Hello Haiku

3, 2, 1, Haiku!

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Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST

Author

Hello Haiku

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Arts

Podcast website

jve321haikufr.podbean.com

Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

Ep271 - The 7th Balcony 29.03.2026

Hullo!   We’re being cute and safe, breaking news: more confirmed about shrimps (we’re coming up to the season finale of the shrimp saga), and dead like a doorknob that’s been hit by a wheel of cheese.   Bullo!

Ep270 - She ‘The Substanced’ Herself 26.03.2026

Heck yeah!   Don’t fall in the pond, there’s danger in the pen and danger in the pages, and Kayla’s been reading mythos so said Dr. Zeus and we all laughed and laughed.   Rock on!

Ep269 - Video Difficult 25.03.2026

Hams!   Don’t judge it before you know it, if you need a parachute when you jump from a plane you’re weak, and where is your writer’s intuition located?   Cheeses!

Ep268 - To Yell, Muffledly 24.03.2026

Hello!   We help Jordan pee, when Sherlock is busy you can’t really rely on Shrimp & Fry, and the boy wants to be in the garden and so the boy shall.   Goodbye!

Ep267 - Pink 23.03.2026

WAZZUP???   We’re here to keep the vibe alibe and smacksh it out, the five basic tastes, and Kayla “doesn’t” do a haiku about Jordan Barr.   bye.

Ep266 - The Bravest Herb 22.03.2026

Hey now, hey now!   A bubble in the burp, you have to live in couragiander, and she is the east and egg is the sun.   Don’t dream, it’s over!

Ep265 - Pafisher Arquette 19.03.2026

Hola!   We’re changing the architecture (by reinvigorating the space), she’s behind the door, she’s behind the orb (maybe everything is orbs), and a weird huge fish.   Hula!

Ep264 - My Hope, My Worry, My Dream, My Expectation, My Concern 19.03.2026

Yippee!   The obvious meaning of what KFL stands for, that heg has had too mamy pumpussions, and the federal climb.   Yippoo!

Ep263 - Shrimp Horse 17.03.2026

Good morn’!   Oliver did a bad thing with hair, we are/are not getting married and are/are not getting matching shrimp tattoos, and logistics make everything worse.   Good eve’!

Ep262 - A Sensory Dream 16.03.2026

Good as! (hello)   Fresh cuts, smaller than a micro-pig, some things we wish we didn’t do, and the types of pickles that Kayla has been in.    Goooood as! (bye)

Ep261 - Pulling on a String and Something Happens 15.03.2026

Goodmonday!   A 24/7, glass box, haiku festathon, Oliver should put himself in more positions where he can be saved by shrimps, and we discuss what are the top 2 things above asking.   BONUS audience challenge at the end!!!   Byemonday!

Ep260 - Peater Rabbit 12.03.2026

Hooray Friday!   We got the bird and caught it in the corner, shrimp chancellor sounds so much better than prawn chancellor, and Oliver is peat thick not rain thick.   Have a perfect day! Never change!!!

Ep259 - Touching Gas 11.03.2026

Heyoooo!   Is gas touching us or are we touching gas? How much bit will you become if you lay on a bear? Do we have all the answers or none of the answers? Hmm?   Byeoooo!

Ep258 - How Arm Defoyin’ Grovity 10.03.2026

AH!   Normal start to an episode (completely normal), Kayla is simply a mere conduit (and doesn’t like it clean), and it’s time for a peat chat.   AHHH!!!

Ep257 - Pink But Not A Shrimp 09.03.2026

Hello again!   We are simply vehicles for the story, dogs don’t think of themselves than more than a head, and what do shrimp do when they’re scared?   Bye again!

Ep256 - French Toast 08.03.2026

Hey hey!   We’re gonna part the fart (are we even friends?), a picture of you, Oliver, human man-boy (who changes and evolves every day), and Kayz would do the opposite.   Good! Bye!

Ep255 - My Sister Once Told Me 05.03.2026

Final Friday… of the week!!!   Kayla has a car sadness, the many uses of pods (probably not the type of pod you’re thinking… you might be verrrry surprised!), and Oliver’s sister has lots to say about stuff in bowls.   First Friday… of the week!!!

Ep254 - The Designated Objector 04.03.2026

HELLO.   We get to grips with the concept of helping other people, they owe me a sheep and a pencil case, and a delicious little massage (via concurrent concussion.)   GOODBYE.

Ep253 - Mum and Dad’s Subscription 03.03.2026

Feel good!   Oliver is a Hypocritical Forgetfian, we wanna recognise that there’s a man over there and that’s so funny, and we don’t believe Goldilocks. I mean c’mon!   Just feel good! (if ya want, moi!)

Ep252 - The Wind Beneath Batman’s Wings 02.03.2026

Good day!   Just let him sweat in his shallow grave, the terrifying knight on the other side of the door, and a return to form: a classic would you rather?   I said good day!

Ep251 - Street Egg 01.03.2026

Hey ho!   Kayla simply needs more time to tell the perfect shrimp lady story, Kayla doesn’t know how to find a train due to Oliver’s sweeping generalisations, and never a binky dinky doonk.   Bye ho!

Ep250 - Dessert Bird 26.02.2026

Wayyyyyyyo!!!   Oliver knows why he’s a cute guy, we chat the different types of stick we’re into (and thus become new men), and a full re-cap and rundown of the full saga of the Shrimp Chancellor thus far.   Byeooooo!!!

Ep249 - Chekhov's Knee 25.02.2026

Check this out!   Kayla has seen PLENTY of worms, Oliver is not allowed to be mysterious, and we decisively figure out what Kayla is getting tattooed on their knees.   Check YOU out!

Ep248 - The Good 27 Club 24.02.2026

Hallo!   Sometimes words go from sound to profound, Kayla is on Cloud 27 when the book is in the bag, and why is the shrimp chancellor bonko?   Ballo (bye)!

Ep247 - Think of a Clever Thing 23.02.2026

Bonjour!   “Kayla, think of a clever thing,” prawn works the muscles in an unlikeable way, and the jury of Kayla’s smartness.   EXTRA: great dog sounds in this courtesy of Bella   Bye-njour!

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