Clarissa and Kourtney
30, Dirty & Dying
Did anyone else expect to be 30, flirty, and thriving at the big 3-0? So did Clarissa and Kourtney, longtime friends and the hosts of the millennial podcast tackling life, death, and just getting through each day. From our cringe early social media posts and all things 90s/2000s millennial nostalgia to current feelings on getting older and mental health struggles, we’re getting real about what it’s like for us on this side of 30. And trying to have a good time along the way. Intro/Outro/Various Sound Effect: Defunct, Metre, Free Music Archive D2, Amarent, Free Music Archive, Various, Free Musi...
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Episodes
Counting Down Our Favorite Millennial Podcast Episodes 05.06.2025 56:56
It's the Season 7 Finale, and Kourtney and Clarissa are finishing up the "season of favorite things" with an ultimate bracket to determine their favorite episodes of their favorite millennial podcast ... this one! First, your cohosts are taking a trip back in time to 2001, and then it's on to a bracket that puts each of their top episodes of the pod head-to-head. Early seasons versus the current s...
An Ultimate Trip Back in Time: The Early 2000s 29.05.2025 50:16
If your favorite segment of 30 D&D is Back in Time, this is the show you can't miss. Kourtney and Clarissa are diving into one of their favorite parts of making the podcast for an ultimate super mega trip to relive the early 2000s. From the games they played on Gameboy Color to the glittery items they searched for at Claire's, your cohosts are reliving a bunch of their memories from Y2K onward...
Reliving 'Holes' 22.05.2025 45:02
This week, Clarissa and Kourtney are grabbing their shovels to dig up some memories on 'Holes.' They're reliving everything from Kissin' Kate Barlow to the famous D-Tent Boys rap, plus discussing what hits a little differently watching the childhood favorite as 30-somethings. So hop on the bus and head to Camp Green Lake with your sick, sad millennial cohosts. Plus, they're making a stop in the mi...
Millennial Movie Quote Trivia 15.05.2025 52:41
This week, your favorite sick, sad millennials are playing a trivia game full of quotes from the movies of the 90s and 2000s! Kourtney and Clarissa are quizzing each other on the most quotable movie moments they can remember … and a few deep cuts as well. Disney princesses, 90s classics, rap battles, and more! Plus a trip to 2014 to discuss what your hosts were doing on social media and how they f...
Triple Dipping: Appetizer and Bread Bracket 08.05.2025 41:19
It's the season of eating out on the restaurant patios, sipping drinks and splitting apps with friends. In that spirit, your cohosts are using this episode to narrow down some of their favorites between restaurant breads and appetizers -- obviously in a bracket format. This episode is millennial chaos, with debate, memories, and a flavor of fun and friendship best served on a spring day. Plus, a t...
Real Talk on Toxic Positivity 01.05.2025 47:17
Your favorite sick, sad millennials are back for a real talk session unpacking the concept of Toxic Positivity. Clarissa and Kourtney are discussing what the phenomenon means to them, what they feel can be negative about it, what some research says about it, and how its impacted their own mental health over the years. Plus, take a trip back to 2011 to relive the days of owl jewelry, early social m...
Playing a Game of Millennial Life Chaos 24.04.2025 44:51
Unprecedented times, recessions, Y2K, nostalgia, and so much more is in the cards this week as your cohosts play a homemade game inspired by the millennial chaos we're all facing every day. Inspired in part by the Game of Life card game, Kourtney and Clarissa put together a card game to encapsulate the aging millennial/3o, Dirty & Dying experience with all the ups, downs, and existential dread...
Reliving Our Favorite Reality Dating Shows of the 2000s 17.04.2025 53:53
This week, Clarissa and Kourtney are remembering the early days of reality dating shows, especially the "of Love" variety on VH1. They each relived some memories from their favorites, including Rock of Love, Flavor of Love, Daisy of Love, I Love New York, and a Shot at Love, and are breaking down all the chaos. Catchphrases, characters, concerns, and more are all up for discussion -- plus a trip b...
30-Something Book Club! 10.04.2025 53:05
It’s time for book club — 30, Dirty & Dying edition. The season of favorite things continues with a chat about your cohosts’ favorite pastime. Clarissa and Kourtney are sharing their most recent reads, bookish opinions, and how being 30ish affects their tastes. Plus, a trip back to 1992! Content Warning: Spoilers ahead. Due to the books used for this episode, there is brief discussion about vi...
Building the Ultimate Millennial Soundtrack 03.04.2025 41:39
This week, Kourtney and Clarissa are playing a game combining their two favorite sources of nostalgia: Movies and Music! Your cohosts are finding the perfect songs from all eras of the millennial experience including late 80s, 90s, Y2K, 2000s, and 2010s, and pairing them with movie scenes you know and love. Professing love with a boombox. Fight scenes. Car chases. Betrayals. Happy endings. They're...
Real Talk on Ticking Biological Clocks 27.03.2025 48:10
Kourtney and Clarissa are back with a real talk where they're revisiting a conversation from back in Season One all about the pressure to have kids. This time around, they're both a little older and have some more perspective on their decisions around having kids -- including what they think a "ticking biological clock" even feels like and how it affects their choices. Plus, they're going back to...
Would You Rather for 30-Somethings 13.03.2025 47:27
From aching joints and indigestion to Neopets and MySpace days, this week Clarissa and Kourtney are playing a few rounds of "Would You Rather" fit for the 30 Dirty & Dying crowd. Your favorite sick, sad millennials are weighing their options on nostalgic choices and some hypotheticals that sound a lot different once you're past 30 than they might have in your teens and 20s. Plus, a Back in Tim...
