50 years of Terry Meiners radio bits

In the summer of 1987, the cicadas returned to the Louisville area and people were disgusted by a billion dead bugs everywhere.  But not Terry Meiners. The infestation helped him reconnect with an old friend who promises to keep showing up every 17 years. audio from WHAS11, June 1987

Kentucky Free is a right-center nonprofit working to advance legislation. Today's conversation centers of a bill to reduce the number of nonviolent parents in area prisons. Sarah Durand says Kentucky's economy would bounce forward if the state legislature would pass alternatives to imprisoning parents whose convictions did not involve violence or child abuse. Kentucky lawmakers in both the house a...

Legendary golf instructor Moe Demling will be inducted into the Catholic Sports Hall of Fame after a brilliant career of playing, teaching, and promoting the game. We had an excellent chat on 840WHAS. This is the 11th induction class for the Archdiocese of Louisville's Catholic Sports Hall of Fame.

The city? San Francisco. Two detectives, Ben Dover & Phil McCrevice solve crimes in America's LGBTQ home base. You figure it out. WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984) cast: Terry Meiners as Ben Dover Ron Clay as Phil McCrevice

WHAS teammates create goofy shouts to use on the Terry Meiners show (fall 1985) SHHHUUUURRRRRE PIPES MEINERS HUP HUP BOOGA BOOGA THE TOOT MONSTERS

Iranian hijackers disrupt Col. Frank Stump's freedom flight...because Ron & Terry wrote him out of the script?  Nope, Diamond John Otting fires the entire crew of the Beaver bits segments. Only Ward Cleaver's services will be retained. Eddie Haskell invites the Beaver bits cast to the Christmas party to drink away their sorrows. WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984) cast: Ron Clay as Wally, base...

The Pope is overindulging but Eddie Haskell must deliver on his promises for miraculous healings. Wally & Beaver are trying to appease the Pope's demands for fancy drinks. Colonel Frank Stump is stuffed into the overhead bin on his freedom flight home. Hijackers are on board. Can Manuel Forrest save us? WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984) cast: Ron Clay as Wally, Ernie Knurd, baseball boy Terr...

The miracle tortilla attracts religious pilgrims from around the world. Pope John Paul ll calls June to validate the miracle and then invites her on a ski trip. Floyd & Ernie find another way to bolster their finances. Eddie is cashing in on the MIRACLE TORTILLA. WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984) cast: Ron Clay as Wally, Ernie Knurd Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell, Floyd Knurd Kim Wor...

Colonel Frank Stump and baseball boy Johnny jump on the Mahatma's magic bus. The bathroom politics are numbing. Floyd & Ernie are free from the cooler but Floyd had to surrender one leg for their nutrition during isolation. A salami leg replacement doesn't quite do the trick. It's Taco Tuesday at the Cleaver home and a SECOND COMING is at hand! WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984) cast: Ron Cla...

After turning traitor on the Walter Mondale campaign, Eddie Haskell joins the Jesse Jackson for president campaign, but only to skim the proceeds. Floyd & Ernie are starving inside the locked food cooler. Floyd & Ernie remain locked into the store cooler. Is cannibalism next? Colonel Frank Stump is back on the show for no apparent reason. WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984) cast: Ron Clay...

Eddie Haskell's job search for the Vic Morrow head could get him onstage at huge rock concerts. David Byrne is SO IMAGINATIVE! June takes Beaver and Eddie to the rock show. Floyd and Ernie reform the Old Guy from his theft-filled past.  Eddie Haskell joins the political fundraising game. WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984) cast: Ron Clay as Wally, Ernie Knurd, stage announcer Terry Meiners as Beav...

Judge Heidleberg sentences Eddie Haskell to perpetual care of Vic Morrow's severed head. Floyd & Ernie have a rough punishment for the shoplifting Old Guy. WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984) cast: Ron Clay as Wally, Ernie Knurd, Judge Heidleberg, Old Guy Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell, Floyd Knurd, attorney Chip Monk Kim Works as June Duke Meyer as announcer Harry Schlonker

June Cleaver punishes Wally by taking his parachute pants. Eddie Haskell goes to court to defend his reckless helicopter pilot skills. Wally spills the beans on Eddie's past. June and Beaver also tell the judge about Eddie's faults. Frankie, Leroy, and Troy laugh it up over the Old Guy's shoplifting arrest at Floyd & Ernie's store. WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984) cast: Ron Clay as Wally, E...

