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Phantasm 3: The Lord of the Dead (1994) The Boxset The Dirty Dudes hit the midway point of the Phantasm boxset and Kron is thrilled to take them through it. LD shows up with a new responsibility and Bones proposes the question of just how long the show will go on. The guys give their in/out moments and LD challenges Kron's frisbee skills. -Brain & Drain  JOIN THE DISCORD  https://discord.com/i...

Iron Man 3 (2013) Category: That's Not Healthy 3/3 Bones finally rips the Marvel Band-Aid off and brings a billion dollars to 5DR with the last pick for the category. Laundry Dan is fittingly sick for the episode. Kron doesn't know much about Marvel movies but knows a lot about a certain Space Jam character. NEW RULE: Sully is an Avenger and Miami is Horny Town. Thanks to Red Robin for sponsoring...

Brain Damage (1988) Category: That's Not Healthy 2/3 The Dirty Dudes are frothing at the mouth to get back to something familiar after last week's "serious" film analysis with a real director. But perhaps they flew too close to the sun on the wings of intelligence. They chat about Ken Burns, hooves, ChatGPT and just go all around Too Hard.  -Crash & Burn JOIN THE DISCORD  https://discord.com/i...

Swallow (2019) w/ Jill Gevargizian Category: That's Not Healthy 1/3 LD makes everyone open up and swallow some heavy material with the new category. He also brings in the director of The Stylist (2020) Jill Gevargizian to join in on all the fun. They chat about what they would eat around the house. What their favorite ice cream was as kids. LD tells a hilarious Kid Rock joke as well. Go hug someon...

5 STAR BANGER Thief (1981) Kron is the first man's Mann to bring Mann to the show. It's a 5 STAR BANGER with all the right night moves. The dirty dudes get in deep with Frank's character. They can't stay away from the Heat and Swordfish talk. The guys ask the age old question of what does a brain smell like. They go over the details of Kron's funeral and milk button. -Crash & Burn JOIN THE DIS...

Phantasm 2 (1988) The Boxset The dirty dudes continue to peel back more layers of the Phantasm world. The guys talk crossbow vs flamethrower. They learn that The Cuda is pretty much the coolest car ever. Kron is still going on about Bullshots. A Nightmare on Kroger Street is born, Bones vs a 4x4 and John Mayer is brought up as well. Oh...and a Lt. Dan Game. -Brain & Drain JOIN THE DISCORD http...

The Swimmer (1968) Category: The English Class TV Cart 3/3 Kron takes the dirty dudes on a nice fall swim to wrap up the category. The guys find out about ducking. They wonder what the Kevin James remake would look like. The guys talk way too much about getting stuck. Kron becomes obsessed with Bullshots. Hotdog carts, Cash Cab and Nate Hands. I could lift you bro. -Crash & Burn JOIN THE DISCO...

Rumble Fish (1983) Category: The English Class TV Cart 2/3 Laundry Dan brings in more teen angst but this time in black and chrome. Kron can't find a Barnes & Noble to save his life. The boys do their version of Jeopardy and get a little carried away with the sexy talk. French Bones chimes in as well. THE MOTORCYCLE BOY RAINS  -Crash & Burn  JOIN THE DISCORD https://discord.com/invite/3zP2...

The Outsiders (1983) Category: The English Class TV Cart 1/3 The dirty dudes grease up their hair and double up on smoking for this new category. The guys talk their last meals, becoming a tighter group and some sex talk. The guys fall hard for poetry and dream about living in the same cuc-de-sac. It might get a little dusty. Don't take a field trip to an abandoned church. -Crash and Burn JOIN THE...

Phantasm (1979) WELCOME BACK TO THE BOXSET The dirty dudes return to The Boxset to cover the Phantasm series. There are many unanswered questions but the guys really don't seem to care. Kron wants to bring back the all in one barber shop. Bones can't get a hair appointment to save his life. Laundry Dan is happy that he can see the piss. The gang is very excited to see all those shiny sliver balls....

Spawn (1997) Category: SPOOKY SEASON 3/3 The bocce tournament finishes up with George from Best Little Horror House in Philly and DK from Nerds, Geeks & The Kitchen Sink to chat the spookiest comic book movie ever made. The guys play Daniel Day Poo, take a trip to Rack City, and talk shotguns in this undogpileable episode. New Line were still waiting on the call. -Crash and Burn Listen to BLHH...

Resurrection (1999) Category: SPOOKY SEASON 2/3 The bocce ball tournament rages on as the guys bring in Nick & Brantley from Horror Drafts to talk a serial killer flick that kind of reminds them of some other movie. Cajon Kron shows up with a new pal. The guys go into the lay out of Bones house and dream about PodSlam 2024. And then they get hit by a bus. -Crash & Burn  Listen to Horror Dr...

