Charlotte and Zoe

2 Scary 2 Stupid

Comedy EN ↓ 109 episodes

Zoe can't watch horror movies because they're too scary. Charlotte won't watch action movies because they're too stupid. Join us as we tell each other about films we simply cannot sit through.

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Charlotte and Zoe

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31 Days of AYAOTD: The Closet Keepers 24.10.2023 30:10

Welcome to 31 days of Are You Afraid Of the Dark? (yes)! Every day in October we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte does an episode of the CanCon classic AYAOTD and Zoe gets scared by this children's show from the 1990s. Today's episode is S04E11of AYAOTD in which a meth house turns out to be the portal to a place that almost has a snack bar and definitely has gas masks. We learn about "no...

31 Days of AYAOTD: The Ghastly Grinner 23.10.2023 40:59

Welcome to 31 days of Are You Afraid Of the Dark? (yes)! Every day in October we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte does an episode of the CanCon classic AYAOTD and Zoe gets scared by this children's show from the 1990s. Today's episode is S04E09 of AYAOTD in which Hooper Piscatello rides again! Also included in the podcast is a mere sliver of the conversation we had about Jim Jarmusch. Mu...

31 Days of AYAOTD: The Silent Servant 22.10.2023 29:59

Welcome to 31 days of Are You Afraid Of the Dark? (yes)! Every day in October we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte does an episode of the CanCon classic AYAOTD and Zoe gets scared by this children's show from the 1990s. Today's episode is S04E07 of AYAOTD in which two cousins lick some toads and see the Bad Horse, plus we learn the origin of the phrase "throw me a bone". Music by DJ KW Ra...

31 Days of AYAOTD: The Quiet Librarian 21.10.2023 25:36

Welcome to 31 days of Are You Afraid Of the Dark? (yes)! Every day in October we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte does an episode of the CanCon classic AYAOTD and Zoe gets scared by this children's show from the 1990s. Today's episode is S04E06 of AYAOTD in which a girl with glasses in her soul and a hot guy who's not so different follow the one bouncy ball you get your whole childhood i...

31 Days of AYAOTD: The Water Demons 20.10.2023 38:56

Welcome to 31 days of Are You Afraid Of the Dark? (yes)! Every day in October we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte does an episode of the CanCon classic AYAOTD and Zoe gets scared by this children's show from the 1990s. Today's episode is S04E03 of AYAOTD in which a child suffers from coldless leg syndrome and Old Man Captain's husband eats a bowl of coffee for dinner when he comes back f...

31 Days of AYAOTD: The Renegade Virus 19.10.2023 34:53

Welcome to 31 days of Are You Afraid Of the Dark? (yes)! Every day in October we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte does an episode of the CanCon classic AYAOTD and Zoe gets scared by this children's show from the 1990s. Today's episode is S04E01 of AYAOTD in which Simon and Evan choose the cruelty of an egg in the sock over magic and Mr. Poe gets a call from Pets.com. Featuring: Brain-o!...

31 Days of AYAOTD: The Dangerous Soup 18.10.2023 36:40

Welcome to 31 days of Are You Afraid Of the Dark? (yes)! Every day in October we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte does an episode of the CanCon classic AYAOTD and Zoe gets scared by this children's show from the 1990s. Today's episode is S03E13 of AYAOTD in which Wizard Santa hires Neve Campbell to do a hundred jobs and Jersey reminds everyone that she doesn't do knife duty. Music by DJ...

31 Days of AYAOTD: The Dream Girl 17.10.2023 27:38

Welcome to 31 days of Are You Afraid Of the Dark? (yes)! Every day in October we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte does an episode of the CanCon classic AYAOTD and Zoe gets scared by this children's show from the 1990s. Today's episode is S03E10 of AYAOTD in which siblings who work at a bowling alley figure out how to get a ghost to be her own boyfriend and Donna uses the phone. Also, Cha...

31 Days of AYAOTD: The Curious Camera 16.10.2023 24:44

Welcome to 31 days of Are You Afraid Of the Dark? (yes)! Every day in October we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte does an episode of the CanCon classic AYAOTD and Zoe gets scared by this children's show from the 1990s. Today's episode is S03E09 of AYAOTD in which picture day for the basketball team turns into Oculus night at Club Hell. TW for the plot of Oculus (suicide). Music by DJ KW...

31 Days of AYAOTD: The Dollmaker 15.10.2023 26:56

Welcome to 31 days of Are You Afraid Of the Dark? (yes)! Every day in October we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte does an episode of the CanCon classic AYAOTD and Zoe gets scared by this children's show from the 1990s. Today's episode is S03E05 of AYAOTD in which an only child who started chapter books when she was 3 goes through an extremely compelling door, leaving the forlorn tire swi...

31 Days of AYAOTD: Watcher's Woods 14.10.2023 41:24

Welcome to 31 days of Are You Afraid Of the Dark? (yes)! Every day in October we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte does an episode of the CanCon classic AYAOTD and Zoe gets scared by this children's show from the 1990s. Today's episode is S03E03 of AYAOTD in which a little girl takes a big ol' Caboodles box to camp to play the chicken game and rat bucket and smoke out of a whistle. Music...

31 Days of AYAOTD: Apartment 214 13.10.2023 24:46

Welcome to 31 days of Are You Afraid Of the Dark? (yes)! Every day in October we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte does an episode of the CanCon classic AYAOTD and Zoe gets scared by this children's show from the 1990s. Today's episode is S03E02 of AYAOTD in which a divorce no one saw coming allows a Gillian Anderson type to swipe an old artist's only friend. Charlotte also legit scares t...

