Charlotte and Zoe

2 Scary 2 Stupid

Comedy EN ↓ 109 episodes

Zoe can't watch horror movies because they're too scary. Charlotte won't watch action movies because they're too stupid. Join us as we tell each other about films we simply cannot sit through.

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Charlotte and Zoe

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2 Scary + 2 Stupid: Adam's Conspiracy Corner (40-2023) 13.09.2023 57:56

Our beloved friend Adam takes us on a journey through the stupidest, scariest, and longest movie we've ever sat through a chunk of: the Catholic church. Co-starring ratlines, Mommy and Daddy Bank, and a pocket full of quarters for the arcade. Music by DJ My Friend KW We apologize for the less-than-perfect audio but unfortunately cannot apologize for our dumb jokes.

2 Scary: The Menu (2022) 30.08.2023 56:15

In the end, it was Ralph (Nathaniel Twisleton-Wykeham-)Fiennes. Music by DJ DN (Deez Nuts)

2 Stupid: Transporter 3 (2008) 16.08.2023 1:01:08

Hey, are you a woman who doesn't speak English and loves being kidnapped into a trunk? Jason Statham has a franchise for you. Music by DJ Tanner

2 Scary: Knock at the Cabin (2023) 02.08.2023 1:00:54

You ever think about shirts? And Dave Bautista? And the end of the world? And what a halberd is? We sure did. (If your download was weird try again, we re-uploaded it) Music by DJ i hate you sm lmao

2 Stupid: 2 Guns (2013) 19.07.2023 1:01:37

B-B-B-B-B-BOBBY BEANS! (Full witch laugh.) This movie has a much better screenplay than the title implies. TW for being really awful to chickens, Zoe saying unkind things about a man's (not Ed Harris) face and Charlotte insulting Jessups. Music by DJ Precious (based on the novel Push by Sapphire)

2 Scary: Halloween Ends (2022) 05.07.2023 42:06

Manic pixie dreamgirling right over to a knife though the hand. Awful!!!! Music by MC Donalds

2 Stupid: Den of Thieves (2018) 21.06.2023 1:14:05

Pornstache, Baby Cube, and the gang face off against the worst cop imaginable in a HEIST film that puts the Curtis Jackson in 50 Cent. Music by DJ Salty Dick

2 Scary: Hellraiser (2022) 07.06.2023 1:08:05

The pin head! You know the one! The VHS you saw at Blockbuster and ran away from? Updated for today's modern Hulu viewer. Featuring a magic box that eats blood, a bad news boyfriend, and a feat of architectural wrought-iron cage-making. @2scary2stupid on Instagram Music by DJ IMA SCORPIO

Trailer 09.05.2023 6:37

Finally, FINALLY after years and years and years of Charlotte's words lost to the ether and the images they painted (Scary Danny) seared into Zoe's gray matter, you get a little taster, a little amuse bouche , a little snacky snack, a little nip of the podcast we finally made. There is no movie in this one, we just talk about what you can expect... in a manner you can expect. Music by DJ Vin "Th...