Chaotic Trivia Variety Show 2 06.03.2025 42:33
This week, Kourtney and Clarissa bring in a special guest to help them play another round of Chaotic Trivia Variety Show, featuring questions on everything from fried chicken and sports to LOTR. And, the millennial team is taking a trip back to 1994 to relive all the nostalgia and more. Disclaimer: This is an entertainment podcast based on individual perspective, experience, and opinion. The conte...
The Best of the Best: 90s/2000s Nostalgia 27.02.2025 53:54
Your favorite millennial cohosts are back with another game in the season of fav things. This week's is somewhat inspired by the Family Feud format, and Kourtney and Clarissa are using that to guess the top spots in nostalgic categories. They're putting their knowledge to the test on boy bands, movie franchises, pop punk, 90s candies, popular millennial/zillennial names, and so much more. Plus, a...
Aging Millennials Talk Dumb Ways to Die 20.02.2025 38:26
CW: Some discussion, though often comedic, about death, dying, and accidents throughout. Be advised. Remember that show "1000 Ways to Die?" This week your cohosts are using some of the media from their youth -- like that show and Final Destination to name a couple -- to destigmatize death a bit by talking through some of those pop culture memories and what strange ways to go stuck with them over t...
Millennial Music Trivia: Lyrical Palooza 13.02.2025 45:32
This week, Clarissa and Kourtney are playing fan-favorite game Millennial Music Trivia, but with their favorite spin -- and it's all about the lyrics. Your hosts are taking turns quizzing each other on 90s and 2000s song lyrics without the music to try and figure out the artist, title, and the rest of the words. From Eminem to Celine Dion, it's time to grab some favorite nostalgic playlist tracks...
Real Talk: When Changing Mental Health Meets Your Love Life 06.02.2025 40:06
This week it's time for the first real talk of the season, and your cohosts are discussing two of the subjects closest to their hearts that they enjoy exploring most: Mental Health and Relationships. Your favorite sick, sad millennials are doing a deep dive into their own experiences with how one's changing mental health can affect romance. As two millennials with mental illnesses and histories wh...
Reliving The Parent Trap! 30.01.2025 39:38
This week, Kourtney and Clarissa are spelling out L-O-V-E as they relive the 1998 version of "The Parent Trap." From a young Lindsay Lohan to a wild custody arrangement, your cohosts rewatched this classic as 30-somethings to break down the good, the bad, and the nostalgic. Is it an adorable love story, or is it co-parenting gone horribly wrong? They're breaking it down, and taking a trip back to...
30-Somethings Play List-O-Mania! 23.01.2025 42:08
Your hosts are making some lists and things are getting chaotic from there! This week, Kourtney and Clarissa are playing a millennial chaos style game they're calling list-o-mania, where they each tell each other the items on random lists and guess the category. From favorite tv quotes to flashbacks to math class, the season of favorite things rages on with a silly game that is helping your cohost...
More Millennial Conspiracy Theories 16.01.2025 58:15
Season 7 is here and your fav sick, sad millennials are dubbing it the season of embracing their favorite things -- including a part two to one of our favorite throwbacks from Season 1. As children of the early internet, we're no strangers to conspiracy theory rabbit holes and for this episode we dove back in to talk about some of the lighter ones we find most interesting. Now don't worry -- this...
A Seasonal Season Finale: Holiday Dessert Showdown! 12.12.2024 47:08
It's the Season 6 finale and the 2024 holiday episode your favorite millennial podcast, and your cohosts are taking it to the dessert tray for one more bracket-style competition. This has been the season of brackets, so Clarissa and Kourtney are ending a great feast of episodes with something sweet. They're putting your favorite holiday desserts head-to-head to find out what's the best -- at least...
30-Somethings Ask: What Could Have Been? 05.12.2024 45:18
Kourtney and Clarissa are back for another episode of your favorite millennial podcast, and this week they are taking a walk down memory lane with some "what-if's" in mind. Everyone has those moments where they wonder what could have been? What if you took that other job? What if you didn't meet your spouse? What if you didn't cancel that third date? This week, your cohosts are asking themselves q...
Real Talk: Going No Contact 28.11.2024 52:06
This week as many folks are gathering around the Thanksgiving table, Clarissa and Kourtney are sitting down for a real talk episode all about what happens when the table starts to look a little different. Going no contact has become more talked about in society, and is a tough decision to make with family, friends, and other loved ones. The holidays can be an especially difficult time for those wh...
Hear Us Out: Fictional Characters We're Attracted To 21.11.2024 41:53
From cartoon villains and candles to obscure movie characters, Kourtney and Clarissa are taking on the "Hear Me Out Cake" concept to discuss the fictional characters who have struck their fancy over the years. Some are conventionally attraction while others are, a stretch of the imagination. But your cohosts are breaking it all down after a trip Back in Time to 1995. Disclaimer: This is an enterta...
Playing Millennial Pop Culture Guess Who! 14.11.2024 36:45
Were you ever a guest star on Gilmore Girls? Were you an early 2000s heartthrob? Are you a singer in a band? Were you a genie in a bottle? These are just a few of the questions Kourtney and Clarissa are throwing back and forth this week as the play a rapid-fire, homemade, and millennial-fied adaptation of the Guess Who game. With a particular focus on the early and mid 2000s, pop culture figures,...
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