5 Day Rentals

Nothing but Trouble (1991) Category: Viewer Discretion Advised 2/3 We're legit now. Take a long road trip with us through Dan Aykroyd's fever dream of a flick. Kron goes to bat for Demi Moore but not for this movie. Dan fuels the no bird conspiracy by questioning ocean bound oil-covered ducks and Bones endures the longest debate in Rate My Letterboxd history. Get heavy, not hard -Buddies Forever 

Brainscan (1994) Category: Viewer Discretion Advised 1/3 Bones takes us on a trip through our childhoods as we ponder the films that we watched way too early in life. First up is a Eddy Furlong video game horror thriller. The Trickster shows up to cause some trouble and Nate Hands chimes in for a foot review as well. So grab all your buddies from your Horror Club and crank up the Primus because th...

Once again...it's time to push each other buttons and destroy our friendships. That's what makes for good podcasting. We push the limits of Rate My Letterboxd and shift some picks on The Big Board. Oh and there's a Will Smith quiz as well. Enjoy all the chaos. We sure did.  -Crash and Burn

Demons 2 (1986) Category: Sequels Only 3/3 The boys finish up Sequels Only with a nice big filling of demons. They also go through the emotions on what would happen if Russian roulette ever came up. They confuse their love for 80's workout videos and there is plenty of The Smiths to go around as well. Grab a fern, watch out for that acid blood and stay out of the elevators.  -Crash and Burn

2 DAY RENTALS The Green Knight (2021) In this week's 2 Day Rentals Episode we talk Dave Lowery's The Green Knight. Dan gets sophisticated as hell, Kyle agrees with Dan the whole time and Bones talks a lot for feeling like an idiot. Serious lack of kisses though.  -Crash and Burn

Maniac Cop 2 (1990) Category: Sequels Only 2/3 Mind if I smoke...the guys place Maniac Cop 2 in the classic Christmas movie section. They also establish all the new guidelines for cell phones/bathroom use. They really show their age in this one. Chug a Green Machine and join in for all the shoot outs and action. It's a good one. -Crash and Burn 

Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1995) Category: Sequels Only 1/3 We kick off the Sequels Only category with a rough one. It's easy to see why McConaughey and Zellweger want to forget about this one. Join us as we end up discussing the complete lack of chainsaw kill action, the depths of our rating system and Doritos flavors.  -Crash and Burn

Dead Heat (1988) Category: Detectives 3/3 Bones treats the gang to their second encounter with the always great hair of Mr. Treat Williams. They throw around some hot dog theory and take in all the wild shoot outs and special effects with Dead Heat. The half horror half action flick goes down smooth and Treat is becoming a household name here on 5DR but the boys don't seem to mind too much.  -Cras...

I, the Jury (1982) Category: Detectives 2/3 Sure this movie is about stone cold detective, Mike Hammer, but the stand out is Velda. She is a national treasure of a woman! Is the plot a little hard to follow? Was Jack bi? Who printed those orgy bingo cards? What's Dan's suit situation? Did McHammer have a cartoon show? None of this matters. All that matters is Velda. -Crash and Burn 

Amsterdamned (1988) Category: Detective 1/3 Dan takes us through the murderous canals of the Netherlands. Don't worry, there are many stop along the way to take a food break. The gang also shares condom knowledge. There are so many scuba tubes in this one but it leads to one hell of a boat chase.  Live Mas, Dick Maas. -Crash and Burn 

2 DAY RENTALS The Ice Road (2021) Nothing steals the handsome bad boys of 5 Day Rentals podcast like a Big Rigs movie. Bones loves the trucker action lifestyle, Kron enjoys all the rat love and Dan likes the small details. This things got Morpheus and a hero rat. Let's party. -Crash and Burn  

Phantom of the Paradise (1974) Category: Revenge 3/3 "Brian De Palma here. Do you like birds, filming women on beds, and people singing? Sign here." The Three Beefs return to discuss De Palma's Phantom of the Paradise. Kron stacks the deck with an unfair pick. Dan loves Scarface and unions but finally admits something we all knew. Bones got the 2nd vax but pulls through even with some low energy. ...

