50 years of Terry Meiners radio bits

Floyd & Ernie ushers Wally and Ward into the maternity ward. Wally explains that Beaver was burned in a freebasing accident. Eddie Haskell gives Beaver a rough wheelchair ride. Col. Frank Stump gets to play home plate at the ballgame.  WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984) cast: Ron Clay as Wally, Ernie Knurd, lawn boy Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell, Floyd Knurd Col. Frank Stump as himse...

Floyd & Ernie consider using a plunger to "birth that baby" for June Cleaver. They find an ice cream scooper does the trick. Col. Frank Stump is discovered by the lawn boy who wants to keep him as a pet. Wally & Eddie look for action around the hospital. The morgue reveals many depraved opportunites for Eddie Haskell. WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984) cast: Ron Clay as Wally, Floyd Knurd...

Beaver's orderlies Floyd & Ernie remove a 3 day enema, flooding the hospital. June's water breaks as Ward drives recklessly to the hospital. June wants to stop at Zayre's for the big sale. Col. Frank Stump lands in a pasture where a kid is ready to cut the lawn. Now Floyd & Ernie are misreading June's medical chart. Oops! WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984) cast: Ron Clay as Wally, Ernie K...

Wally & Eddie are not tactful as caregivers for Col. Frank Stump, who gets stuck on a tire and goes missing. June is having pregnancy challenges but Ward insists on getting a little sugar. Floyd & Ernie Knurd act as ordelies for freebase burn victim Beaver Cleaver. WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984) cast: Ron Clay as Wally, Ernie Knurd Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell, Floyd Knurd C...

Jobless Eddie Haskell is unhirable because of his tarnished military record. Wally & Eddie apply to be caregivers to Col. Frank Stump, a wounded warrior. The boys are rough but the colonel hires them just the same. Beaver starts freebasing cocaine at the rock show and sparks fly. WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984) cast: Ron Clay as Wally Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell Col. Frank Stump...

Wally & Eddie are discharged from the Marines, but Eddie picked up an asterisk* Mrs. Rayburn can't wait to love up on Beaver and Larry at the Grant Avenue rock show. WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984) cast: Ron Clay as Wally Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell Tanna Guthrie as June, Mrs. Rayburn Chris Sutton as the Moonie Duke Meyer as announcer Harry Schlonker

Wally goes to greet a visitor as Eddie is left behind in the shower with Ben Dover. Eddie seems to be suffering from PTSD. Mrs. Rayburn the school principal hits on rock stars Beaver and Larry Mondello. WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984) cast: Ron Clay as Wally Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell Tanna Guthrie as June, Mrs. Rayburn Chris Sutton as Larry Mondello, the captain Duke Meyer as anno...

June Cleaver goes wild at the rock show in spite of her pregnancy. Who's the daddy? The AWOL Marines Wally & Eddie are given 6 months in the stockade. Ben Dover is excited about his new cellmates. WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984) cast: Ron Clay as Wally Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell Tanna Guthrie as June Chris Sutton as Larry Mondello, the captain Alan Rimmer as Dr. Shapiro Duke Me...

Larry Mondello convinces Beaver to apply body piercings ahead of the Mayfield rock concert. June proves that all women go crazy for musicians. Eddie Haskell thinks he's been promoted to general as he's sent to the sergeant's quarters. Bad news coming. WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984) cast: Ron Clay as Wally (busy unloading swag) Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell, Buster Hymen Leroy Washing...

Beaver & Larry Mondello smoke a doob recalling the tragic story of Larry's cousin the band roadie. Larry offers his guitar in exchange for a load of groceries and a pair of Mrs. Cleaver's panties. Leroy Washington panics as Wally & Eddie remain AWOL. The Marine drill sergeant gifts Leroy cigarettes so he spills the beans on the missing privates. WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984) cast: Ro...

Wally & Eddie are overwhelmed by basic training and need to sneak off base. They bribe the guard with a carton of smokes and hope they won't get caught by their angry Marine drill sergeant. Meanwhile, June and Beaver are chilling at home when Larry Mondello brings his guitar for a gentle singalong. Stoned Beaver quickly turns it into a LOUDER THAN LIFE jamfest. WQMF "The Show With No Name" (19...

Tommy the Torch enjoys running over pedestrians until a Catholic nun walks into the street. A tragic car accident ends the arsonist's reign of terror. Eddie Haskell steals the gangster's personal effects as mobsters put out a hit on him. Eddie and Wally try to hide by joining the U.S. Marine Corps. WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984) cast: Ron Clay as Wally, Tommy the Torch Terry Meiners as Beaver...

