3, 2, 1, Haiku!

Hello!   Is there even a single thing that tastes better gluten free? Is there a better way to do weekends? Where does the “poly” in polycule come from?   Bye!

TGIF!!!   We have a new mascot (you probably won’t be surprised), we chat what liquor we don’t like (you might be surprised), and we don’t need a lot of conversation… except for pod. Obvs.   Farewell, old chap!

Hullo!   We don’t know what constitutes a pud, the false sense of security from an older dad, and Jordan’s sleeper agent trigger phrase.   Goodbye!

Hi hi hi!   Oliver must be gifted a treasure to learn tables, we name the 8th day of the week, and we discover the joys of snuck. Come along! Snuck is great!   Bye bye bye!

Good evening!   Oliver writes the intro and Kayla LOVES it, the passionate relationship of ice hand and hot water, and the moon must go at least 30 calibre,   Bye evening!

Hup hup!   We go to business school on the beach, an excitable thud in a lemur world, and the joys of a good PowerPoint.   Chup chup!   References: Weird neck thing Kayla has

Everything’s great!   None of this is interesting for anyone, shiverable words, and the difference between shopping lists and menus.   Everything’s fine!

Why hello!   Kayla names 5 REALLY annoying things, we set a record for the amount of times the word “donkey” is said in a podcast, and do ghosts only think about their reason to leave?   Why bye!  

G’day!   Obviously Santa sees you when you’re showering, everything, in fact, was not blurrier at night, and what should be in a mystery box (like maybe so many marbles.)   G’night!   References: Santana

Heyooo!   Oliver has SO much fun, the wonderful powers we’d have if we could morph, and we do a topical chat about Melbourne’s new train stations.   Byeee!   References: Connex

Weehoo!!!   How do we make horses sexier? What type of branch are you? We know what we are. And don’t pod at the doctor.   Beeboo!!!   References: Horses   Trees

Hi!   We practice healthy communication, a good healthy communicative chat about breakfast, and we healthily understand stuff about teachers.   Bye!

Yippee!   We’ve finally got a pretty big sponsor for the pod, the toilet situation could become animate, and paying homage to the fabric of tutus (not Sir Desmond.)   Les bye!

Want more?!   Oliver likes Kayla’s jumper, Kayla and Oliver do not dance the same, and Oliver knows Kayla will never fill a bath good (temperature-wise.)   That’s it! This is the end of it all today! Pack up and go home everybody!

Wassup?!   Turns out Oliver was a helpful boy all along, why do we do the same bad things over and over again huh?, and Oliver and Kayla WILL Greco-Roman wrestle each other.   Bye. Go. Now.   References: Greco-Roman wrestling

Wowee!!!   Kayla would never go on The Voice, re-writing the narrative of “is this thing on?”, and the malfunctioning journey of speech from brain to mouth.   Byeee!!!

Last day yay!   Oliver tells Kayla 5 things, Oliver’s a little piss puddle, and you can’t calm Kayla in total darkness.   (We’ll be back next week moi xx)   References: Waterfalls

Hull! O!   Oliver isn’t doing a prank, it would be tragic to celebrate just one fart, and do you have a hard palate like Port Philip Bay?   By! E!   *Sorry Oliver’s audio is all weird! We know how to fix it for next time!!!

Welcome on in!!!   They’ll LOVE Kayla in purgatory, the one profession where necks are not preferred, and a sustainable museum/fart solution.   Get on out!!!   References: Waterworld   S.T.E.M.

Oooo!!!   Better than a flat toad on a highway, dropping a beloved person off at the morgue, and what Sea Monkeys really are.   Aaaa!!!   *Lil note: the audio is a bit funky in this one, sorry!   References: Sea-Monkeys

Hey hi!   Oliver does a whole pop quiz, the language of dolphins, and Bella really wants to eat Oliver’s callouses (because she’s an architect of sorts.)   Goodbye bye!

WE MADE IT!!!   Oliver had a unique birthday suit, our body is doing everything perfectly, and we name nearly everything that the dust could be.   FRIDAYAYAYAY!!!

Yahoo!!!   We introduce you to the concept of the Haiku Warehouse, everyone needed dog medication and so we must improve pharmacies, and the obvious reason why Oliver likes Pac-Man.   Thanks for stopping by!!!   References: Pac-Man

M’lord!   Kayla figures out why boys look like dreamboats, Oliver would be the most annoying fossil, and are we talking bidet or Bee Day?   M’lady!   References: Bee Day

Tuesday!   Oliver finds out he only needs to clap, there’s not much worse than a bad mandi, and you never see two guys touching one ball (because it’s not love.)   TUESday!