5 Day Rentals

Class of 1999 (1990) Category: Software Upgrade (Microsoft More Like Microhard to Kill) 2/3 The guys sign up for classes at Kennedy High in the Free-Fire Zone and get spanked by robot battle droid teachers. Brantley and Nick from the Horror Drafts Podcast are in class as well. Dan finds out he has been saying a bands name wrong for many years. The guys also get into the lube business. Hopefully yo...

Eve of Destruction (1991) Category: Software Upgrade (Microsoft More Like Microhard to Kill) 1/3 Bones uploads the first pick for a fresh ass category. The 5DR dudes kick off the war with the robots with this overlooked early 90's gem. The boys bring in Brantley & Nick from the Horror Drafts Podcast for some extra muscle. The guys crack beers, talk deep man friendships and losing certain body...

It's that time again...The dirty dudes sit back and tinker with the monster they have created called THE BIG BOARD. Love and respect does not matter when The Rewind comes to town. Kron also delivers a super fun Full Moon Entertainment quiz as well. Plus a brand spanking new category is revealed.  -Crash and Burn 

2 DAY RENTAL  Mad God (2021) The Dirty Dudes go deep into Phil Tippett’s Animation Masterpiece, Mad God.  But they can’t do it alone.  George from The Best Little Horror House in Philly comes in to chat all things Lava Lamps, Taco Bell and Fireproof Pajamas.  Get your Bingo Cards ready and count the dongs with us.   JOIN THE DISCORD https://discord.gg/3zP2SXKtfq   -Crash and Burn      

2 DAY RENTAL BONUS Crimes of the Future (2022) The Dirty Dudes sat in sad empty theaters to experience David Cronenberg’s return to Body Horror. Does the Corner manage to juggle Social Issues, a parable of performance art and gross out nasty shit?  Will Dan replace Steven Tyler for Aerosmiths summer tour?  What Terminator skill does Kron desire?  And for the love of God, will Bones tell Dan what t...

BONUS EPISODE Blood Diner (1987) The guys finally come together in person to share laughs, friendships and serve up this tasty late 80's favorite with special guests Steve O and Danny Duck. Hold onto your cleaver and your genitals for a special bonus episode of 5DR. -Crash and Burn 

Puppet Master 4 (1993) Category: Puppet Revenge Part III 3/3 Dan thinks its funny to tack this on to the category after all Kron and Bones have been through.  Anyway grab a hammer or laser and lock in for some Power Ranger talk.....let's hope that's not foreshadowing.  Crash and Burn!

Dollman vs Demonic Toys (1993) Category: Puppet Revenge Part III Bones brings back 5DR favorite Tim Thomerson as Dollman and it's his job to fight off those crazy Demonic Toys. The guys dive deep into the history of Dollman and the Demonic Toy but are very surprised to find another movie hiding within this weeks pick. Four movies are covered on this weeks episode. The guys also talk accounting ins...

Puppet Master 3: Toulon's Revenge  (1991) Category: Puppet Revenge Part III 1/3 Kron uses Laundry Dan's throw away joke against the guys and brings in Puppet Revenge Part III. Little did he know it would bring a big pile of steaming Full Moon Entertainment to 5DR. The guys cover not only Puppet Master 3 but 1 & 2 as well. That's right...3 movies for the price of one. The puppet movies are back...

Punisher: War Zone (2008) Category: Demanding Women 3/3 Bones loads up on ammo and blood with the 3rd pick for Demanding Women. The guys can't really avoid the Marvel shop talk. Kron may have never seen Rocky and Dan admits that one Sly Stallone movie might be too smart for him. Bones gets caught up in a blue movie quiz that he did not want. The boys dish out the good times just as much as The Pun...

5 DAY RENTALS DISCORD Listen to Vincent Gotto's brother and join in on all the chaos and mayhem. It's sure to be a delightful time. https://discord.gg/WtdKjRsd -Crash and Burn

Humanoids from the Deep (1980) Category: Demanding Women 2/3 Kron brings the humanoids in for the 2nd pick in Demanding Women. The guys get into a recycling and dishwasher debate. They also try to start a podcast war and kind of talk about the humanoids of the deep. It's a crazy episode that features skin tags, peanut butter, a dude named Deke and a dude named Johnny Eagle. Oh and crazy Gillmen ru...

Ravenous (1999) Category: Demanding Women 1/3 Laundry Dan pays tribute to all the hard working ladies with our new category Demanding Women. All the movies in this category will be directed by women. The guys dig deep into the natural wonders of which host tastes best, what body part would be the best cut of meat. The guys love the work ethic of Fort Spencer but not some much the cannibal lifestyl...

