss changes from the comics, shooting on water, rubber suits, Adrienne Barbeau action hero, and Louis Jordan sex idol.

Unsynchronized version! For when you don't want to watch along with the movie! D and Andrew complete the MANNEQUIN duology, heading back to Prince and Company for their 100th anniversary in the very 1987 Mannequin. Listen as they discuss too PG for PG, Kim Cattrall's unappreciated comedic performances, Sylvester Levay music montages, and, of course, James Spader and G.W. Bailey!

D and Andrew complete the MANNEQUIN duology, heading back to Prince and Company for their 100th anniversary in the very 1987 Mannequin. Listen as they discuss too PG for PG, Kim Cattrall's unappreciated comedic performances, Sylvester Levay music montages, and, of course, James Spader and G.W. Bailey!

Unsynchronized version! For when you don't want to watch along with the movie! Well, it's better than TEEN WOLF TOO, anyway. D and Andrew head back to Prince and Company for the first time (on 709 Meridian at least) and discuss 1991's MANNEQUIN (TWO|TOO) ON THE MOVE. They talk about time travel, Terry Kiser, fraud convictions, terrible people, and Meshach Taylor's ability to rise above it all. Wel...

Well, it's better than TEEN WOLF TOO, anyway. D and Andrew head back to Prince and Company for the first time (on 709 Meridian at least) and discuss 1991's MANNEQUIN (TWO|TOO) ON THE MOVE. They talk about time travel, Terry Kiser, fraud convictions, terrible people, and Meshach Taylor's ability to rise above it all. Well, most of it.

Unsynchronized version! For when you don't want to watch along with the movie! Ah-hoo, werewolves of Beacontown! D and Andrew head back to the 1985 original, TEEN WOLF, and discuss James Hampton as a TV Gene Hackman, whatever happened to PG teen comedies, and the wonder of Michael J. Fox. Stick around after the movie to hear what's next for this season of 709 Meridian: The Summer of Duologies!

Ah-hoo, werewolves of Beacontown! D and Andrew head back to the 1985 original, TEEN WOLF, and discuss James Hampton as a TV Gene Hackman, whatever happened to PG teen comedies, and the wonder of Michael J. Fox. Stick around after the movie to hear what's next for this season of 709 Meridian: The Summer of Duologies!

Unsynchronized version! For when you don't want to watch along with the movie! Foolishly emboldened with season premiere energy, D and Andrew head to Hamilton College for Teen Wolf Too, the 1987 Fox-free sequel to Michael J. Fox's 1985 hit. Listen as they jar themselves awake, earnestly compliment James Hampton, and wonder why they can't ever watch a good Kim Darby movie.

Foolishly emboldened with season premiere energy, D and Andrew head to Hamilton College for Teen Wolf Too, the 1987 Fox-free sequel to Michael J. Fox's 1985 hit. Listen as they jar themselves awake, earnestly compliment James Hampton, and wonder why they can't ever watch a good Kim Darby movie.

Unsynchronized version! For when you don't want to watch along with the movie! D and Andrew hop on the Orca and head out to the end of Season Three with the 1975 original, JAWS, directed by Steven Spielberg. After spending a considerable amount of time wondering why you'd ever try to make a sequel to JAWS, they dive in to talk shark cages, monologues, foregrounds and backgrounds, and fin shots. Th...

D and Andrew hop on the Orca and head out to the end of Season Three with the 1975 original, JAWS, directed by Steven Spielberg. After spending a considerable amount of time wondering why you'd ever try to make a sequel to JAWS, they dive in to talk shark cages, monologues, foregrounds and backgrounds, and fin shots. Then after the movie, they reveal Season Four's programming.

Unsynchronized version! For when you don't want to watch along with the movie! Join D and Andrew as they don the proverbial 3D glasses and head back to 1983's JAWS 3-D. Listen as they marvel at the perfection of Lou Gossett Jr., ruminate on the enthusiastic marriage of studio tentpole and SeaWorld commercial, and try to figure out why there aren't any good shark effects in the shark movie.

Join D and Andrew as they don the proverbial 3D glasses and head back to 1983's JAWS 3-D. Listen as they marvel at the perfection of Lou Gossett Jr., ruminate on the enthusiastic marriage of studio tentpole and SeaWorld commercial, and try to figure out why there aren't any good shark effects in the shark movie.

Unsynchronized version! For when you don't want to watch along with the movie! Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water... Join D and Andrew as they take that long trip to Cable Junction. Having found the JAWS franchise's bottom, they can now rise (carefully so they don't bite through their mouth guards) through the rest of the series, starting with Jeannot Szwarc's troubled but f...

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water... Join D and Andrew as they take that long trip to Cable Junction. Having found the JAWS franchise's bottom, they can now rise (carefully so they don't bite through their mouth guards) through the rest of the series, starting with Jeannot Szwarc's troubled but fine sequel to the original. Listen as they discuss Roy Scheider's levels of Roy...

Unsynchronized version! For when you don't want to watch along with the movie! Season three begins here! As may be the norm for men of a certain age, D and Andrew once again find themselves watching Joseph Sargent's 1987, JAWS: THE REVENGE, and, once again, find themselves asking the same question… why are they watching this damn movie.

Season three begins here! As may be the norm for men of a certain age, D and Andrew once again find themselves watching Joseph Sargent's 1987, JAWS: THE REVENGE, and, once again, find themselves asking the same question… why are they watching this damn movie.

Unsynchronized version! For when you don't want to watch along with the movie! Season Two Finale! D and Andrew finally get to 1982's POLTERGEIST (a.k.a. the only good one; not just good, great!). As they watch the film, they talk about pot-smoking parents, good eighties dads, Tobé or Stevé, great special effects, and the importance of whispering. Stayed tuned after the commentary to hear what's co...

Season Two Finale! D and Andrew finally get to 1982's POLTERGEIST (a.k.a. the only good one; not just good, great!). As they watch the film, they talk about pot-smoking parents, good eighties dads, Tobé or Stevé, great special effects, and the importance of whispering. Stayed tuned after the commentary to hear what's coming next season!

Unsynchronized version! For when you don't want to watch along with the movie! D and Andrew hunker down and try to get to the OTHER SIDE (all two and a half minutes of it). Listen as they wonder where Craig T. Nelson's mullet goes, what Will Sampson actually does in this movie, how Carol Anne's learned so many new words in just a year, and muse if this one's actually much worse than POLTERGEIST II...

D and Andrew hunker down and try to get to the OTHER SIDE (all two and a half minutes of it). Listen as they wonder where Craig T. Nelson's mullet goes, what Will Sampson actually does in this movie, how Carol Anne's learned so many new words in just a year, and muse if this one's actually much worse than POLTERGEIST III.

Unsynchronized version! For when you don't want to watch along with the movie! Season two kicks off with POLTERGEIST III, which had really better be the worst in the franchise because it's an exceptionally boring stinker. As the "action" unfolds, D and Andrew talk Chicago movies, angry Nancy Allen, good dad Tom Skerritt, and ghosts driving cars.