Near Dark (1987) Category: SPOOKY SEASON 1/3 With a chill in the air and chili in the crock pot the dirty dude are ready for their first Spooky Season. The guys bring in Murph & Greg from The Weekly Podcast Massacre to deliver some terror to the store. The guys joke on James Cameron, ask legit questions about vampires and reveal who was a C-Section baby. Kron goes Bill Clinton and the boys rec...

THE BOXSET The dirty dudes say goodbye to the greatest show of the 90's. The guys cover the last 2 episodes of Thunder in Paradise. The boys get into what a bad father Hulk is. Laundry Dan wonders if he knows who Diplo is, Bones goes Behind Blue Eyes and Kron can't stop saying ROBOMAN. They talk about the moon landing and Cheeks City as well. Stick around to see what will be covered in the next bo...

Knock Off (1998) Category: THE BIG 3 (But Really Not The 3 You Want) 3/3 Laundry Dan finishes up the category strong by bringing in JCVD and Chris from Mount Molehill. The guys chat a little about toilet paper workers. Bones goes Bond once again and of course Human Centipede just wont stay dead. The guys change up MFK and talk JNCO as well. Tie those PUMMAS extra tight because this is a long Ricks...

Invasion U.S.A. (1985) Category: THE BIG 3 (But Really Not The 3 You Want) 2/3 The one-man army of Bones finally brings Chuck Norris to 5DR. The boys continue The Big 3 fight and do some bad Eastwood impressions. This movie is no plot and all uzi. LD wants to send Kron to basic training. The classic boxer v briefs comes up. Cajan Kron shows up and who is Jerry Cantrell? Don't forget your armadillo...

On Deadly Ground (1994) Category: THE BIG 3 (But Really Not The 3 You Want) 1/3 Kron takes the dirty dudes on a vision quest with one of Action Movies most talented hand slappers. Laundry Dan shares some new lingo. Bones tells a great Lost story. The guys cruise a little bit more and have some Batman talk all while Steven Seagal saves Alaska. Put Your Hands Up! -Crash and Burn JOIN THE DISCORD   h...

5 STAR BANGER The VVitch (2015) The dirty dudes reward themselves with a 5 STAR BANGER and may have signed their souls over to Black Philip. LD brings the slow burn with Robert Eggers first feature. The guys go deep into the New England folktale and really examine the beauty, brilliance and the dread of this delicious film.  - Crash and Burn  JOIN THE DISCORD https://discord.com/invite/3zP2SXKtfq...

The Boxset  Paradise might be taking a toll on the dirty dudes as they near the finish line for the greatest show of the 90's. The guys cover an episode where a man wants to blow up a space ship with a snake or something like that. Then learn the real meaning of BROTHERHOOD with the origin story of the greatest villain of the 90's. Hammerhead returns -Splash & Burn  JOIN THE DISCORD https://di...

The Hunted (2003) Category: Cat & Mouse 3/3 The dudes pay their respects to William Friedkin. Dan locks down a new season 2 sponsor. Kron still has no idea how to play a classic Windows game. And Bones admits to something he maybe shouldn’t have. The guys also cement Cruising as a future 5DR pick someday. FRIEDKIN FOREVER -Crash and Burn  JOIN THE DISCORD https://discord.com/invite/3zP2SXKtfq...

Hannibal (2001) Category: Cat & Mouse 2/3 Kron serves up a nice helping of Cat & Mouse with one of Hollywood's most iconic villains or in this case a hero. The dirty dudes get in deep right from the start. It's almost a full on movie review until Pete Kidman shows up again. The guys come up with the new FMK and everyone's favorite weirdo makes an appearance as well.  -Crash and Burn JOIN T...

Mute Witness (1995) Category: Cat & Mouse 1/3 The Dirty Dudes return with Season 2!!  Laundry Dan takes them through Mute Witness, the first pick for the new category, Cat & Mouse. Kron’s Nicole Kidman crush leads to a new perv dropping by the show.  Bones can’t help but be creepy and the dudes come up with a way to fix Congress. -Crash & Burn  JOIN THE DISCORD https://discord.com/invi...

Bones takes the listener through some of the Season 1 Cold Open Highlights. Thanks for all the love and support. See you in August. -CRASH & BURN JOIN THE DISCORD https://discord.com/invite/3zP2SXKtfq  

SEASON 2 CATEGORY & MOVIE REVEAL JOIN THE DISCORD https://discord.com/invite/3zP2SXKtfq -CRASH & BURN 

Our great friend George from The Best Little Horror House in Philly invited us on his show for a Legal Thriller. 5DR take on the gavel and wigs to slam judgement between George and Machete Greg from The Weekly Podcast Massacre. The boys brought in the muscle of Brantley from Horror Drafts to make sure things went smooth. Thanks to George once again. Please support our friends wonderful shows. They...