Helicopter pilot Eddie Haskell botches the movie scene but somehow survives the crash. Vic Morrow the actor was not so lucky. Eddie has a notorious flying record. June is livid but will calm down once Eddie medicates her. The Feminine Forum guys are cleaning out Floyd & Ernie's liquor store and snow cone shop. They'll be out of business in a matter of days. WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984)...

The Feminine Forum guys steal from Floyd & Ernie's liquor store. Eddie Haskell is stoned while flying a helicopter in a critical movie scene. WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984) cast: Ron Clay as Wally, Frankie Wayne Wayne, Ernie Knurd Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell, Troy Liplock, Floyd Knurd Kim Works as June Chris Sutton as John Landis Duke Meyer as announcer Harry Schlonker

The depraved Hollywood life is consuming Wally, Beaver, and Eddie. They're starstruck and finding trouble with the ladies. Director John Landis hires Eddie to fly a helicopter in a new Vic Morrow film. Hopefully it won't go to his head. WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984) cast: Ron Clay as Wally, Ernie Knurd Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell, Floyd Knurd Kim Works as June Duke Meyer as announ...

An errant gunshot strikes oil but who will get to stake the claim? Wally, Beaver, and Eddie jump on board their private jet to Hollywood. Someone orders a prostitute but June Cleaver walks in to spoil the debauchery. WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984) cast: Ron Clay as Wally, Ernie Knurd Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell, Col Frank Stump, Floyd Knurd Kim Works as June Duke Meyer as announcer...

The mystery unfolds after the liquor store shooting. Logical people would try to pin the crime on Eddie but no one saw anything. Could the investigator be bribed with snacks? Floyd & Ernie take ownership of the liquor store but Eddie has other plans. Milking another gunshot mystery? Yes, indeedy!  WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984) cast: Ron Clay as Wally, Ernie Knurd Terry Meiners as Beaver,...

Floyd & Ernie force Ward to rob Larry's gas and liquor station, but the owner is too busy singing a classic rock song to follow directions. Col. Frank Stump is stuck on a highway guardrail when the Feminine Forum panelists sling abuse. Eddie Haskell tries to sell Wally & Beaver on their new motherless lives. Klaatu wants beer so he beams them back to earth. Ward is holding a gun and sudden...

Still on the spaceship, Eddie Haskell goes postal on Muhammad Ali. June Cleaver could get vaporized next. Eddie explains how losing June could improve all of their lives. Klaatu wants a share of the booty. Floyd & Ernie empty Ward Clee-av-er's wallet and coerce him to rob a liquor store. Col. Frank Stump has gotta brand new bag. WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984) cast: Ron Clay as Wally, Erni...

Floyd & Ernie Knurd run out of hitchiking luck but find Ward Cleaver stuffed in a car trunk. ROAD TRIP! Meanwhile, June is still being wooed by Klaatu aboard the spaceship while Eddie Haskell gets his hands on the UFO's vaporizer.  Poor Colonel Frank Stump can't catch a break. Or anything else. WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984) cast: Ron Clay as Wally, Ernie Knurd, baseball boy Terry Meiners...

June, Wally, and Beaver Cleaver are nervous aboard a UFO but Eddie Haskell still slings the jokes at the earth invaders. Eddie offers June for the aliens' probes, then is truly satisfied by their romantic lab experiments. Wally & Eddie find amazing treasures aboard the UFO. Colonel Frank Stump rides the tide...detergent.  WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984) cast: Ron Clay as Wally, baseball ki...

The Cleavers listen to 96QMF's Show With No Name but June Cleaver objects to the raunchy show so the radio is switched to the Mayfield country show with Roadapple Ron and Truckin' Terry. June approves of their wholesome comedy! Rappin' Ron and Trippin' Terry also make a brief appearance before a UFO stalls the car. Will aliens kidnap the entire town of Mayfield? WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984)...

Eddie Haskell steals a car to get June and the new horsefaced baby home from the hospital. Wally, Beaver, and Eddie climb into the car but there's no room for Ward. He's in the trunk like luggage. Eddie uses a boob as a replacement distributor cap. Col. Frank Stump gets stuck on a player's cleat. Eddie has difficulty ordering food from the drive thru. WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984) cast: Ron...

WQMF ran a repeat of episode 23 with Ron & Terry on vacation.