5 Day Rentals

Stone Cold (1991) Category: MACHO MANIA 1/3 The guys have been pumping the heavy weights all week in order to get ready for MACHO MANIA. This new category is filled with lean muscles, fast cars, bigger explosions, babes and pet lizards. Laundry Dan deadlifts Stone Cold to the show as the first entry in MACHO MANIA. Be careful where you take that harmonica!! -Crash and Burn   

Gone with the Pope (2010) (1976) Category: My Face on the $1 Bill 3/3 Kron takes the guys back to Italy once again to meet with the Pope. They try to dig around the mind of Duke Mitchell and try to see where he's pointing this ship. It's a story of friendship, kidnapping and America in the 1970's...we think. Steve-O makes his return to 5DR and our favorite director stops in the add to the review a...

Old Henry (2021) Category: My Face on the $1 Bill 2/3 Saddle up for a much needed trip to the frontier of the fine state of Oklahoma. Dan gets the guys all matching overalls as they take in what is sure to be a classic western. The gun fights are great, the hair is spot on, Trace Adkins joins in and shout out your favorite bird when the times comes. Stay away from the windows. -Crash and Burn 

Thunderbolt and Lightfoot (1974) Category: My Face on the $1 Bill 1/3 Bones drops the money bags with his first entry for our first category of 2022 and the guys were ready to get back to business. The guys travel back to the 70's with two titans of cinema, create the greatest monster truck ever. Kron also gives lessons on what your face should look like during the act of love. Steal a car and hea...

5 STAR BANGER Sorcerer (1977) The 50th episode is filled with dangerous explosives as Kron takes the guys through the jungles of South America with the classic Sorcerer (1977) This is a certified 5 Star Banger from the 5 Day Rentals crew. Plus it's way better than that new Matrix movie. Don't bother with a change of jeans because you will just sweat through them. -Crash and Burn  

Another session of stellar ass categories calls for another Rewind. Bold moves are brought to The Big Board. Nothing but gut wrenching drama coming from this Rewind, plus there are riddles involved. Friendships are destroyed and Letterboxd ratings are judged. We will be back to regular scheduled movie incompetence next week.  -Crash and Burn  

Apocalypto (2006) Category: Ancient Times 3/3 The guys wrapped up Ancient Times with one of the ultimate chase movies. Dan leads the guys on a wild chase through the Mayan jungles of Mexico this time around. The guys break down fact/fiction of this Mel Gibson powerhouse picture. The guys also pay tribute to the power of the Jaguar. Happy Holidays and Cheers!!! -Crash and Burn  

Flesh + Blood (1985) Category: Ancient Times 2/3 The guys try to show off their European geography as Bones takes them to Medieval Europe to deal with the black death along with all the other terrible things going on at that time in history. Nate Hands sneaks in with another uncomfortable opinion and Mr. Verhoeven tries his best at today's tech. The guys steal and loot their way through 1501... -C...

Pinocchio's Revenge (1996) Category: Ancient Times 1/3 Kron finally receives the ultimate X-Mas present and presents the guys with the one film he's threatened for months. He also brings in mass confusion on what his category actually is as well. It leads to a pretty entertaining episode with some special guests along the way. As Kron claims "It's What The People Wanted" -Crash and Burn

Batman Forever (1995) Category: Brain Washed 3/3 Bones brings this category to a dramatic end with his most passionate and professional review yet. Batman Forever is truly held in a deep and romantic space in his heart. Kron and Dan try to poke a few holes in it but their effects are swatted down. Come along and share with us a new respect for air humping, coin flipping and onesies. WE WANT THE SC...

Black Roses (1988) Category: Brain Washed 2/3 Kron brings a straight stone cold classic back from our personal wine cellar of shit with the 2nd pick for Brain Washed. The dudes share their real life interaction with the director and shine a light on some of the early inspirations for 5DR. Bones gives a presentation on some great dance crazes through out history. The guys grab tickets front row cen...

The Brain (1988) Category: Brain Washed 1/3 Dan kicks the door in on another bad ass category with a pretty bad movie. The guys bring in a special guest to join in on all the independent thinking. The boiler room heats up and the walls start closing in on Big Sodium as Kron exposes the real truth of this Canadian 80's horror flick. Is it an apple or a baseball...we're still trying to figure that o...