The Northman (2022) 2 DAY RENTAL BONUS  The guys take on Robert Egger's new viking epic. Chadwick joins in as a special guest and finally gives all the juicy details on the much anticipated tater tot casserole mystery. The guys also confirm that they can not eat any more Airheads...maybe. Do some push up and jump on the war boat for this 2DR Bonus. -Crash and Burn 

We just wanted to point everyone over to Horror Drafts. Brantley and Nick were kind enough to bring on these three idiots for a mega 80's Horror Draft. Go check it out and show those dudes some love. Here is the cold open for that episode. Links for their show are below!!!! https://open.spotify.com/show/0ndDlTrdut5opsISpECHmf?si=7cf557e70af543bd https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/horror-drafts/...

Trancers (1984) Category: High Octane Pulse Pounding Thrill Ride 3/3 Kron brings an end to the thrill ride with Trancers. Bones tries to really get to the bottom of what a Trancer really is. Dan shows the world what's going on with his cereal game and the gang tries to decide if Helen Hunt is a true punk rock hero. Slick back your hair and take a ride with Jack Deth.  -Crash and Burn 

Drive (1997) Category: High Octane Pulse Pounding Thrill Ride 2/3 Dan brings the guys a direct to video gem with the 2nd pick for this category. Bones shares how he feels about ceiling fans and karaoke. Kron tries to get everyone to wear tiny glasses. Drive is filled with a tornado of ass kicking fun, dusters and Advanced Models. Grab your electric baton and join in.  -Crash and Burn  

Nemesis (1992) Category: High Octane Pulse Pounding Thrill Ride 1/3 Bones opens up another category and lady luck delivers more ACTION. This time the guys are getting into the near future of cyborgs and half machine half humans. Nate Hands joins in on robot feet. Kron thinks everyone has a little robot in them and Dan gets reminded that White Zombie might have been right all along. The guys also s...

Once again the guys take aim at THE BIG BOARD and each other as moves are made to improve the monster they created. As always a quiz makes its way into the mix and a few special guest show up to let the guys knew that they still matter. Ratings and friendships are tested yet again with another Rewind. -Crash and Burn

Hostage (2005) Category: THE BIG 3 (but not the 3 you want) 3/3 Laundry Dan holds the guys attention at hostage as he closes out the THE BIG 3. Tons of Bruce Willis knowledge is pushed out along with dreams of Willis special tater tot casserole. Bones exposes his rich kid refrigerator situation. The guys are also checking the mail box for the Mountain Dew checks as well. Grab your best ankle pisto...

The Running Man (1987) Category: THE BIG 3 (but not the 3 you want) 2/3 Bones finally gets his chance to bring Arnold to 5DR. A totalitarian police state can't hold back the guys from finding pure joy in the game shows in the future. Kron and Laundry Dan jump the gun on one of the stalkers and the guys give some life changing life advice for anyone that's looking to try something new. Also, keep y...

Cliffhanger (1993) Category: THE BIG 3 (but not the 3 you want) 1/3 Kron's Lithgow addiction proves once again that more Lithgow is a good thing. The guys take an action packed adventure to the mountains where they discuss how to correctly cross a mountain bridge. Dan berates Hal and his lady friend for causing all this to happen and Bones proves his Stallone is bigger than yours!!! -Crash and Bur...

2 DAY RENTAL BONUS  Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) The guys review the 2nd most viewed movie on Netflix...two weeks ago. They may be late to the party but manage to bring all sorts of fun into this bonus episode. Danny Duck finally joins in on the show as well as Kim Henkel. The guys rip into this one like a chainsaw through a bus full of hipsters.  -Crash and Burn

Brain Smasher... A Love Story (1993) Category: MACHO MANIA 3/3 Bones jumps off the overpass and finally brings the Dice Man to 5DR. We know it wont be the last time we see him. The guys take a trip to the Portland OR for ninja monks that love smashing through walls. A powerful ass flower and the greatest club bouncer that ever was and there's some love mixed in there as well. Go find that old leat...

Action U.S.A. (1989) Category: MACHO MANIA 2/3 Kron revs up one crazy sleek trip through Waco TX for the 2nd entry in MACHO MANIA and this one provides some prime macho moments. There is nothing more macho than ripping through a residential neighborhood at 45mph or getting your ass kicked in at the local honkey tonk. Grab your 1pm Shiner and join in on all the big Texas fun.  -Crash and Burn