31 Days of AYAOTD: The Hatching 12.10.2023 21:34

Welcome to 31 days of Are You Afraid Of the Dark? (yes)! Every day in October we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte does an episode of the CanCon classic AYAOTD and Zoe gets scared by this children's show from the 1990s. Today's episode is S02E12 of AYAOTD in which some schoolchildren decline to eat at a s-p-u-n-g-e buffet and Gwenyth Paltrow lays some Yoshi eggs. (And it's the first meeti...

31 Days of AYAOTD: The Whispering Walls 11.10.2023 27:15

Welcome to 31 days of Are You Afraid Of the Dark? (yes)! Every day in October we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte does an episode of the CanCon classic AYAOTD and Zoe gets scared by this children's show from the 1990s. Today's episode is S02E08 of AYAOTD in which a tater tube leads us to THE ONE!!!! That started it all, Zoe's Afraidness of the Dark. Also Charlotte offers you a My Chemica...

31 Days of AYAOTD: The Frozen Ghost 10.10.2023 27:38

Welcome to 31 days of Are You Afraid Of the Dark? (yes)! Every day in October we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte does an episode of the CanCon classic AYAOTD and Zoe gets scared by this children's show from the 1990s. Today's episode is S02 E07of AYAOTD in which a nude bath with a hot washcloth (like at the barber) keeps Child Protective Services III from really understanding the nature...

31 Days of AYAOTD: The Dream Machine 09.10.2023 29:38

Welcome to 31 days of Are You Afraid Of the Dark? (yes)! Every day in October we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte does an episode of the CanCon classic AYAOTD and Zoe gets scared by this children's show from the 1990s. Today's episode is S02E05 of AYAOTD in which the first-ever beef'n'bonk is audio recorded. Music by DJ But I'm Losing on the Deal Episode art by Lyle Friendman

31 Days of AYAOTD: The 13th Floor 08.10.2023 29:48

Welcome to 31 days of Are You Afraid Of the Dark? (yes)! Every day in October we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte does an episode of the CanCon classic AYAOTD and Zoe gets scared by this children's show from the 1990s. Today's episode is S01E04 of AYAOTD, in which an adopted molecular ponytail reveals itself to be the other side of a completely smooth face. Also, a man on TV in the night...

31 Days of AYAOTD: The Final Wish 07.10.2023 24:51

Welcome to 31 days of Are You Afraid Of the Dark? (yes)! Every day in October we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte does an episode of the CanCon classic AYAOTD and Zoe gets scared by this children's show from the 1990s. Today's episode is S02E01 of AYAOTD, in which a prince wearing a backwards crown reads Goofy Stuff for Little Jillies to his troll doll and Charlotte attempts a voice six...

31 Days of AYAOTD: The Super Specs 06.10.2023 29:41

Welcome to 31 days of Are You Afraid Of the Dark? (yes)! Every day in October we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte does an episode of the CanCon classic AYAOTD and Zoe gets scared by this children's show from the 1990s. Today's episode is S01E06 of AYAOTD, another one of Charlotte's favorites, in which a bunch of people in morph suits play basketball and Dannon Sprinkl'ins tests a helium...

31 Days of AYAOTD: The Prom Queen 05.10.2023 26:08

Welcome to 31 days of Are You Afraid Of the Dark? (yes)! Every day in October we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte does an episode of the CanCon classic AYAOTD and Zoe gets scared by this children's show from the 1990s. Today's episode is S01E12 of AYAOTD, one of Charlotte's favorites, in which Deedee and Edge Greg hang out by the prom queen mausoleum waiting for Hookhanandoorcarman. Musi...

31 Days of AYAOTD: The Pinball Wizard 04.10.2023 31:37

Welcome to 31 days of Are You Afraid Of the Dark? (yes)! Every day in October we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte does an episode of the CanCon classic AYAOTD and Zoe gets scared by this children's show from the 1990s. Today's episode is S01E13 of AYAOTD in which a hungry shopkeep goes and gets some nice hot table Chinese food from the mall food court and Lizard Steven's friend checks ou...

31 Days of AYAOTD: The Dark Music 03.10.2023 33:26

Welcome to 31 days of Are You Afraid Of the Dark? (yes)! Every day in October we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte does an episode of the CanCon classic AYAOTD and Zoe gets scared by this children's show from the 1990s. Today's episode is S01E11 of AYAOTD in which Linda from KPLZ counsels a family simultaneously going through a divorce and a death. Music by DJ k.l.m.n.o.p Episode artwork...

31 Days of AYAOTD: The Sorcerer's Apprentice 02.10.2023 25:54

Welcome to 31 days of Are You Afraid Of the Dark? (yes)! Every day in October we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte does an episode of the CanCon classic AYAOTD and Zoe gets scared by this children's show from the 1990s. Today's episode is S01E09 of AYAOTD in which Dean goes goth and the school basement is revealed to be a capacious playground for an 25-year-old archeologist who thinks she...

31 Days of AYAOTD: Laughing in the Dark 01.10.2023 26:49

Welcome to 31 days of Are You Afraid Of the Dark? (yes)! Every day in October we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte does an episode of the CanCon classic AYAOTD and Zoe gets scared by this children's show from the 1990s. Today's episode is S01E02 of AYAOTD in which we meet the clowns Bozees, Obzeez, Zobo, and Bozeman, Montana, take you back in time with a run of jokes about I Am Weasel, an...

2 Scary: M3GAN (2022) 27.09.2023 46:24

Finally, two people who work in tech making fun of a gay robot. Charlotte literally does have a Furby made of beef. A beef-by. TW for lots of swearing and a bad Chopsticks rendition but there's no divorced people tongue kissing, so it's appropriate for children. Music by DJ Auntie Annie's Pretzels