Hollow Man (2000) Category: Wear a Mask, Please 3/3 Fueled on a large amount of twinkies, coffee and confidence Kron brings the second Kevin Bacon film to 5DR. The guys discuss their favorite animals, go into chili dog steroids and point out more bad decisions. A special guest stops in with his views and an invisible snake as well.     -Crash and Burn

StageFright: Aquarius (1987) Category: Wear a Mask, Please 2/3 The guys head back to Italy once again to witness one of the most bizarre theater plays ever created. Dan brings a good ol fashion slasher to the mix with more wacky characters than you can shake an ax at. Piggy Wiggly theory gets brought into the mix as well as another strange pop in with Nate Hands. This one will hit you right betwee...

The Phantom (1996) Category: Wear a Mask, Please 1/3 Bones opens up this new category with another powerful performance by 5DR stand out Mr. Treat Williams. He also adds another lethal ingredient to the mix with Mr. Billy Zane. The guys heads explode by this point. Another classic review filled with a PSA, Bones trying to convince himself he can fight a certain badass and Kron trying to be the voi...

The Rewind #3 Bonus Episode  The guys take a few quizzes and then try to piece together some legit moves on The Big Board. Friendships and Letterboxd ratings are tested once again. Thanks for all the support.  -Buddies Forever 

Halloween Kills (2021) 2 DAY RENTALS BONUS  Here is our stab and slash at the highly anticipated sequel from 2018. The guys venture into 1978's original masterpiece and go straight into all the good and the bad with Halloween Kills. Dan has a theory on how this whole franchise kicked off. Kron goes to war with the citizens of Haddonfield, IL and Bones gets back to the real world of cinema with a t...

Unhinged (2020) Category: Mental Issues 3/3 Dan viciously honks without any courtesy taps for the guys to jump in and come along for a wild ride. The guys follow Russel Crowe as he rages for the day against motorists who were never properly trained to drive. The mental issues stack up with this pick but don't worry the Butterfinger Blizzards are on us. -Crash and Burn

Split Second (1992) Category: Mental Issues 2/3 Bones brings on even more duster with his next pick for Mental Issues but instead of sand in the pocket its water. We travel to the flooded streets of future London to join up with bad ass detective Stone to catch a serial killer rat/fish/alien/satanist. It's only going to cost you all the coffee and chocolate you can fit into your duster. -Crash and...

Raising Cain (1992) Category: Mental Issues 1/3 The beefs open up a new category with another De Palma classic. Kron totally flips his Lithgow as he brings not one but five Lithgow's to the pod. It's a wild ride as the always great director BDP joins in to give a little insider information. The always creepy Nate Hands shares his love of Lithgow as well. Fill those dusters up with sand and meet us...

Masterminds (1997) Category: It Came From the VHS Cover 3/3 The gang wraps up another solid category with an action thrill ride for 12 year olds. It's pretty much Die Hard mixed with Home Alone for kids. This thing has explosions, ATVs, a drilling crew and all the air vent action you can handle. Theories float around about Scream 2. Bond investments are also explained but don't worry no one was ha...

Tremors (1990) Category: It Came From the VHS Cover 2/3 The guys break down this Kevin Bacon classic and properly spend way too much time breaking down his failed SciFi movie Hollow Man. Bones invites a new sport. How big a Gatorade bottle do you really need? The guys also say their hellos and farewells to the one and only Resume Bob. R.I.P. Resume Bob -Crash and Burn  

5 STAR BANGER An American Werewolf in London (1981) In our first 5 STAR BANGER, Dan takes us through the John Landis cult classic. Everyone has covered this movie but what a great excuse to discuss the Universal Monsters, the always classic Werewolves vs Vampires and running around in the nude.    -Crash and Burn

Tales From the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995) Category: It Came From the VHS Cover 1/3 The guys open up another fabulous category which is VHS covers they remember as kids that stuck with them through the years. Dan conjures up even more demon fun with his pick Demon Knight. They all go wild for Billy Zane and beg for more. The gang also vibes out on Disney tattoos. Bones and Kron team up to once agai...

The Cell (2000) Category: Viewer Discretion Advised 3/3 The guys wrap up the latest category with an insane visual trip into the mind of a serial killer. They come to the conclusion that they fully support Jenny From The Block. Kron figures out the seal theory that no saw coming. Dan defends Zac Efron and Bones gives a detailed description of how he would escape the cell. Grab your bleach and aspi...