2D1C: Two Dads One Cast

We talk about visiting these here monumental United States memorial places & the fun to be had without murder...and then the Cormac McCarthy rant happens.

Barnes & Nobles was my shit back in the day…hopefully they keep stores open so when I retire to homelessness I have a place to shit.

We the people?  More like we the payors…

Brown short creature with my stubby girthy dick in its horizontal slit??? Those broke-ass ET lovers are gonna need to phone home when they retire anyways!

Hey you guuuys!  Burning the world with cash to burn…

Cash rules everything around me…no matter what bullshit letter is in front of your name.

Put those shiftless layabout kids to work indiscriminately droning indigenous brown peoples from the comfort of an American suburb!

Are you breathing?  You’re full of shit then…

Sugar britches!  Welcome to an all-filler, no-killer only-for-the-content solo run where Jason talks about how AI is cap. Hopefully we'll be back to normal next week. Article from the show: THE CURSE OF RECURSION: TRAINING ON GENERATED DATA MAKES MODELS FORGET

The freedumb party sues an old man while the supreme corrupt keeps trying to destroy the internet while your skin falls off because you used too much antiseptic during the pandemic.

Blood money, bloody body parts, and no more blood from a stone…

Brain drain from the cities not ball drain from our undies is the topic of this audible (NFL not Amazon) episode. Predictably this shit goes like a third string QB’s attempt to not get murdered...

You dumb motherfuckers think that uni-sex public bathrooms will save democracy?  The only democracy that’ll be left after China wins is your annoying niece your dumbass brother named to be “edgy”.

Fucking women champion party certainly can’t stop shittn’ on a bitch just trying to be prez. And the dems are shitting on some demoncrat female declaring a prez-run too.

Seriously, what is it with this fucking cartoon-ass country?  Like some crazy bitch with her shirt opened too much, motherfuckers can’t stop staring at her hoe-ass…

Spill them under water, spill them in your sink, and spill them in her puss without worry…

And here we gooooo!!! Off-the-cuff & handling towards cancel-town, we're pretty much audible-ing it to hell. Enjoy!

NASA be shooting Earth’s shot all over the back of the milky milky…

All about running trains and shit, broh…

Hey hey hey! We ran out of time so here's a quick look behind the curtain to what we normally converse to get warmed up for the show we suck at doing.

Dear chatgpt, did Biden lie or is he just an enfeebled old that Trump-induced retardation effected liberals elected out of desperation?  Plus earning your red wings the hard way…sucking period blood from sweaty athletic wear.

I mean do we need anything more than tiny robots, pandemic theory, and presidential assassinations?  Yeah, I didn’t think so either.  Cheers!

So what the fuck’s up losers?  We’re gonna bullshit about kids on tubes tricking other kids into eating shitty food while their fucktard parents don’t act like parents and regulate that shit.  Then we’re gonna talk shit about how Ukraine is like that one loser “topper” friend you had growing up.  “Oh you had four balloons in your air airspace?  Well I had 8 balloons and they were all Russian! “  A...

Back in the saddle with our spirit animal Dougie Fresh to take on all the spills and just how deep the media is in big auto’s pocket…  Broh, it’s not a recall it’s a fucking update you ancient loser fucks.

A big bag of hot air, a “chinese” spy balloon, and Americans really are that dumb.  Cheers you fuck twits out there!