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Reindeer Games (2000) Category: Direction Erection: John Frankenheimer 2/3 Kron throws back some hot chocolate and pecan pie for the next pick in this Direction Erection. The dirty dudes chat about how to wear a candy cane. Bones gives a lesson on the very popular live edge and has really got into Vikings. Let's just do Silver Bullet and Scream 3 already. Go hook first. We've heard better podcasti...

Seconds (1966) w/ Murph from Weekly Podcast Massacre Category: Direction Erection: John Frankenheimer 1/3 LD gives the dirty dudes a chance to do it all over again with the first pick in his new category. Murph joins in on a grape stomping good time and brings a bag of ground beef. Kron updates everyone on all the cool cults he's following these days. Let's just cast Paul Giamatti in everything al...

Shock 'Em Dead (1991) Category: METAL AS HELL 3/3 Kron shreds the double double neck guitar for the last pick in METAL AS HELL. The dirty dudes go through a Nirvana phase. LD plans T. Swifts next album and Bones gets into the science of pepperoni. Cajon Kron and the Trickster show up once again. PURPLE HAZE! -Crash & Burn JOIN THE DISCORD https://discord.com/invite/3zP2SXKtfq QUESTIONS? EMAIL...

Heavy Metal (1981) Category: METAL AS HELL 2/3 LD smashes the speed pedal to the metal with the next pick for METAL AS HELL. The dirty dudes take some strange animated trips through some far off and far out places. Pete Kidman returns. Kron does some Swiss Banking. 5DR might be obsessed with orbs. Boobs and Boobs and more Boobs plus Rock N Roll.  -Crash & Burn  JOIN THE DISCORD https://discord...

Valhalla Rising (2009) Category: METAL AS HELL 1/3 Bones blows the viking horns and turns the amps to 11 with his new category. The dirty dudes put their best corpse paint on and let the raining blood fall. Bones starts a viking bar, Kron brings up Skyrim again and LD tries to figure out what metal he is. Two butt cracks, DMX, eggs and banging on drums all day. -Crash & Burn JOIN THE DISCORD h...

The Game (1997) Category: Revenge 5: The Revenge of Puppet's Revenge/ New Moon 3/3 Laundry Dan tries to patch things up with the first Fincher movie in 5DR history but Kron's strings remain tangled. The guys ask themselves if The Game is in fact a Resident Evil game. Bones starts a Fincher v Anderson fight and tells his typing class story. Everyone has a classroom friend and the wiener mobile make...

Pinocchio (1940) Category: Revenge 5: The Revenge of Puppet's Revenge/ New Moon 2/3 Bones puppeteers the most puppet pick ever for a puppet category. The Dirty Dudes go old school with this Disney classic as Kron let's it be known that his strings are pretty tangled up about the pick. The guys chat about what a terrible father Geppetto is, getting sued by Disney and how Vegas is just the Pleasure...

PIN (1988) w/ Chris from Mount Molehill Category: Revenge 5: The Revenge of Puppet's Revenge/ New Moon 1/3 Kron proves he's for the people and that his revenge runs deep. Puppets cause all sorts of mischief at the store this time around. The Dirty Dudes bring in Chris from Mount Molehill to help with the need and Canadian gang names. LD helps out the world with some baby advice. The guys get a lit...

The Rewind #10 The dirty dudes make a few changes to THE BIG LIST. They also talk Netflix discs, video games and give some good non 5DR flicks to check out. Bones and LD go wild for the new Road House and Kron gives everyone a rat update.    -CRASH & BURN JOIN THE DISCORD https://discord.com/invite/3zP2SXKtfq QUESTIONS? EMAIL US AT 5dayrentalspodcast@gmail.com Theme by Dkrefft https://open.spo...

Hard Target (1993) LIVE FROM NASHVILLE The dirty dudes slam some bullshots and do a watch a long of this John Woo classic.  -Crash & Burn  JOIN THE DISCORD https://discord.com/invite/3zP2SXKtfq QUESTIONS? EMAIL US AT 5dayrentalspodcast@gmail.com Theme by Dkrefft https://open.spotify.com/artist/1yxWXpxlqLE4tjoivvU6XL

The Substitute (1996) Category: SMASHVILLE 3/3 LIVE FROM NASHVILLE the dirty dudes try to get those GEDs. Bones brings the Berenger and loves Major League. The dirty dudes create a new Breaking Bad. Kron might be special forces. Marc Anthony is actually good. The Johns make a family pact and Mercenary Mom comes to life.  -Crash & Burn JOIN THE DISCORD https://discord.com/invite/3zP2SXKtfq QUES...

Castle Freak (1995) Category: SMASHVILLE 2/3 LIVE FROM NASHVILLE Kron finally unleashes the Freak on the dirty dudes. The guys bring up the old handcuff argument. Cactus Jack's history is brought up. Bones makes sure to stay up on the VH1 Top Ten. Kron gives a history lesson on the Middle Ages. 5DR says vote The Freak in 2024. "How you doin back there JJ." -Crash & Burn  JOIN THE DISCORD  http...

