30 Going On 13

In this episode we discuss being Barbara Bush-types, Olivia's PTSD from a childhood birthday party, propaganda from Big Girlfriend, our stance as non-partisan re:Cam Diaz, ultra low-cut pants, primary colours in the 2000's, sharp and sepia tone hair, Christians love of wakeboarding, "bajiggity", oversized Von Dutch chef's hats, American bikinis, texting while motorcycling, overdosing on wack, Madd...

In this episode we discuss how much we don't care about graduations, Tom Cruise's middle tooth, clunching our pearls, Jennifer Love Hewitt's lacklustre lewk, our teenage revenge outfits, Olivia getting in trouble at work for wearing suspenders, how much we hate SSR aka Silk Shirt Ron, the mystery that is racketeering, bringing full blown cameras to the bar, FB albums for Wednesday nights and park...

In this episode we discuss the death of iconic children's movie music, dogs that are worth dying for (all), the ghost rules for dating my teenage daughter, Maddy's oral thrush (puke), Winona's stalagmite/stalagtite bangs, making headbands out of thongs, breaking the female class clown glass ceiling, Olivia's inexplicable attraction to Beetlejuice, whether or not the Houghs choreographed this movie...

In this episode we discuss Maddy's brush with fame on the Much Music red carpet, chai tea lattes from Second Cup, CMM's status as a freaky nasty boy, the fun vibes from a bonfire teen city hangout, operating Ipod shuffles while driving, country blumpkins, muddling wax, the breakout performance of the 15 inch fan belt, how scary Fantasia is, the 90s craze of spherical metal contraptions in horror,...

In this episode we discuss Maddy's past as a teen witch (and the victim of an email psychic scheme), teenage witches on Tik Tok, Travis Birkenstock, staring at gel pens for hours because of Matilda, our stance as a pro-Sopranos podcast, the perfection of casting Fairuza Balk as a witch, the lack of roofing businesses in LA, wasting spells, playing Ouija boards and light as a feather, condo rates i...

In this episode we discuss renting movies off of Youtube, the days of Limewire, our love of Razr scooters, Olivia's controversial anti-Genovian stance, the undeniable chemistry between Joe and the Queen, taking 23&me tests to score secret grandmas and grandpas, the iconic makeup look of stark black eyeliner on the bottom, Canada's Wonderland folklore, being an a-Paolo-gist, Pure Periwinkle ASMR, t...

In this episode we discuss Anne Hathaway's "je ne sais quoi" hate-able qualities (Hathaway-heads don't "@" us!!!), click bait about celeb transformations, watching The Swan as a family, mini vans with DVD players, our irrational phobia of teens, the best makeover scene of all time, spiting your peers by being a secret princess, Maddy's conspiracy theories about why Olivia doesn't remember anything...

In this episode we discuss getting CMM induced C-sickness, single dad narratives, our obsession with current day Big Duff, the Goo Goo Dolls, Olivia's love of high school panning shots, the era of MSN & firehotquotes.com, car wash shops, what Maddy's ex ordered at Booster Juice, Diner Girl trauma, "brown and blue" as a revolutionary colour combo, and just generally our feelings of #highschoolforev...

In this episode we discuss the classic LiLo girl vs. Duff girl rivalry, our unfounded scientific theories about the human memory, the institution that was MSN Messenger, Maddy's formative experience at an LA movie theatre, Lizzie Maguire's parents, Ren from Even Stevens, Olivia's subconscious transformation into a "Diner Girl", staircase reveals, brown & blue as a revolutionary colour combo and "C...

In this episode we talk about our extreme sexual attraction to Kenickie, watching sex scenes with parents, the defamation of Stockard Channing, the Scorpions' team uniform, the insidiousness of Grease intonations, the eternal question "what came first the chicken or the Crater Face", the dynamics of the student/auto-shop teacher relationship, the fact that we are hopelessly devoted to spite and ul...

In this episode we discuss our Pro-Grease politics, the staples of childhood living rooms, Olivia's homemade trundle situation, Maddy's lifelong fixation with the flying car, the complex evolution of our feelings about Rizzo, we play some fun-filled games and we have an EXPLOSIVE, life-altering revelation.  Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 

In this episode we talk the era of chunky highlights, Maddy's dreams of getting the ultimate Rock n' Roll revenge, guitar pick meet-cutes, the logistics of the Lilo soul in a JLC body/JLC soul in a Lilo body debacle, the physics of crowd surfing at daytime talk show, and the straight up horror show that is CMM in this film.  Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 

In this episode we talk about Maddy's affinity for CMM, the vast ocean that is the age gap of Grade 6 to Grade 8, Olivia's religious views as a Lilo-ist, baby charcuterie boards, being Jamie Lee Curtis-intolerant, the logistics of a body switch narrative, our eternal desire to be rock chicks, and just generally how haunted we are by this film. Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-p...

In this episode we talk about Rock n' Roll teens, horniness for pranking, Olivia's alternate realm wherein Mandy Moore is pornographic, the politics of the theatre community, tighttighttight curls, and as always Maddy uses the pod as an engine to showcase her vocal prowess.  Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 

In this episode we discuss Maddy's astral projection to a time of deep trauma, the origin of Austin Powers-Danny Zuko hybrids aka Danny Powers, the science behind 10 as the magic age, holding friends hostage on the phone, Maddy showcases her stunning vocal abilities,  and whether or not the captain of the Titanic cried.  Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 

In this episode we talk about Jamiroquai musicals, how COOL cigarettes are, the main character of this film: Jody's bad feet, where in the world is Carmen San Diego but more importantly Maureen's bangs, Jody's bad feet again, dance duels, the logistics of driving a motorcycle on stage, and ultimately more about Jody's bad feet.  Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 

In this episode we talk about Maddy's career as a competitive dancer, Sandy from The OC, more about Maddy's dance career,  the clothing brand "Amelia Von Frank", Austin Powers/Danny Zuko hybrids and more about Maddy's dance career.  Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone!