5 Day Rentals

5 STAR BANGER  The Thing (1982) Kron brings in his pick for the first 5 STAR BANGER of the year. The guys find out that no podcast has ever covered The Thing which is shocking news to them. There are also some age old 5DR questions that pop up as well. Certified 100% Approved by 5DR. Grab a coat and some scotch. -Crash and Burn  JOIN THE DISCORD discord.gg/3zP2SXKtfq

In the 8th Rewind, the dirty dudes call in the “Pennysmasher” Chad to help keep them warm during a winter storm. Is the top ten safe? Is bringing in a guest to a rewind an immediate regret? Is Kron’s Humble Helicopter game, GET TO THE CHOPPER, rigged? Later, the dudes close out the show with some BIG 2022 film suggestions and some new-to-us CLASSICS watched along the way. Also 5 Day Rentals has pa...

Cat People (1982) Category: Never Rub Another Man's Rhubarb (Exotic Thrillers) 3/3 Laundry Dan bring the holiday joy with the one thing everyone enjoys...CATS. The dirty dudes decide which cat they would be in the afterlife. There is also a rare holiday moment when the dirty dudes actually agree that zoos are terrible places. Oh...and Kron thinks that the category didn't go so well. Thanks for all...

Jade (1995) Category: Never Rub Another Man's Rhubarb (Erotic Thriller) 2/3 The guys get super Friedkin excited about Bones bringing in a sexy 90's thriller with Jade. The guys break down all the best helicopter action throughout 5DR so far. Bones goes into a Friedkin hole. The guys hint at something they are looking for and Laundry Dan wants the pictures with Presidents to stop. Get in the car an...

Body Double (1984) Category: Never Rub Another Man's Rhubarb (Erotic Thrillers) 1/3 Kron starts off this steamy new category with one of BDP's classic and trashy thrillers. The guys are excited to get hotdogs back on the show. Bones is still trying to figure out his emotions towards BDP films. Laundry Dan watches TikTok and a shit ton of 5DR regulars stop in for this one. Peep through those blinds...

Bushwick (2017) Category: Invasions 2/3 Bones gets with the times and brings Bautista back to 5DR. The guys find out they would not do well in New York City. Bones finally lets everyone in on his fabulously successful life. The guys also go into some Michael Mann shop talk, Kron might really like Argo and Laundry Dan might really like wrestling. Put some whisky in your drinking helmet and let's ge...

Ninja III: The Domination (1984)  Category: Invasions 2/3 Kron brings the V8 juice and a evil ninja demon in for the second pick in Invasions. The guys put together the ultimate concert, find out that Zumba is still a thing and Kron can't get over how hairy one man can be. Bones also exposes his coffee addiction. Order some throwing stars and crack some beers because its a Canon week!!! Join the D...

Dark Angel (1990)  Category: Invasions 1/3 Laundry Dan busts in with a new category. Invasions will be taking place all over the store. The guys bring in Chris from The Movie Psycho Podcast to discuss this Dolph classic. They invite the coolest new drinking trend at Applebees. You'll get knock down but 5DR will pick you back up. Grab the whiskey and cider and get in the car. Join the Discord disco...

The Last Seduction (1994) Category: The Paxton/Pullman Paradox 3/3 Warning upfront:  This flick has some stuff that doesn’t age well and either have we.  Kron closes the Paxton-Pullman Paradox with a steamy 90’s noir aimed at teaching Dan how to manage his coins.  BDP comes in hot, confused in his old age.  Kron’s biggest enemy might be chainlink fence and the dudes discuss proper bar etiquette. P...

The Vagrant (1992) Category: The Paxton/Pullman Paradox 2/3 Laundry Dan lets in a leading Paxton role with the 2nd pick for the Paxton/Pullman Paradox. Kron and Bones are stuck in a Burton state of mind, Bones is no hero when he dives into the heroin. The guys also brush up on their morals with Wild at Heart. All this week on 5DR. Thanks to our sponsor Black Cellar Rat Poison! -Crash and Burn 

Brain Dead (1990) Category: The Paxton/Pullman Paradox 1/3 Bones is determined to make everyone learn a lesson with his new category. By the end of this category no one will ever get confused with Paxton or Pullman. The dirty dudes go full dental discussion to remind you to brush and floss everyday. Bones gets haunted by Applebees and the guys also freak out about how great Dwight Yoakam is.  -Cra...

