709 Meridian

Join D and Andrew as they don the proverbial 3D glasses and head back to 1983's JAWS 3-D. Listen as they marvel at the perfection of Lou Gossett Jr., ruminate on the enthusiastic marriage of studio tentpole and SeaWorld commercial, and try to figure out why there aren't any good shark effects in the shark movie.

Unsynchronized version! For when you don't want to watch along with the movie! Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water... Join D and Andrew as they take that long trip to Cable Junction. Having found the JAWS franchise's bottom, they can now rise (carefully so they don't bite through their mouth guards) through the rest of the series, starting with Jeannot Szwarc's troubled but f...

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water... Join D and Andrew as they take that long trip to Cable Junction. Having found the JAWS franchise's bottom, they can now rise (carefully so they don't bite through their mouth guards) through the rest of the series, starting with Jeannot Szwarc's troubled but fine sequel to the original. Listen as they discuss Roy Scheider's levels of Roy...

Unsynchronized version! For when you don't want to watch along with the movie! Season three begins here! As may be the norm for men of a certain age, D and Andrew once again find themselves watching Joseph Sargent's 1987, JAWS: THE REVENGE, and, once again, find themselves asking the same question… why are they watching this damn movie.

Season three begins here! As may be the norm for men of a certain age, D and Andrew once again find themselves watching Joseph Sargent's 1987, JAWS: THE REVENGE, and, once again, find themselves asking the same question… why are they watching this damn movie.

Unsynchronized version! For when you don't want to watch along with the movie! Season Two Finale! D and Andrew finally get to 1982's POLTERGEIST (a.k.a. the only good one; not just good, great!). As they watch the film, they talk about pot-smoking parents, good eighties dads, Tobé or Stevé, great special effects, and the importance of whispering. Stayed tuned after the commentary to hear what's co...

Season Two Finale! D and Andrew finally get to 1982's POLTERGEIST (a.k.a. the only good one; not just good, great!). As they watch the film, they talk about pot-smoking parents, good eighties dads, Tobé or Stevé, great special effects, and the importance of whispering. Stayed tuned after the commentary to hear what's coming next season!

Unsynchronized version! For when you don't want to watch along with the movie! D and Andrew hunker down and try to get to the OTHER SIDE (all two and a half minutes of it). Listen as they wonder where Craig T. Nelson's mullet goes, what Will Sampson actually does in this movie, how Carol Anne's learned so many new words in just a year, and muse if this one's actually much worse than POLTERGEIST II...

D and Andrew hunker down and try to get to the OTHER SIDE (all two and a half minutes of it). Listen as they wonder where Craig T. Nelson's mullet goes, what Will Sampson actually does in this movie, how Carol Anne's learned so many new words in just a year, and muse if this one's actually much worse than POLTERGEIST III.

Unsynchronized version! For when you don't want to watch along with the movie! Season two kicks off with POLTERGEIST III, which had really better be the worst in the franchise because it's an exceptionally boring stinker. As the "action" unfolds, D and Andrew talk Chicago movies, angry Nancy Allen, good dad Tom Skerritt, and ghosts driving cars.

Season two kicks off with POLTERGEIST III, which had really better be the worst in the franchise because it's an exceptionally boring stinker. As the "action" unfolds, D and Andrew talk Chicago movies, angry Nancy Allen, good dad Tom Skerritt, and ghosts driving cars.

Unsynchronized version! For when you don't want to watch along with the movie! D and Andrew kick off the show with an audio commentary of HALLOWEEN KILLS (2021), the latest installment in the franchise, directed by David Gordon Green. Starring Jamie Lee Curtis as Laurie Strode and Anthony Michael Hall as Tommy Doyle.

Unsynchronized version! For when you don't want to watch along with the movie! An  audio commentary for the 1989 film, Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael  Myers, directed by Dominique Othenin-Girard, starring Donald Pleasence,  Danielle Harris, Ellie Cornell, Beau Starr, Wendy Kaplan, and Tamara  Glynn.