The Edge (1997) Category: SMASHVILLE 1/3 LIVE FROM NASHVILLE the dirty dudes look into each others eyes on this survival trip and explore questions of the placenta. They have thoughts on birds v planes. Bones poops in the ocean and Tila Tequila is still alive. A new challenge is born and way too much edging goes on. Save up that spit. -Crash & Burn JOIN THE DISCORD https://discord.com/invite/3...

Back to the Future (1985) The guys jump into the DeLorean and hit 88MPH for this fun filled review of a classic.  Don't forget to sign up for the PATREON for all access to all the fun stuff going on at Aaron Armadillo's Movie Blast  Don't be a B***HEAD join the PATREON PATREON INFO BELOW

Road House (1989) w/ G-Baby from Waxing the Porpoise Category: Teen Heartthrobs 3/3 Bones brings in broken bones and throat rips for the last pick in Teen Heartthrobs. G-Baby from Waxing the Porpoise cracks his knuckles and joins in on all the rowdy ass fun. The dirty dudes chat eyeball, sewing yourself up and do the math on just how much Dalton would be cashing in for the job. Praise Monster Truc...

Roadgames (1981) Category: Teen Heartthrobs 2/3 Kron brings in the big rigs for the 2nd pick of the category. The dirty dudes chat about the upcoming Tyson fight. Kron updates everyone on the Chicago rat problems. The guys give out some tips for the mailman and talk Gumball 3000. The boys are also unsure how a harmonica works and Pete Kidman hangs for a bit.  -Crash & Burn  JOIN THE DISCORD ht...

The Fanatic (2019) Category: Teen Heartthrobs 1/3 LD opens up a new category with a pick that's sure to make the dirty dudes break stuff. John Travolta gives a performance of a lifetime. No one would have guessed it would be from behind the blue eyes of Fred Drust. Kron falls in love with a UK Bobby. Bones tells a cheesy Slipknot story and LD defends Rossdale. -Crash & Burn JOIN THE DISCORD ht...

Phantasm: Ravager (2026) THE BOXSET The Dirty dudes take their final Phantasm trip and make DK join in on the ride. The guys chat sexy Insta feeds, movie scores and Wild Wild West. Bones casts his perfect Tall Man. What if Kron got dementia? LD finally reveals his ball rating to the world and who you bringing back. BOOOOOYYYYYY!!! -Brain & Drain  Listen to Nerds, Geeks and The Kitchen Sink  ht...

Ricochet (1991) Category: 2 Handers 3/3 Kron brings another Mulcahy banger to the pod with his pick for 2 Handers. Denzel Washington squares off against 5DR regular John Lithgow. What a match up it is. It's much needed after last week. The guys use their best pick up lines. They make a strong statement for Face/Off. One special guest doesn't know how to leave and LD gets called out for drinking to...

Wild at Heart (1990) Category: 2 Handers 2/3 Laundry Dan brings cockroaches in his underwear and Christmas all year with the second pick for 2 Handers. MoshPit Greg Anderson from The Weekly Podcast Massacre joins us for this trip down the yellow brick road. The dirty dudes get into clean comedy, Kron's time in the Manson Family and Bones goes Full Throttle. Cajun Kron stops in and Rob Dyrdek has a...

Shakedown (1988) Category: 2 Handers 1/3 Bones opens up his new category with a roller coaster buddy cop action flick. The dirty dude share what they have been recently rocking. Detective Laundry Dan show up for the case. Kron reveals his true hatred for Scrubs and has many questions about Garden State. Don't take relationship advice from the Dirty Dudes. The rabbit didn't die. Thank You Bones. -C...

Phantasm 4: Oblivion (1998) The Boxset  The Dirty Dudes knock another Phantasm off the list. The only bowl Bones will watch is the Bud Bowl. Kim Henkel is alive and well. The Jody mystery may have been answered or not. Kron and Dan review some sex tapes. It's an episode filled with tons of balls. Bones shows off some wrestling knowledge as well. Jody died in a car wreck.  -Brain & Drain  JOIN...

Targets (1968) Category: Pete Kidman 3/3 LD brings a little "exercise" to finish out the category. Bones does his all time ranking of jelly flavors. The guys learn all about the Mountain Dew Dews. Kron finally finds out what Synecdoche, New York is about. The movie may have not aged well in modern America and neither did the bonafide badass that shows up to chat about essence and demons. -Crash &a...

Hollow Man 2 (2006) Category: Pete Kidman 2/3 Bones wraps up what Kron started with his pick for Pete Kidman. The Hollow Man franchise comes to an end but Nate Hands will never die. The dirty dudes chat about just how much rat poison is needed. LD brings up some strange points about the whole OJ thing. Back to the Future and Hollow Man are mashed together as well. Slam Poetry is always the answer...

Tombstone (1993) Category: Pete Kidman 1/3 Kron brings in a well rounded classic with his new category. Too bad Bones and LD make sure its like playing cards with his brothers kids. The guys get into all kinds of butt stuff, cheap beer talk, sexy cowboys and more. Kron's old girlfriend finally gets brought up as well as trying to invite the Earp Taco. -Thank You Wyatt! JOIN THE DISCORD https://dis...