3, 2, 1, Haiku!

Morning!   It’s too chilly for our frilled-necked friends, we work out how Emily Blunt would roll down a hill, and what’s that one that plays on the boombox at the end of The Breakfast Club?   GOOD morning!

Hello!   We want to know what the bum is, Kayz doesn’t want the touch OR feel of hair OR clothes, and there are so many opposing ideas we could be doing like waiting for a dishwasher repairman.   Goodbye!   References: The Bottom   Maritime Law

Woohoo!   The positions we would play in footed ball, people just like to have fun… so make up islands that aren’t there, and we REALLY try to figure out the purpose of a ball.   Boohoo!   References: Wilson (from Castaway)   Falling   Null Island

W-w-w-wednesday!   We talk about a small bunny with a hard eye that you can’t see that only we can, the reason we watch FIFA (it’s definitely not what you’d expect), and we’re re-inventing Victoria’s state flower*.   Bye!   *SA flower is Sturt’s Desert PEA   References: Australia's Floral Emblems

Hiya!   We don’t know what fontanelles are*, you really have to re-define for the third star, and how hard is a lil wave on the road?   Biya!   *We know what fontanelles are now, don’t worry   References: Fontanelle

New Monday!   You won’t believe what % more creative Kayla has become, all the things ya just gotta do when you do a 9 to 5 (and grate some cheese on that thang), and all our problems with ‘one size fits all’.   End of new Monday!

Happy Friday!   The last time you had a good lasagna, Kayla perfectly guesses Oliver’s favourite pasta type, and an important message for the Protein BoizTM.   Does anyone read these descriptions? I wonder. Well. Hope you had a good read!   HAPPY FRIDAYYYYY!!!!!   References: Oliver's Favourite Pasta

Hihihi!   The ins and outs of word associationing, Jordan is so wise and blows Kayla’s mind, and not even a street urchin shoulder be stressed by work.   Byebyebye!   References: Mola Mola Cross-country skiing

Pull up a pew!   Oliver’s wearing a Shein show shirt, Kayla has pretty awful listening comprehension if we’re going to be honest, and no one knows why Alfred offered a free lift.   Push off that pew!!!

Morning!   Some things from which we simply cannot escape, never sit at the front of a boat, and we try to figure out what al dente means without looking it up (we think it’s probably a spectrum.)   Still morning!   References:  Archipelago

Heyo!   The weekend felt like many years, we figure out the difference between a glimpse and a glance, and Kayz is chopping down a tree just to smell it. What a monster.   Bye cutie pie!

Final week day!   The man who is Winnie the Pooh, we don’t know if the thing works until it WERKS, gurl, and Kayla doesn’t understand Oliver’s new way of remembering how to spell stuff.   Day! Week! Final!  

Hola!   We’re so hot, train drivers are like the Manila Report, and Kayla needs help sinking.   Adios!

Hear ye, hear ye!   We have never bought a newspaper, we figure out what lids and walls are, and we do a bad thing with our microphones and it sounds really bad and we won’t do it again.   Hear bye, hear bye!

Yes?   Forgetting about the money when it comes to robes, how the minions deal with HR complaints, and Oliver is so glad Kayz doesn’t have a penny.   No!   References: LOTR   Despicable Me   Dogs

Well hello!   The main thing we want to do is tickle the orange, Kayla invents a cool new word in the name of gentile curiosity, and dogs are right, dogs get it, dogs know it (and they’re toooooo cute!)   Well bye!

FRIDAY BABYYY!!!   Oh. That song. Kayla in any sort of public space. Give a child a stick of dynamite and see what happens. And let’s bring back ye olde landline.   FRIDAYYYYYY!!!

Hi!   A classic song from the wartimes, Kayla doesn’t know why Oliver is offering to be so helpful, and is a gloved hand a cooked hand? No. Obviously not.   … BYE! (jump-scare style hehe)   P.S. Sorry about the late upload! Oliver tripped and fell down an elevator shaft! Not really but kinda metaphorically…

What is up?   Head Kicking With Adriene, the nightmares of living in an apartment complex, and Kayla’s first email.   Let’s get down!

Whello!   Kayz has inappropriate water bottle stickers, the acronym of L.E.A.D. based learning, and Kayz never ever understood what the dirty part of a dirty chai is.   Wbye!   References: Dirty Chai

HeLLo!   You can do anything with a packet of tissues if you wanted, what even is Gonzo, and it’s the bones of you.   BYe!

LIV IS BACK!!!!!   Would you know it? Liv is back! Mugs, head bonks, ventriloquism, instinks, the IT origin story, art isn’t always funny, gutters, a real story, guillotines, a hungry boy, a B+ grade Alvin and the Chipmunks, and what Dad’s do in the water.   YAHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Missed you!   A really great question about ya bumcrack, good-style ramen broth, and re-hashing hashbrowns.   Scram!!!

What do you want?   They needed to elevate it with a bit of comedy (something we know nothing about,) err on the side of milk, and knee scrapes as an adult.   Go on! Get outta here!

Dachshund!   Oliver could itch Kayla’s eye, the slow-mo in the James Blunt music video, and a creepy note that says creepy that Oliver hid in a great wall.   Cocker spaniel!