Unsynchronized version! For when you don't want to watch along with the movie! An audio commentary for the 1995 film, Halloween: The Curse of  Michael Myers, directed by Joe Chappelle, starring Donald Pleasence,  Paul (Stephen) Rudd, Marianne Hagan, Mitchell Ryan, Kim Darby, and J.C.  Brandy as Jamie Lloyd. Unsynchronized version! For when you don't want to watch along with the movi...

Unsynchronized version! For when you don't want to watch along with the movie! An  audio commentary for the 1998 film, Halloween H20, directed by Steve  Miner, starring Jamie Lee Curtis, Adam Arkin, Josh Hartnett, Michelle  Williams, Adam Hann-Byrd, Jodi Lyn O'Keefe, Janet Leigh, and Joseph  Gordon-Levitt.

Unsynchronized version! For when you don't want to watch along with the movie! This episode, D and Andrew struggle to stay awake and interested enough to survive 2002's HALLOWEEN: RESURRECTION, directed by Rick Rosenthal, and starring Brad Loree as Michael Myers. Also starring a very embarrassed Jamie Lee Curtis, Busta Rhymes, Tyra Banks, and a cast of forgettable early aughts actors. But also Kat...

Unsynchronized version! For when you don't want to watch along with the movie! D  and Andrew sit down and suffer through Halloween H40: Strode vs. Myers,  discussing the South Carolina-looking suburban Illinois, Jamie Lee  Curtis's hair (and her character versus H20), and Judy Greer's  Karenness.

Unsynchronized version! For when you don't want to watch along with the movie! With the end of season one (and Halloween) in sight, D and Andrew get back to the original timeline with 1988's RETURN OF MICHAEL MYERS, when the franchise still got recognizable character actors, Donald Pleasence did stunts (sort of), and the movies weren't stupefyingly bad.

Unsynchronized version! For when you don't want to listen along in time with the movie! In  the penultimate episode of Season One, D and Andrew return to the  original original Halloween sequel continuity and watch Rick Rosenthal  (and John Carpenter)'s Halloween II (1981). Listen as they muse on Jamie  Lee Curtis's "Scream Queen" finale, Donald Pleasence's (relative)  sob...

Unsynchronized version! For when you don't want to listen along in time with the movie! The Season One finale--Halloween "ends" here for 709 Meridian as D and Andrew talk through the original 1978 Halloween, directed by John Carpenter, starring Jamie Lee Curtis as Laurie Strode and Brian Andrews as Tommy Doyle. Stick around after the commentary as they wrap up the movie (learning why Laurie's hair...

The Season One finale--Halloween "ends" here for 709 Meridian as D and Andrew talk through the original 1978 Halloween, directed by John Carpenter, starring Jamie Lee Curtis as Laurie Strode and Brian Andrews as Tommy Doyle. Stick around after the commentary as they wrap up the movie (learning why Laurie's hair changes so much), make the definite "Worst to Best" list of the saga, and preview 709 M...

In the penultimate episode of Season One, D and Andrew return to the original original Halloween sequel continuity and watch Rick Rosenthal (and John Carpenter)'s Halloween II (1981). Listen as they muse on Jamie Lee Curtis's "Scream Queen" finale, Donald Pleasence's (relative) sobriety, the Universal backlot, and the wondrousness of Dean Cundey's photography.

With the end of season one (and Halloween) in sight, D and Andrew get back to the original timeline with 1988's RETURN OF MICHAEL MYERS, when the franchise still got recognizable character actors, Donald Pleasence did stunts (sort of), and the movies weren't stupefyingly bad.

D and Andrew sit down and suffer through Halloween H40: Strode vs. Myers, discussing the South Carolina-looking suburban Illinois, Jamie Lee Curtis's hair (and her character versus H20), and Judy Greer's Karenness.

This episode, D and Andrew struggle to stay awake and interested enough to survive 2002's HALLOWEEN: RESURRECTION, directed by Rick Rosenthal, and starring Brad Loree as Michael Myers. Also starring a very embarrassed Jamie Lee Curtis, Busta Rhymes, Tyra Banks, and a cast of forgettable early aughts actors. But also Katee Sackhoff. Enjoy?