2D1C: Two Dads One Cast

Getting high on time lil’ buddies… Contains excerpts from: ⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠ ⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

It’s wild how a decrepit old man gets COVID then two days later has a tan and sounds more coherent then he has in months only to avoid his party having a primary to force who they run against Trifty Cent. Unpossible you say? Not in a simulation of course… Contains excerpts from: ⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠ ⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

A loser misses and our lord and savior Trifty Cent is born. Obviously we are not not going to talk mad shit for 30 minutes about an attempted assassination of an asshole. Contains excerpts from: ⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠ ⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

Science cares about your ass! Contains excerpts from: ⁠ Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠  A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)⁠

EVs are already becoming shitty.  Way to go ‘Murica! Contains excerpts from:  ⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠ ⁠ A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)⁠

Are you cake?  For animals you just might be! Contains excerpts from: ⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠ ⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)⁠

What’s the worst that could happen by making a Jew, er woman president??? Contains excerpts from: ⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠ ⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)⁠

High thrusting at NASA. What can we say, nerds know how to fuck. Contains excerpts from: ⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠ ⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)⁠

As if the damn news wasn’t bullshit already, here comes the boom. Contains excerpts from: ⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠ ⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)⁠

It’s weird that only right learners are all about tearing states apart yet they love the country? Contains excerpts from: ⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠ ⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)⁠

Campus protestors explain themselves...ouch? Contains excerpts from: ⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠ ⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)⁠

Sciencing up the Vulcan mind meld for profit! Contains excerpts from: ⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠ ⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)⁠

Everything will kill you forever. You're welcome! Contains excerpts from: ⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠ ⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)⁠

Shockingly you can't learn to read in school anymore and even if you did, you'd be doing it wrong. Contains excerpts from: ⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠ ⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)⁠

We've mentioned before politicians don't have your best interests in mind. Or even on a shit stained post-it on the floor of their bathroom. That goes for rethuglicans and democrats you fuck twats. Contains excerpts from: ⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠ ⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)⁠

We're not saying it's a conspiracy when a whistle blower unalives themselves but we're totally saying it's a conspiracy. Contains excerpts from: ⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠ ⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)⁠

Judges in New Yawk be wilding out broh? Naw they just decided to enforce the laws on the books in that state. What a novel concept! Contains excerpts from: ⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠ ⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)⁠

So here’s the thing about non-physical digital currency, humans are still involved. Contains excerpts from: ⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠ ⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)⁠

We take a look at an essay that appears to dance around the word Fascism and a neat list of “human universals” which in theory applies to all people from all time. Contains excerpts from: ⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠ ⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)⁠

We’d like to remind Americans that your government and your corporate overlords are not your friends or saviors and never have your best interests in mind unless telling you so gets you to keep giving them power (i.e. money in capitalism). Contains excerpts from: ⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠ ⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)⁠

I for one welcome our new robot overlords with double-ought buckshot… Contains excerpts from: ⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠ ⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)⁠

Let’s talk about AI because Joe Rogan is wrong??? Contains excerpts from: ⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠ ⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)⁠

We’re all suckers. Full stop. Contains excerpts from: ⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠ ⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)⁠

Reap what you sow you cunts… Contains excerpts from: ⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠ ⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)⁠

The one where Americans need to STFU about being poor since they’re too dumb to understand what that actually is… Contains excerpts from: ⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠ ⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)⁠