Hello Haiku
3, 2, 1, Haiku!
Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST
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Hello Haiku
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Latest episode
Oct 25, 2026
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Episodes
Ep391 - Bored of War 20.09.2026 8:10
Hello! We’re back in the saddle, Oliver creates a wonderful world with one noise, and the gays rule this house. Bye! References: Morse Code
Ep390 - We Are The Scatmen! 17.09.2026 8:04
Hello! We are The Scatmen, the Bratwurst was snucken back to 1330, and they should make the names of muscles more fun. Bye! References: Scatman
Ep389 - F.C.U.K. This Monkey 16.09.2026 7:27
Bones! We think spoons are kinda cool, Kayla learns what the kitchen sink is, and Oliver wouldn’t say a rabbit hole is really well ventilated. Where are the bones?
Ep388 - Second Compassions of the Christ 15.09.2026 8:10
Partay! We’re gonna party really good, you won’t believe who’s in the follow up to The Passion of the Christ, and what happens to frog if frog hears classical music? PARTAY!!! References: John Cena
Ep387 - One Finger For The Queen 14.09.2026 6:48
It is Tuesday today. Putting one finger out for the Queen, we don’t make time to do any of the tourist stuff in Melbourne, and the type of person they give the Sheriff role to. Ah, that was a Tuesday.
Ep386 - The Mystery Jabber 13.09.2026 7:30
Yahoo!!! Oliver is most of the people in a hospital, Kayla would end up looking like a drowned cat (with many concussions), and Kayla isn’t a posh idiot. Byehoo!!!
Ep385 - A Warm Joy 10.09.2026 6:21
We did it! We have a lot of sponsors, Oliver is having a bit of a crisis to be honest, and words that are warm joys (some physical and some metaphorical.) It’s done!
Ep384 - Spring Has Sprung 09.09.2026 7:22
Thursday!!! Kayla is a thrilling nightmare at the cinema, the moist breath of a little bundle, and the Marvel Universe explains everything. THURSDAY!!!!!!
Ep383 - Piss in the Avatar Water 08.09.2026 7:47
Winning! We talk about how our bones would be if we were werewolves, Kayla NEVER eats before swimming, and Kayla gets mad at Oliver’s haikus. Won! References: Jensen Ackles Jane Goodall King Harald
Ep382 - Full Twix Bar 07.09.2026 8:36
Hi! Is Jessica Frond us? Why is this car so long? And who invented the magazine? All these will be answered and more on today’s episode! Bye!
Ep381 - The Perfect Link 06.09.2026 9:01
Weekly welcome! We reckon we wouldn’t make good spies, the main thing connecting a walrus and a walnut, and “a word tells a picture the same as the word as it is.” Weekly bye now!
Ep380 - I Think About Rural Juror All The Time 03.09.2026 7:38
Friday hi-day! Oliver: voice over artist, the most boring answer on Earth, and that thing about going for the long sleep. Friday bye-day!
Ep379 - Oliver’s Nightmare 02.09.2026 6:31
Hello! Oh no! Oliver had a nightmare! Aww! The old inner voice. And the 52 minute lunch break. Bye now!
Ep378 - AvocARRRdo 01.09.2026 8:20
Today is the day!!! We come up with a new way of saying that we are running on zero energy, the way that people spell is fine, and Ariel’s subscriptions. Today was the day!!!
Ep377 - Kayla as the Captain of the Titanic 31.08.2026 7:25
Rock on! Oliver has just been getting better and even better, who we’d have been in the story of the Titanic, and the un-magic of a wet sock. Rock off! References: Titanic Restaurant Williamstown
Ep376 - Your Player, The Thimble 30.08.2026 7:42
New week, new meek! It could be the thing, a shocking revelation about Kayla’s Monopoly past, and Oliver’s haiku is a full journey. New good, new bye!
Ep375 - Don’t Run At The Hearse 27.08.2026 7:27
Fridyay! You won’t BELIEVE this one thing that Kayla is bad at, Oliver has never made the choice to run, and we’re great at secrets unless we forget we’re supposed to keep them secret which happens every time. Fribye!
Ep374 - Celebrities Who Are 185cm 26.08.2026 6:11
Heyo! We have A LOT of easy questions, Kayla didn’t know this is the life they could be living, and Oliver’s got some notorious views on sport. Byeo!
Ep373 - Pumpkin On My Sister 25.08.2026 7:13
HI! Kayla has a very strange belief, something sounded like a thing that is not what we were talking about, and we’re both sorry. BYE! References: Viola (instrument) Viola (Davis)
Ep372 - Tomato Turducken 24.08.2026 8:47
Uh hi! We love the electric energy of a school production, tangents are Kayla’s milk and butter, and my beef on the patio. Ummm bye! References: Semi-dried Tomatoes
Ep371 - You’re All Analog! 23.08.2026 7:19
Hi! We are starting the episode in a really nice, calming manner, Kayla has no problem at all understanding Oliver’s obvious haiku, and it’s a through death thing. Bye!
Ep370 - Goosebumps About Goosebumps 20.08.2026 7:57
Hihihi! A choose-your-own-adventure chat, censoring a word that is too good for the ears, and Oliver leaves the pod due to a pun (something which we never thought would happen in this lifetime.) Bibibi!
Ep369 - Mouth-Ham 19.08.2026 7:27
Yay!!! We chat the physics of a long bum crack, a scientific breakdown of how the eyes work, and havin’ a lil practise run at a meal (or choosing not to by choice.) Nay!!!
Ep368 - We Go in Twain 18.08.2026 7:15
Welcome! Just an average diary entry from Kayla’s secret diary, our thoughts on trying to not always try to fix the problem, and why do people treat us different to how we see ourselves? De-welcome!
Ep367 - House Penguin House Party 17.08.2026 7:01
SPIDERMAN: Hi. How many around the worlds has stuff done, we love it when things are really good and true, and just another good ol’ classic FlipperChat. SPIDERMAN: Bye.
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