Wally and Beaver are rough on their dad Ward Cleaver. The troubled family can't afford a Christmas tree so the boys decide to decorate their incapacited father with ornaments and snot tinsel. Now...about that electrical hookup...ouch! WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1983) Ron Clay as Wally, Tommy the Torch Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell Tanna Guthrie as June Chris Sutton as Rocko Duke Meyer...

Tommy the Torch is not pleased to see Eddie Haskell, who is deeply in debt. Tyrone scares Wally & Beaver. Mayfield is a racist town but Tyrone knows how to navigate white hate. June is zoned out on drugs so Wally and Eddie must pursue financial freedom in another way.  WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1983) cast: Ron Clay as Wally, Tommy the Torch Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell Tanna Guth...

Gilbert is sad to learn that his shih tzu has been eaten but Eddie Haskell has a meat alternative for him to take home. With fresh lobotomy scars, Ward returns from the Mayfield Home for the Criminally Insane. June panics over an impending foreclosure so she needs her valium. But Eddie already sold them. WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1983) cast: Ron Clay as Wally Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Has...

Eddie Haskell tortures Beaver while the Cleaver parents are away. Eddie learned the brutal tactics from Nuns & Nazis magazine. Gilbert visits ailing Beaver and stupidly allows Eddie to play with his shih tzu dog. Oh no! WHAS "The Show With No Name" (1983) cast: Ron Clay as Wally Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell Tom Clay as Officer I.P. Freely Chris Sutton as Gilbert Duke Meyer as announc...

June decides to become a surrogate mom for a mysterious firm. Wally must babysit his drug-addled brother but Eddie Haskell wants to play pranks on the tender younger brother Beaver. (apologies for some damaged audio) WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1983) cast: Ron Clay as Wally Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell Tanna Guthrie as June Chris Sutton as Mr. Schwartz Duke Meyer as announcer Harry Sch...

Now that the Cleaver family fortune is gone, June looks for work. Nuclear physics? Pole dancing? No and nooooo thanks! If all goes well, she'll carry a stranger's baby for $20,000...big money in Mayfield! Beaver's recent drug use led him to join a religious cult so perhaps he could become the next David Koresch. Or Reverend Moon. Or Donald Trump. WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1983) cast: Ron Clay...

Here's episode 5 of the WQMF Beaver Bits series from 1983-84. On Halloween night, Eddie Haskell saboutages the the trick-or-treat candy so Wally hands out the family's life savings as substitutes. June is tending to Ward at the Mayfield Home for the Criminally Insane while Beaver gets stoned by tainted candy. WQMF "The Show With No Name" 1983 cast: Ron Clay as Wally Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie...

WHAS staffers added their voices to "shouts" that are interspersed during show content. These sports shouts and disappointment greetings got heavy use during Terry's first year on the air.

More staff vocal shouts for the Terry Meiners Show, 1985

Here's the 4th Beaver Bit from Halloween week 1983. Wally hits on his mom and is quickly rebuffed. Brainless Ward is shipped to the Mayfield Home for the Criminally Insane. Beaver heads out to trick-or-trick as Eddie Haskell arrives to create Halloween mayhem. WQMF "The Show With No Name" cast: Ron Clay as Wally Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell Tanna Guthrie as June Duke Meyer as announcer H...

I had to sit out a 6 months non-competition clause before I could appear on WHAS Radio. That gave me plenty time to record pieces ahead of the Terry Meiners Show debut. I assembled about 15 coworkers to help me create customized "shouts" for the radio. Here are the shouts for the WHAS Radio airstaff during the summer of 1985.

Radio and TV personalities always have a highlights reel ready to go in case of (1) being fired, (2) looking for a better job, or (3) contributing to station promos. This is the highlights reel I put together in 1984...just in case! A WHAS representative contacted me in May 1985 to inquire if I'd be interested in applying for the afternoon host job. I am currently in my 40th year of hosting the af...

Radio and TV personalities always have a highlights reel ready to go in case of (1) being fired, (2) looking for a better job, or (3) contributing to station promos. This is the highlights reel I put together in 1984...just in case! A WHAS representative contacted me in May 1985 to inquire if I'd be interested in applying for the afternoon host job. I am currently in my 40th year of hosting the af...