2D1C: Two Dads One Cast

Sciencing up the Vulcan mind meld for profit! Contains excerpts from: ⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠ ⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)⁠

Everything will kill you forever. You're welcome! Contains excerpts from: ⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠ ⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)⁠

Shockingly you can't learn to read in school anymore and even if you did, you'd be doing it wrong. Contains excerpts from: ⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠ ⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)⁠

We've mentioned before politicians don't have your best interests in mind. Or even on a shit stained post-it on the floor of their bathroom. That goes for rethuglicans and democrats you fuck twats. Contains excerpts from: ⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠ ⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)⁠

We're not saying it's a conspiracy when a whistle blower unalives themselves but we're totally saying it's a conspiracy. Contains excerpts from: ⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠ ⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)⁠

Judges in New Yawk be wilding out broh? Naw they just decided to enforce the laws on the books in that state. What a novel concept! Contains excerpts from: ⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠ ⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)⁠

So here’s the thing about non-physical digital currency, humans are still involved. Contains excerpts from: ⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠ ⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)⁠

We take a look at an essay that appears to dance around the word Fascism and a neat list of “human universals” which in theory applies to all people from all time. Contains excerpts from: ⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠ ⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)⁠

We’d like to remind Americans that your government and your corporate overlords are not your friends or saviors and never have your best interests in mind unless telling you so gets you to keep giving them power (i.e. money in capitalism). Contains excerpts from: ⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠ ⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)⁠

I for one welcome our new robot overlords with double-ought buckshot… Contains excerpts from: ⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠ ⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)⁠

Let’s talk about AI because Joe Rogan is wrong??? Contains excerpts from: ⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠ ⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)⁠

We’re all suckers. Full stop. Contains excerpts from: ⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠ ⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)⁠

Reap what you sow you cunts… Contains excerpts from: ⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠ ⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)⁠

The one where Americans need to STFU about being poor since they’re too dumb to understand what that actually is… Contains excerpts from: ⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠ ⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)⁠

Ridley Scott was right and even researchers need likes & subscribes. Contains excerpts from: ⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠ ⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

So maybe farts won’t power the future but eating solar powered burritos is within our grasp! Contains excerpts from: ⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠ ⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

The bugmen are real and so is too much ball whacking apparently. Contains excerpts from: ⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠ ⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

What can we say other than race is bullshit...so stop with the race shit already. Contains excerpts from: ⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠ ⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)⁠

Transferring between countries how you want?  BAD!  Transferring genders and then destroying the competition because you have an advantage from birth that is so obvious you can’t compete until after you transition but don’t erase the actual advantage.  Also BAD! Contains excerpts from: ⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠ ⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠ ⁠(20...

What’s out there?  Losers…as far as the eye can see and they are killing it! Contains excerpts from: ⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠ ⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠ ⁠(2011)⁠

When your life has no meaning, make everything have meaning. Contains excerpts from: Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975) A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins (2011)

What does seaweed and gene editing have to do with each other?  Nothing but we’re gonna chat about them so fuck you too.

Nothing like kicking off the new year by making resolutions!  Here’s our top three for each of us.  LFG!!!

Well those balls are ours and space lasers are only good for sexting.  It be like that sometimes.

Zombie deer, dog CVOID, and an aquatic death match.  Nature is SO metal bruh!!!