3, 2, 1, Haiku!

LIV IS BACK!!!!!   Would you know it? Liv is back! Mugs, head bonks, ventriloquism, instinks, the IT origin story, art isn’t always funny, gutters, a real story, guillotines, a hungry boy, a B+ grade Alvin and the Chipmunks, and what Dad’s do in the water.   YAHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Missed you!   A really great question about ya bumcrack, good-style ramen broth, and re-hashing hashbrowns.   Scram!!!

What do you want?   They needed to elevate it with a bit of comedy (something we know nothing about,) err on the side of milk, and knee scrapes as an adult.   Go on! Get outta here!

Dachshund!   Oliver could itch Kayla’s eye, the slow-mo in the James Blunt music video, and a creepy note that says creepy that Oliver hid in a great wall.   Cocker spaniel!

Dan? Daniel?!   A stumble on the lips, a lifetime on the lips, it’s all about the chippy, and the really psychopathic thing Oliver did.   Oh. Never mind.

Boo!   Apparently there’s more than one verse, an entirely normal misunderstanding about bicep use, and the annoyance of soapy in the showery.   AHHH!!!   References: Some Nights

Good day, m’liege!   Kayla would not want to climb up The Rock, Oliver makes a terribly embarrassing mistake, and a dark part of Kayla’s past.   Good goodbye, my guy!

HUP!!!   We will NEVER do a hostile cold open, Kayz didn’t know it was break YOUR MUM’s back, and Oliver’s haiku is NOT a cry for help.   NUP!!!

Heyooo!   Oliver doesn’t credit his dad enough, cows had bells before the music instrument, and ya know, whether or not ya need to re-pot stuff regularly or at all.   Byeooo!

Hi elves!   Lets take delve (and microwave elves), everything is a jacket (and come on, noids!), and all the things Kayla could’ve been (crawling through miles of poo style.)   Bye elves!   References: Fruit Science

Welcome!   We do a bad pointless tongue twister that’s bad to hear and say and is pointless, Oliver has shallow showers but deep toilets, and Oliver says something bad.   Unwelcome!   References: Jacket Potato

Bravo!   The main reason Oliver does the podcast, ANOTHER classic would you rather question that we then go on to discuss and answer, Dane Jonathon Crampy, and a dramatic solo-off.   Byevo!

Hullo!   Coffin Clapham who lives in a coffin in Clapham, Oliver’s best and only skill (and ending his life as just a skull), and the tendon-y feeling of stretching your toes.   Bye again!   References: Toe Stretches

Whatsoever is up, my dudes?   Our hands knew each other in a past life, the heebie-jeebies of the bellybutton (what kind of hole are you?), and Oliver’s dad is good at a spreadsheet.   Goodbyesoever, my dudes!   References: Manila Folder

Righto!   All the things we think about each other right at the start, cockroaches did the Pentagon attack (the other on, not the one you’re thinking of), and Oliver did a whole month of pod while Kayla slept.   Go along now!   References: White House Cockroaches

Why, hello!   A cool fact about the harpsichord, what Tom and Jer did with steam out the ears, and when did you first discover the humble arancini ball?   Why, bye!   References: Harpsichord   Sinuses   Arancini

Welcome!   Yes, we’re recording on all devices, the only reason we have eyebrows, and Kayla is scared to touch some pears.   Anti-welcome!

Hullo!   When we clap hardly it is harder because of the calluses on our hands, arafourer, five, six, seven, eight, and we invent the Dadlympics.   Bye now!   References: King. Phy. Cl. O.Pha. G.S. - Taxonomy mnemonic   Kingdom of Hearts   King Lear

Howdy!   Oliver gets a sense of hope, Kayla learns about better bánh mì, and Bella would eat a bag of blueberries.   Byendy!   References: Two Men Cafe   Nhu Lan   Where Chefs Eat in Footscray

He-he-he-hello!   Oliver annoys Kayla, the initial discussion of The Grape Spectrum, and welcome to ClocksWorx!   B-b-b-bye!   References: The Grape Spectrum

Hullo!   Eidann isn’t careful with Oliver’s heart, Oliver’s got a new energy now, and dangerous vegetables.   Bullo!

HAPPY 300!!!   We are filming! This one is filmed with a real iMax 4D Cinema Camera™, we make it simple: who we are and WHY we are, we answer all your questions (frequently asked and other,) this kind of turns into Oliver interviewing Kayla, and how many times have mums been mentioned (spoiler: more than a hundy-fift.)   HAPPY 300!!! P.S. Thanks for listening and hangin’ with us. We enjoy this a l...

hey.   We are proud of us, all the uses for a spatula, and Kayla nearly fell asleep standing up (but instead slept like a sweet little baby.)   bye.   References: Sleep

IT’S HOT HOT HOT!!!   Kayla has been to Dingley Village Adventure Golf as a child, the Poem Police (definitely not Oliver) are on Kayla’s criminal poem trail, and it fell from the head to the pen to the page - OliverStyle!   EVERYTHING’S ON FIRE HOTHOTHOT!!!   References: Dingle Village Adventure Golf   Bee

Why, hello!   Kayla is such a good actor, nothing better than yeeting a lamb after a kayaking sesh, and what does the ‘Tommy’ in Tommy’s Margarita stand for?   Why, bugger off!   References: Acronym   Tommy's Margs   Denmark