2D1C: Two Dads One Cast

Ridley Scott was right and even researchers need likes & subscribes. Contains excerpts from: ⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠ ⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

So maybe farts won’t power the future but eating solar powered burritos is within our grasp! Contains excerpts from: ⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠ ⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

The bugmen are real and so is too much ball whacking apparently. Contains excerpts from: ⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠ ⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

What can we say other than race is bullshit...so stop with the race shit already. Contains excerpts from: ⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠ ⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)⁠

Transferring between countries how you want?  BAD!  Transferring genders and then destroying the competition because you have an advantage from birth that is so obvious you can’t compete until after you transition but don’t erase the actual advantage.  Also BAD! Contains excerpts from: ⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠ ⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠ ⁠(20...

What’s out there?  Losers…as far as the eye can see and they are killing it! Contains excerpts from: ⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠ ⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠ ⁠(2011)⁠

When your life has no meaning, make everything have meaning. Contains excerpts from: Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975) A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins (2011)

What does seaweed and gene editing have to do with each other?  Nothing but we’re gonna chat about them so fuck you too.

Nothing like kicking off the new year by making resolutions!  Here’s our top three for each of us.  LFG!!!

Well those balls are ours and space lasers are only good for sexting.  It be like that sometimes.

Zombie deer, dog CVOID, and an aquatic death match.  Nature is SO metal bruh!!!

You can add “End Voting Rights” to things that won’t be happening any time soon because no one can comprehend what they read anymore.  We should be more worried about weed ending normal human gene expression anyways.

Bezos & his wife get put on blast by the poors for stating they have a pretty normal day-to-day life like most parents.  It’s less crazy than you think, unlike this batshit roller coaster.

Is it weird that we call a Christian who gets themselves dead sneaking onto an island to spread the word a radical but when you call other religious people radicals for killing innocent people it’s racist?  Also your sponsorship ain’t shit you pussies…

Ho ho oh boy are you in for a treat!  Jason shared this gem from youtube channel FortNine on how scumbaggy Texans Wilburt L. & Robert W. Gore really are.  Guess we can kiss that Gore-Tex sponsorship goodbye huh?  Also a ransomware attack in China that disrupted the US treasury market. 

Hey you guys!  Tonight we’ll be discussing a handout from Mind Gym that Jason got at work.  Also Whoopi Goldberg is good as gold again!

This week we look at what actually might be the start of the end of the fossil fuel automobile.  I always knew it would happen but I never thought it would…

Holy shit!  It’s been four years since we started this thing and we’ve managed to have even fewer listens every year.  Our promise to you the listener is that we’ll get fucked up & bullshit our way through this MF’er whether we like it or not.

So here’s a thing…  Objectively hot artists that make objectively good art.  Cap or not?

That one where morons try to do math about gun violence against domestic partners… .

The one where morons who complain about judges having too much power when they are politically opposed enact a law empowering judges to do something they want because right now those judges are politically aligned with them…

That time the democratic party shit on brown Americans in front of everyone.

The one where we get canceled for being racist for sure

Maine vs. Cali over lobsters and Panera is part of the NWO?  Fuck me sideways.

Seat belts are cap and so are American sports cars too. Also this shit show is in video like maybe everywhere you can watch video podcasts...which really doesn't make it a podcast anymore right???