2 Scary 2 Stupid

In which nobody does Moby we both do dick, Charlotte says "This is the start of many years of loss and it doesn't end until you die," and the devil laughs. TW for lots of spoilers for the 2001 David Boreanaz movie Valentine. Music by DJ Gaymo  

And finally, S02E02. Much like The Two Towers, second of the Lord of the Rings movies, we bring you grade A Canadian bacon, full backal nudity, and flipflops for your hands but it's a knife. Charlotte rates this one what? out of five. We made it to the end of Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Thank you for joining us and cherchez la femme.

It's a 5/5 from Charlotte on S02E09 of La Femme Nikita! It's freeing the suggestion of a nipple if the temperature is correct in an Eastern Europrison/human zoo! It's putting a stranger's anything in your mouth! It's Gina Torres! If you didn't know, it's Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Twice a week we will be posting a "minisode" from the deeply Canadian early aughts show La Femme Nikita.

Slip on that little pair of glasses made out of two black checkers and send a man with a name to a ball kicking - it's time for S01E19. If you didn't know, it's Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Twice a week we will be posting a "minisode" from the deeply Canadian early aughts show La Femme Nikita.

Grab S01E14 by the stupid horns and do some terrorism because we're murderers, not racists. Also: tactical pigtails, nookie bros, and a limited history of CAD vs. USD. Podcasters' note: it's Finland, not Norway who does the baby box. If you didn't know, it's Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Twice a week we will be posting a "minisode" from the deeply Canadian early aughts show La Femme Niki...

Suspend your belief for S01E05! Here it comes creeping like a mechanic for the spare jacuzzi. TW for baby noises, mom stuff, and the threat of an Australian accent. If you didn't know, it's Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Twice a week we will be posting a "minisode" from the deeply Canadian early aughts show La Femme Nikita.

This week it's S01E03, a collision course between two blanes: Broken Glass Wings and computering on your period. Just keep your music private from the fish, okay? It's Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Twice a week we will be posting a "minisode" from the deeply Canadian early aughts show La Femme Nikita.

Bonk the front of the plane, we're ready to go! Go where? To S01E02 of La Femme Gunman! Just barely a little too much, right up until we find out who is daddy and can create the good cop/dad cop binary. Remember Frigwitch? If not, go listen to the Die Hand Die Verletzt episode. It's Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Twice a week we will be posting a "minisode" from the deeply Canadian early...

Today it's S01E01 your classic pilot titled Pilot. Like a band's eponymous first album but significantly more confusing. Photograph-of-your-own-funeral-level confusing. Tune in for Charlotte's searing hot #girlboss ops opinions, a French brown, and a quick gun flash mob. It's Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Twice a week we will be posting a "minisode" from the deeply Canadian early aughts...

Come on down to the CIA beef party where Charlotte is going to do their bee rap for Hamilton and Zoe cannot believe she missed the opportunity to say "JC Stacy rents some spacey." Featuring quite a lot of Elmer Fudd content, some professiona discussion of Bee2Bee SaaS, and the eye of the spin. Music by DJ Mr Fuck You

Come join Wet the whistle and Pockets the bottle opener in a game of crappy apocalypse! Rest assured that in this, the first episode of season 4, each kind of dog (woof, bubble, rat) is discussed and the booby is trappin'. Music by DJ Bucket and TT

This week's ep we ask the hard questions: how many shirts can a person have?  Who brings tears to a punch fight? And, most importantly, cologne tray neck bang?  Music by DJ Cing Kobra

Come with us to this hot dog-style vacation rental and we'll all do the computer version of doing shots (downloading malware). Don't want to? Okay, fine, build a firewall around your bedroom using exclusively blue paragraphs. An important note about this episode: a potion you get from berries that makes you a witch is also wine. Music by DJ Corn.ai

Charlotte's not going to read from some demon book, even if it's all New Hamshire mottos. All drepressed kids please report to the high school in S02E14 of The X-files and say "frigwitch" a lot. Then we're getting snaked. Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly. Thank you for being here w...

It's piss, rocks, and math again! S03E07 of The X-Files is bread, it's bread, it's a loaf of bread filled with Charlotte's patience as Zoe imagines a really big Jello shot for a doctor's birthday. Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly. Music by DJ What Are Frogs

It's blood o'clock! Time for a convoluted discussion of what a 7-segment digital display is. Let's all take the ambulance bus over to S02E03 of The X-Files and turn the radio waaay up: they're playing Satan Satan by Charlina Brown! Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly. Music by DJ Psyc...

Take a moment to think about your favorite Peanuts character. Do they feature in S02E02 of The X-Files? The one called The Host? No? Huh. How about Doctor Octagon? No? Hmm. A flat hotdog worm? Yeah? Okay, good. We're getting somewhere. And the panty moths? Are they on the loose?  Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 da...

Please, Capri is my father.  Yes, it's time for season 1, orpisord 20 of The X-Files. Fix yourself a nice glass of coolant-aid and some gasrice and go goo for a bit. Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly. Music by DJ 30-40 Men

rocks& piss& math. That's what this episode of 2 Sedimentary 2 Igneous is about. Just kidding, it's S01E18 of the ✞-Files, narrated by Big Baby Bible (Charlotte) and some freegan rats. Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly. Music by DJ Sculder

Enjoy the glorious silence of Charlotte showing Zoe a picture of a border collie while describing S01E08 of the X-Files. Featuring the glorious return of us singing the theme song. Again. Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly. Music by DJ Swollen Nymph Loads

Come meet us at 666 Terrorist Way, apartment 911 for S01E06 of the X-Files. The wet bandits (not Sculder and Mully) are gonna zoom in and unsave a lossy bullshit with Kelly the Smudge! Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly. Music by DJ Jermaine Underground

Today we visit the famous two-snake city of Baltimore where S01E03 of The X-Files, definitely entitled The Liver Snatchers on the Loose for Five Times*, takes place. Charlotte describes a chair with a cushion eaten out of it by rats and Zoe makes a lot of scared, uncomfortable noises Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 3...

Spooky Charlotte starts us off at the beginning with S01E01 of the X-Files. Grab some man-shaped static and a honk-shoo candle and settle into a nice warm bath. It's our first 5/5 across the board god hell as dammit, so give it or take it!  Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly. Music b...

Get ready for a roundhouse wreckwave of Scooby Doo noises and one (1) joke for people who liked music in 2004. There's more but the computer competition is coming up so let's focus on hitting K to fill up this circle. Brought to you by Jeff's Helpful Henchmen and the most exclusive free little library in central Florida. Music by DJ Gogue

Sincrest apologies for the loud scream at 26 mins (Zoe, obviously). This week, enjoy a beautiful peek into Charlotte's future wherein they play Tombstone Monopoly and answer the eternal question: is that scar shaped like a hairbrush or cross?  Music by DJ Peach Moment