30 Going On 13

In this episode we discuss America's sweetheart Moo Deng, the societal downfall brought by Hawk Tuah girl, having to triage your ailments, Liv's upcoming hole-onoscopy appointment, Maddy getting shafted by her live-in model scout, being performative with Animorph books, the loathsome nature of Rita Repulsa's hat, reverse visual ASMR, a new horror flick from MadLiv Productions and SO MUCH MORE!!! T...

In this episode we discuss Alexa PenaVega's casting as young HH, when the infamous "prodigal son returns", H2 as Blake Lively's inspo, the dubiousness of the Dorothy gumbo pot of spheres technology, printing mapquest directions, the unspoken secret that the nerds are the bullies, HH's psycho sexual obsession with tornados, how Jami Gertz is the hero, how you shouldn't bring your doggie storm chasi...

In this episode we discuss the lack of response to the trump shark image, the movies our high school teachers played in class that had nothing to do with the subject, our fellow Canadian Justin Chatwin, how Samue was totally right about ice, the archetype of "man who puts science above everything", whether those masks on planes are even real, the quintessential childhood Pompei phase, these people...

In this episode we discuss having ciabatta bread for the first time, how the greatest comedy bit ever performed was by a shark, admitting to pimp my riding a shark, the quintessential monkey bar scene, having to deliver the line “come to mama” as an actor, water shoes aka the ultimate boner killer, singing and dancing at the sight of your work in smitherenes and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listenin...

In this episode we discuss our never ending saga with terrible hairlines, Liv's fairytale trip to the farm, how hot Maddy looks in her new movie, the prospect of us doing the apple dance, the mystery of Thomas Jane, thinking the same was Samu, how terrifying the majesty of the ocean is, the rules of parole for a shark wrangler, catios for humans, the physics of the shark platform in the Austin Pow...

In this episode we discuss all the staples of “lake sweet lake” style cottagecore, the worst story you’ll ever hear in your life, hating Jared P cause of Dean from Gilmore Girls, why no one wanted to watch Smallville, how Jensen Ackles is the most underrated hunk, how JDM is the ultimate life partner, the scariness of "person on ceiling" vs. "person in corner", the viability of being a demon hunte...

In this episode we discuss the no-mans land that is Facebook its the bday army, converting Maddy to the deodorant-on-thigh method, Liv discovering Chappell Roan, the cozy childhood Reba experience, how actors don’t get to be rich anymore, if Reba had Sabrina Carpenter bangs, 90’s kitchen aesthetic, Barbara Jean as the young hot thang, wanting to get a scalp cleaning, barebacking a woven garbage ba...

In this episode we discuss all the super kewl terms for marijuana, the origin story of Boston Pizza, how millennials tried to ruin dogs with doggos & toe beans, how much our babies look like us, all the mudslinging going on on the Patreon, emotional support iced coffees, mad love for MLP and her traumatic history, the brilliance of Elizabeth Perkins, how the twains of s*x and family should never m...

In this episode we discuss being fungal queens, the truth behind what ringworm is, a god awful experience dining on King West, a play by play account of our first time watching a live performance of guacamole, temperature freaks, wanting the Wonderbread of tacos, our brains utterly refusing to accept knowledge about things we find boring, these strangers we watched named Mike and Pops, how demolit...

In this episode we discuss our never ending support for big business, if the internet might just be a bad thing after all, being ready for a baby in your 50s, a huge development in the Shawn Ashmore saga, coming out as artists (in the month of pride no less), how push pins immediately evoke duotangs, making frames out of sponges aka the worst craft ever made, how impressive the big art attacks wit...

In this episode we discuss all the constructs and schemas we break down via nostalgia (which isn’t cringe), the madlibs that is the genre of “Canadian improvised soap-opera”, the legend of the McDonald’s caboose, being at peace with North West being Simba, mystery smells, Facebook memories of humiliating past statuses, how when you see something (a bad show) you need to say something (horrible abo...

In this episode we discuss the latest news in the chip world with Lays super mash bro mashups, Maddy's infamous work relationship with her peer Shawn Ashmore and Liv's unfounded hate-on for him, getting negged by Youtube, the problem with teen paramedics, being activists for the group PAF (Podcasters Against Fireworks), how people ought to eat noodles instead of baby eels, using a cucumber to prac...

In this episode we discuss an amazing new segment called "Burden Of The Week", the newly released Tim Horton's flatbreads, the varying boiling points of a microwave pizza, doing a Supersize Me but for brain by feeding your brain junk food, being an unfluencer, when your phone blows up after giving your number for condo pre-build info, clickbait about the sun baby, all the phallic symbols, the era...