Full Contact (1992) Category: Revenge 2/3 5 Day Rentals finally go foreign for this 1992 Hong Kong action thriller. Sharpen your butterfly knives and brush up on those Kid Rock lyrics because theres not much of a Prestige in this one. Fingers will be sacrificed.  Josh...Joss...Jaws -Crash and Burn

Savage Streets (1984) Category: Revenge 1/3 We're kicking off our new category tonight with a Linda Blair cult classic. Revenge will take center stage on our next three picks. This movie is just as cold blooded as the teenaged vigilantes running the LA streets. Break out your best pair of leather pants and ask if you can borrow your dads crossbow because revenge is coming. Watch out for those iceb...

The Rewind: Number 1 Welcome to The Rewind!! This is a special bonus episode to reevaluate the ratings for Rate My Letterboxd. The concept and rules are explained in the episode. Some movies get better over time and some not so much. This is our time to reflect back on the choices we have made or to just sabotage each others picks. Either way it was fun. -Crash and Burn 

2 DAY RENTALS SPECIAL  Army of the Dead (2021) Welcome to our 2 Day Rentals Special for Army of the Dead. Occasionally, we will bring you into the 2 Day Rentals isle and bring a newer title onto the show. We know that this is what the people want. So we geared up to drink beers and take on the zombie hoard of Army of the Dead.  -Crash and Burn  

Twice Dead (1988) Category: Red Sauce 3/3 We finish off the Red Sauce category with Twice Dead. This gem features the ghost of a dead actor that's haunting a broken down mansion that really loves mannequins. Stick around for cheap pizza, a shotgun, and going out the way to explain small details. Enjoy -Crash and Burn

Slumber Party Massacre (1982) Category: Red Sauce 2/3 The Driller Killer doesn't stand a chance against the mighty women of Slumber Party Massacre. We take on an absolute banger of a cult classic on this weeks episode. Power drills, snail death, and one of the greatest pizza scenes in film history is what we are in for at this bloody slumber party. Grab a sleeping bag and get comfortable.  -Crash...

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) Category: Red Sauce 1/3 We start off the category Red Sauce tonight with the classic TMNT. Pizza and Blood are the main themes for this category and TNMT has more pizza sauce than blood sauce but that's not stopping us. Join us or the Foot Clan but either way it's all about Turtle Power!!!

MXP: Most Xtreme Primate (2004) Category: Extremely Extreme Sports 3/3 The last entry for Extremely Extreme Sports just may be the most extreme. Our first G rated movie deserves an NC-17 rating. Kyle looks better than Ben Affleck. Dan orders pizza for love. Bones is bigger than all celebs. As always enjoy. Crash and Burn 

Robot Jox (1989) Category: Extremely Extreme Sports 2/3 What's more extreme than robots fighting over land after a nuclear fallout? Achilles must defeat Alexander in an ultimate showdown and of course were there to ruin it all. Pour a tall glass of orange juice, call your tubies over and place your bets as we prepare to crash and burn with Robot Jox. 

RAD (1986) Category: Extremely Extreme Sports 1/3 We kick flip into a new category tonight with Extremely Extreme Sports. We follow Cru on his journey to become the best BMX pro ever. We witness one of the greatest dances of all time and learn that Helltrack isn't really that scary. Follow the thunder in your heart because it's about to get RAD...

Death Wish 3 (1985) Category: Big Assed 3/3 It is very much in you're constitutional right to join us for Death Wish 3. We promise big guns, big explosions and big body counts. What else would you except from Bronson. Join us for all this and more with Death Wish 3... 

No Holds Barred (1989) Category: Big Assed 2/3 We sure hope you didn't skip leg day because your in for a no rules (kinda) old fashioned wrestling match. We pulled up our tights and laced our boots to fight along Rip as he battles Zeus and some evil suits called WTN. Get ready for the match of the year as we endure No Holds Barred...

Deep Rising (1998)  Category: Big Assed 1/3 We join one of the best group of mercenaries to battle all sort of tentacles. Grab your favorite jet ski and hop on the worst cruise ship of all time. Oh...and watch out for that ax. We take the deep dive into Deep Rising on this weeks episode. Hold your nose!