2 DAY RENTAL  Halloween Ends (2022) The dirty dudes wind up the last of the new Halloween trilogy. Bones takes the lead while deep in sickness. Kron shows up ready to put this one in the grave after a whole year of suffering. Dan's just happy that he could throw in some good ol fashioned Pearl Jam. It's some real spooky fun. -Crash and Burn   

The 90's Draft Crossover Extravaganza Part 1  Welcome to Part 1 of The 90's Draft Crossover Extravaganza. 5DR kicks off this 5 part monster of a draft. This is a crossover draft between Horror Drafts, Weekly Podcast Massacre, Nerds, Geeks and the Kitchen Sink and The Best Little Horror in Philly so you need to hit up these podcast to get Part 2-5. This is for charity and voting will go live soon....

Welcome to the 90's Draft Crossover Extravaganza!!!! -Crash and Burn  

5 STAR BANGER  The Warriors (1979) Grab a beer(s) and hop on the subway with us as we follow the Warriors back to the hot dog Mecca of Coney Island. Laundry Dan takes us through the Walter Hill classic and talks baby names. Kron plans on faking his death and Bones goes on about his new video game obsession. Honestly 1/3 of this is Warriors related.  Sorry, Co-Cheese.   Also stick around for the Af...

The Rewind # 7 An empty comment box leads the dirty dudes to dive right into a Rewind.  Some massive moves are made to forever change the BIG LIST. Mrs. Doubtfire and Jennifer Aniston drop in and Laundry Dan leads the other two to fight over Before and Afters. -Crash and Burn 

The House of the Devil (2009) Category: Black Magic 3/3 To finish up Black Magic, Dan makes us babysit at the House of the Devil.  Kron tries out a new mode of transportation.  Bones is mostly asleep the whole time.  Oh and a shit ton of friends stop by, like, probably too many. -Crash and Burn   

End of Days (1999) Category: Black Magic 2/3 Bones brings Arnold vs Satan for the 2nd pick of Black Magic. The guys talk about the long term effects of Y2K, Chris Pratt's lack of coolness and the secrets of the Catholic church. They also give a detailed description of the banger soundtrack for the film and Pauly V shows up for some fun as well. Join in on all the stigmata fun and investigate those...

Prince of Darkness (1987) Category: Black Magic 1/3 A rare off-schedule record throws the dirty dudes into a satanic panic. Dan soaks up the moon. Buffalo Bill teaches Sunday school. Kajun Kron and Phil Anselmo pop in and out. And Jesus broke the Prime Directive.   -Crash and Burn

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze (1991) Category: Greasy, Grimy & Slimy 3/3 Breaking News Tom, the Dirty Dudes close up Greasy, Grimy, Slimy with a classic children’s movie, TMNT 2: The Secret of the Ooze. Are they really ninjas?  Are they too teenager? Do they do anything of note? Kron watches old guys at the gym, Dan has a Will Arnett thing going and Bones loves cooking...

Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993) Category: Greasy, Grimy & Slimy 2/3 Kron takes the guys through one of the more mango sized controversial Friday the 13th flicks. Slimy worms, melting people and Voorhees burgers are only the start. Laundry Dan shares his lighthouse into movies and Bones is just hungry. Oh...and Jennifer Aniston and BDP stop in as well. The guys also decide to bring...

2 DAY RENTAL Prey (2022) Nick and Brantley from the Horror Drafts podcast stop in to help 5DR take on the newest entry in the Predator series. The guys go spoil free in the first half but full on diablo spoilers in the back half. Slap some mud on and sharpen that tomahawk because it's going to get wild.  -Crash and Burn  

The Greasy Strangler (2016) Category: Greasy, Grimy & Slimy 1/3 Big Dan opens up a whole world of disgust with a new category. He brings in one of the wildest movies to date in 5DR history. Big Kron goes critical and Big Bones burps on butts now. Join in for all the greasy fun all you HOOTIE TOOTIE DISCO CUTIES...HOOTIE TOOTIE DISCO CUTIE...HOOTIE TOOTIE DISCO CUTIE!!! -Crash and Burn 

5 STAR BANGER Jack Reacher (2012) Following the disappearances of their best friends, Nick and Brantley, the Dirty Dudes throw on Jack Reacher to learn the tools of the trade. Bones didn’t even know this ISNT Rated-R, Kron is only a modern car guy and Dan goes on and on about the main miracle of pregnancy. Milk is for the baby, you perverts. -Crash and Burn

The Lawnmower Man (1992) Category: Software Upgrade (Microsoft More Like Microhard to Kill) 3/3 Kron Howard brings in a full on cyber christ with the third and finally installment of Software Upgrade. Nick escapes but Brantley from the Horror Drafts Podcast sticks around for chimps, lawnmowers and exclusive insider information from the directors cut. The dirty dudes and Brantley have a hell of the...