In this episode we discuss our issues with all the money men dogging us, the sock wars waging online, Liv's disdain for the current fashion trends, the OG classic dog names, the b-team roster of "before school shows", being sad that Wishbones dead, what happened to the silky smooth bowl cut hair after the bowl cut, how perfect all the costumes were on WB, how much the "pound" was featured in 90s k...

In this episode we discuss an insane My Strange Addiction circa 2024 update which involves a wine tour of eating cush, Liv’s Chipotle hack that went haywire, Maddy’s garbage bag of buns, the horror of a grown woman crying about being “deflowered”, debunking nosebleed tactics, the endless comedy of bigs with littles, the era of foot-in-toilet syndrome, the signature Ashton shrill voice and Brittany...

In this episode we discuss Maddy's professional jealousy of Joe Rogan, EQAO season and 3-sided mini cubicles, a listener story about making their own Coyote Ugly bar that only served water, Tyra Banks shadowing a homeless person, our eternal love for Brittany Murphy aka the Queen of Charm, being a Butterfly Effect girl, Liv's infamous eerie childhood photography, the female millennial obsession wi...

In this episode we discuss being in love with Ty Pennington even though he probs stinks weird, learning about "Tree Man" aka the first time Maddy ever felt empathy, liking our cream eggs soft boiled, hating the name "Amy Wynn",  all the "comedy" no one asked for, Sesame Street Bluenotes t-shirts as the original band tee, the hidden goofs and gags amidst the sped up scenes, the era of green & white...

In this episode we discuss our newest show idea of a detective who uses sticky feet to collect evidence, how Trading Spaces has been wiped from existence, a listener's celeb encounter with Stacy London, an update on the TCO feat. Mini Eggs mash up, how stupid the word "clodhopper" is, our first times (with true crime, duh), using nougat as methodone to wean off cushion, Liv's reveal of her own str...

In this episode we discuss our trials and tribulations with parenting small rodents,  how terrifying it would be to live in the early wild west days of reality tv, getting revenge on the people who nominated you, how "fashionable" Stacy and Clinton are, the specific type of trauma incurred by the subjects of reality tv,  getting absolutely ripped to shreds while in  a 3-way mirror aka the most vul...

In this episode we discuss “The 4 S’s” of non-negotiable film genres, Oleato and lavender lattes, the Mini Egg & TCO supermash bros style mashup we’ve all been waiting for, comparing regional tv channels and Pizza Pizza phone numbers, the childhood/adulthood shock of seeing Kate’s belly, Leah being a “tiny controller”, whether we owe Kate an apology, the type of person who would become an AOD (Ang...

In this episode we discuss Maddy choosing to not go into the family foley artist business, NYC baseball teams (weird), whether you're legally allowed to bully kids if they're rich, the worst year in fashion history aka 2009, scull scarves, the poor man's rich Chuck Bass, the money laundering scheme called Operation Smile, being burnt out at 10 y.o, Sebastian's sick addiction to "hooking up", hideo...

In this episode we discuss the sinister conspiracy involving mid-level celebrities and the game Royal Match, the signature filter of Canadian tv, getting attacked by 90's font, not being able to relate to the human experience of wearing a chef souffle hat, whether this show is just a giant health ed video for/by parents, stuffing your bra with ping pong balls and Nespresso pods, the scariest scene...

Guess what we talk about in this episode? Maddy's insane "economic theories" with no basis, 123-let-me-watch-this.com, low rise jeans making us sick with little tops, an internet outage occurs, resonating with Johnny Drama, HATING TURTLE the sex pest, doing a captcha with Turtle, Hummer "cars" HUMVEES, terrible service at THE GAP, Vince being a secretly bad actor, waiting for the moment we have ou...

In this episode we discuss how loose lipped we got during our live show, the way GusGus carries cheese, our take on the new seasons of True Detective and Fargo, Drake's leaked (long?) dick pic, the name Riley Stone as a perfect pornstar name, Lois' voluminous mom hair, Reese's standard issue spikey hair, the 2000s boom of pig-based pranks, Liv's experience with a pregnant Bhad Baby bully, how you...

In this episode we discuss how Winners is a full twilight zone, having hammerhead shark style tits, needing a masters in geometry to figure out bra sizes, the legality of eating chicken and mustard, our feelings about psychics, the perma shit cloud we’ve manifested, how every teenage girl from the 70s/80s was always packing up the car and moving to LA, the Hannah Montana brother-style wig of Allis...