5 Day Rentals

MEGA REWIND REDUX “Merry Christmas, you filthy animals. The Dirty Dudes come out of hiding to officially end Season 2 with a long overdue correction of the Big List. Ignore your family and join us instead for some Rat Wars updates, a rigged game and only a dash of infighting. We’ll see you in 2025……maybe.” -Crash & Burn  JOIN THE DISCORD https://discord.com/invite/zzRTFVD3xt QUESTIONS? EMAIL U...

Blade (1998) w/ Nerds, Geeks, and the Kitchen Sink Category: 5 STAR BANQUET 3/3 On the third day of Christmas Bones gave to us...Three Dirty Dudes...Two Nerds and Geeks...and one hell of a bloody vampire flick. Chris and DK join in on a blood rave of a conversation about one of the best vampire movies out there. So grab your sun block and pour some extra garlic on that popcorn for this violent Chr...

Blow Out (1981) w/ George Heftler Category: 5 STAR BANQUET 2/3 Kron takes the Dirty Dudes to Philly for some holiday fun. George from BLHHiP joins in on the chat about the greatness of this De Palma classic. Grabs some egg nog and a cheesesteak because this is one hell of a sleigh ride. Happy Holidays 5DRMY. -Crash & Burn LISTEN TO BLHHiP https://open.spotify.com/show/59YruUjMuoq1YFR4DtK8G0?si...

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) w/ Horror Drafts  Category: 5 STAR BANQUET 1/3 Deck the halls and spit under those balls because the Dirty Dudes are celebrating the Holidays with certified 5 STAR BANGERS. LD is up first and brings in Brantley & Nick from Horror Drafts to talk about the one of the greatest horror movies of all time. The guys share a wonderful conversation about a true titan...

License To Kill (1989) Category: 00 Hell Yeah 3/3 LD takes the boys down to Key West for one last martini in the Bond category. Bones opens up about his fear of sharks and ranks the Bond songs. Kron puts together his dream goon squad. The Dirty Dudes get into some serious ray discussion and LD talks Joker 2. All that and more... -Crash & Burn  JOIN THE DISCORD https://discord.com/invite/zzRTFV...

Moonraker (1979) Category: 00 Hell Yeah 2/3 Kron takes 007 to the moon...kinda. The Dirty Dudes chat lasers and 007 porn parodies. LD tells a breast milk story. Bones gets really into ranking the Bonds. The guys come to the conclusion that Austin Powers might have nailed it and Kron is just a Moonraker guy.  -Crash & Burn JOIN THE DISCORD https://discord.com/invite/zzRTFVD3xt QUESTIONS? EMAIL...

Diamonds Are Forever (1971) Category: 00 Hell Yeah 1/3 Bones buttons up his tux, grabs his big martini and delivers 007 to 5DR. The Dirty Dudes chat about all the cool Bond knick knacks. LD gives driving advice for something his not qualified to talk about. The guys try to figure out how craps works. Kron hates Bond. Could 007 be the worst spy ever? Bond vs. MI and 1970's parents. -Crash & Bur...

The New York Ripper (1982) w/ Perk Category: SPOOKY SEASON - GIALLO 3/3 LD slices up the end of SPOOKY SEASON with the Ripper. The Dirty Dudes are joined by Perk to chat Fulci. The show spirals into puppets with receipts. Live from Bro York it's Saturday Night Bones. Jordan Peterson and Ripper Obama show up. Scooge McDuck might be rippin up bitches and we need to call in the Warriors. It's a wild...

Killer Nun (1979) Category: SPOOKY SEASON - GIALLO 2/3 The Dirty Dudes light a candle for their Giallo journey. Bones brings in some naughty nuns to spice things up. Kron goes on about the science of chili nights, LD can't get over all the puffy breasts and Bones just wants a decent lamp to smash a skull with. Say some Hail Marys...because your going to need them this week.  -Crash & Squirm  J...

Opera (1987) Category: SPOOKY SEASON - GIALLO 1/3 IT'S BACK...break out the pumpkin spiced condoms and fill that crockpot with chili. The dirty dudes travel to Italy for their first opera. Kron brings one of the godfathers of Giallo to the show along with a shit load of ravens. Bones may be rethinking the whole category and LD goes full Durtiz. It's one hell of a wait..what show. But that's GIALLO...

Arachnophobia (1990)  Category: Cat vs. People 3/3 LD spins some webs with the last pick for the category. The dirty dudes talk about large sacks and what their last movie would be. Bones explains Crocodile Dundee to the people. Kron drops his boner jams and LD remembers the baby deer. Pour a glass of wine and listen to this episode...after Wheel or course.  -Crash & Burn  JOIN THE DISCORD htt...

Mega Ape (2023) Category: Cat vs. People 2/3 Bones brings a giant ape attack to the store. The dirty dudes break themselves trying to make sense of the shortest movie in 5DR history. Kron's attention to detail can't be cracked. Who needs a timeline and lighting when you have CGI. LD makes a rare apology and don't forget to ration and pay the electric bill.  -Crash & Burn  JOIN THE DISCORD http...

Uninvited (1988) Category: Cat vs. People 1/3 Kron opens up animal attacks with a mucho fun cat attack. LD admits he just watched the thumbnails. Bones has the poison in his blood. The dirty dudes decide that anyone can drive a boat. Is it a cat in a cat or a rat in a cat? Get to the Caymans before Deal or No Deal starts because this episode is mucho good fun.  -Crash & Burn  JOIN THE DISCORD...

The Rage (1997) Category: Wet Ass Busey 3/3 Son-of-a-Bitch! Bones is sick.  Dan’s internet hates him. Kron hates libraries, Goddammit. Get your custom made SLASHAT because The Dirty Dudes power through a new 5DR classic to finish off Wet Ass Busey.  -Crash & Burn  JOIN THE DISCORD https://discord.com/invite/3zP2SXKtfq QUESTIONS? EMAIL US AT 5dayrentalspodcast@gmail.com Theme by Dkrefft https:/...

Silver Bullet (1985) Category: Wet Ass Busey 2/3 Kron goes full moon and full Busey for the next pick. LD doesn't believe in 8K and hates on the Discord. Bones knows way too much information about Nancy Reagan. The dirty dudes go into jet packs, calendars and intelligence. So grab your Peacemaker and bark at the moon because it's a monster dog movie this week on 5DR.  -Crash & Burn  JOIN THE D...

Surviving the Game (1994) w/ Bob McCully Category: Wet Ass Busey 1/3 LD opens a big 'ol can of Busey and pours some maple syrup over it. The wonderful Bob McCully from Split Your Head joins in to try and survive 5DR. The dirty dudes get to the origin of Brenden Fraser. Kron has a hot dog dilemma and Bones creates the BirdSkull. Smoke 'em if you got 'em.  -Crash & Burn LISTEN TO SPLIT YOUR HEAD...

London Has Fallen (2016) Category: We're Doin' Crime Innt We 3/3 Kron wraps up the British crime spree with an American action movie and an apology. Bones and Kron show love for the ladies with buns in the oven. LD still wants to see the pee tape. The dirty dudes might all actually love Sweeney Todd. Trump/Lecter 2024, the royal guard, terrible CGI and much more. It's a good category. -Crash &...

Avengement (2019) Category: We're Doin' Crime Innt We 2/3 This week, LD continues the dive into the UK Underground with the ass-kicking Scott Adkins.  The dirty dudes discuss cutting their way out of jail, the Cadbury Egg and the “default” sex toys.  Kron has an issue with not getting all you pay for and Bones has to deal with continued clown attacks. -Crash & Burn  JOIN THE DISCORD https://di...

Sexy Beast (2000) Category: We're Doin' Crime Innt We 1/3 Bones brings British Crime to the Dirty Dudes and then retires. Kron wants the Lebowski version of Sexy Beast. The guys go all in on the C word, relive the 2000 Oscars and explain what macking is. LD retires and boulders are a real problem. Kron retires and the guys chat 5DR gum.  -Crash & Burn  JOIN THE DISCORD https://discord.com/invi...

Tuff Turf (1985) 5 STAR BANGER Bones brings a very underrated 80's movie to the 5 Star Banger library. Early Spader and young Iron Man join forces to take on the mean streets punks of Burbank. The guys chat teen movies, hangover cures and fingers. The guys ask if everything is just the joker and Kron does not enjoy the sounds of U2.  -Crash & Burn  JOIN THE DISCORD https://discord.com/invite/3...

Showgirls 2: Penny's From Heaven (2011)  Category: You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Pod is About You 3/3  You better stay prayed up for this one. LD brings the ultimate vanity project to the pod. The guys explain the difference between Everlast and Everclear. Bones let's everyone in on his CD collection. The Dirty Dudes create a new bar. Henkel and Nolte stop by for a chat. Make sure you h...

Longlegs (2024) 2 DAY RENTAL The dirty dudes take a few minutes to seriously discuss something that happened last weekend. Sometimes it’s time to put the silliness aside and chat about the things that bring us together. It’s Longlegs.  We chat about Longlegs.  Not that other thing that happened. -Crash & Burn JOIN THE DISCORD https://discord.com/invite/3zP2SXKtfq QUESTIONS? EMAIL US AT 5dayren...

The Gauntlet (1977) Category: You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Pod is About You 2/3 Bones is happy...he's feeling glad and he loves that Eastwood lad! The Dirty Dudes take a trip to 1977 and chat ice cream, RFK and those sweet ass Batman Forever cups. Kron is still obsessed with mudfloods. Kid Rock Coffee kicks off. Nate Hands is back and giving election advice. Metro is a cool word. LD an...

The Art of Dying (1991) Category: You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Pod is About You 1/3 Kron's vanity fully takes hold for this new category. The Dirty Dudes chat about how to hold a pizza the correct way. They figure out that rooftops are essential in all movies. The 5DR Phone Sex Line gets fired up. BDP finally shows back up, food in the bedroom and all cops are babes.  -Crash and Burn  ...

The Challenge (1982) Category: Direction Erection: John Frankenheimer 3/3 Bones buries this Direction Erection in the ground to end the category. Kron hates another main character. LD demands answers about Ronin. The dirty dudes go through the Top Ten Car Chases. Duels, throwing stars and boobage. Thanks to HIMS for sponsoring this week. Oh..and watch out for the Seagull. -Crash & Burn JOIN TH...