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Do you remember a world before stained glass window outlets? I don't even want to imagine what life used to be like. If you order one now, we will throw in a free bird shooting potato gun (this is not a gun that shoots potatoes at birds). If you order one five minutes ago, we will throw in a free waterproof toaster, and some menaloast (a Greek delicacy). If you don't order one, we will send it to...

This is supposed to be a wholesome podcast. Please do not make fun of others for what they believe, and be respectful to retail workers, they don't get paid enough to deal with your selfish behavior. Also, Jesus and Martin Luther King Jr. are fake, lol, gottem.   I've got no snarky comment to leave here, but feel free to email us 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com  

Moon Kennedy is one of the most influential people of all time, unfortunately he died long before he should have, but we are the only podcast brave enough to even talk about him. Malcolm X is one of the most influential people of all time, unfortunately he died long before he should have, but we are the only podcast brave enough to even talk about him. Mickey Mouse is one of the most influential p...

Everyone has been injured...everyone. What is the stupidest way we have done it. Also, who is the best celebrity?   Have you ever injured yourself in a smart way? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com   Do you think Colton's brother should pay him back? tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com  

We get a little bit more vulnerable with our emotions in this one. Colton elaborates on his religion and personal beliefs. Noah reminisces about his life was like in the mornings before school. Also, we talk about how over time we've both slowly begun to feel more like a man trapped alone...in sunny Manta Ray!   Have you ever learned something twice in one day? If so, what? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com...

Do you have a talent that is really cool and you are super proud of? Well, most people don't. If you ask the average person what their greatest talent is, they will initially struggle to answer, and then they will tell you something that's kind of cool but still pretty stupid. What I'm trying to say is...people need to get cooler talents.   Do you know what Simon Cowell's talent is? 2gleepsdotorg@...

This one is a pretty big deal actually. Colton is going to spend 70 minutes explaining the most important 5 minutes of his life. This is the story of how "I Was Scammed By A Night Soil Salesman". Also, we talk about Harry Potter I think for a little bit, I dunno.   Are there any logical or continuity errors the series of events explained in this episode? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com   Do you have any q...

We are hitting all the controversial notes in this one. An early 20th century British vessel was sunk by America? Check. An early 20th century Meteor landed in Russia? Check. An early 20th century wooden boat created by a biblical figure 7,000 years ago? Check.   Who is the messiest person you know? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com   If Regis Philbin and Jeff Foxworthy were to fight, who would win? Probabl...

This is the episode where you will get the inside scoop about how all of the companies -- like Turbo Tax and H&R Block -- were run in the early 2000's. You will also learn about the worst way to die, and an Irish pub that got shut down for sliming children.   Remember that if you see Turquise the Clown, tell him to choke on a smidgeon of a pigeon, because he is the worst clown.   You can recei...

This is the third and final part of "The Diary" Saga. That means that there are no more parts. This is the end. And since it's the end we thought it necessary to answer some important questions that you may ponder if you were to begin writing a diary.   Does Martin Luther King Sr. empower you every day? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com   What is your favorite method of relieving ball stress? tgleepsdotorg@...

Every single thing is connected in this one. From designing the most fire resistant housing that will transform the entire world, to the rat that delivers Quiznos subs to people at supersonic speeds, and everything in between. What is an example of something that could possibly be between those two things? How about we give you the perfect plan to rob a bank without getting caught...guaranteed. Yo...

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There are too many people with useless powers out there in the world. We are going to discuss a few of the most prominent ones. Super Soak, Holiday Man, and Johnny Appleseed are the really well known ones. We also touch on Mosquito Man, Sheep Man, Chameleon Man, Ski Man, and Johnny Cherrypit -- though you may not recognize them by name, they have also made an impact on the world.   If you don't li...

How to start a diary AKA how to start a journal if you are too insecure to call it what it is. We go through all of the steps needed to get you on the right path to writing all your thoughts, feelings, quotes, and miscellaneous prompts.   To diary or not to diary, that is the question. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com   To journal or not to journal, that is a different question. tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com

We are talking about how easy domestic terrorism is in this one folks. But on a lighter note, we also discuss the seven deadly sins. Also, get ready to chuckle your head off, because there is some physical comedy in this one that is really funny if you see it.   We brought back some old classics in this one for a little Easter egg. Let us know if you noticed when we talked about hot air balloons,...

This is an episode that literally nobody was waiting for, and literally nobody wanted. We talk about Max Magician and the Legend of the Rings. I'd put more effort into this description, but I really just don't want to think about this movie any more if I'm being honest. Just do me a favor and don't ever watch this movie. Thanks.   DON'T WATCH THIS MOVIE! 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com   I'M ACTUALLY BEIN...

This episode is everything you could ever want. I mean there is talk about gum fairies, there is learning about grammar, most importantly we talk about getting your baby sitter to read you a Victoria's Secret magazine while your friend walks the prank all over the underside of your bed   Think you can beat Noah in a typing battle? Challenge accepted. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com   Do you know the answe...

Did you just move into a new place and don't know how to introduce yourself to your neighbors? Well, we actually have just the questions to help you out. You're welcome.   Let us know if these questions were helpful for you 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com   Are you interested in babysitting? tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com  

We are shrinking cities and offending Italians in this one. In 2096 there will be 91 states, the 41 new ones are as follows:   East Dakota, East West Dakota, West West Dakota, Northeast Dakota, Southeast Dakota, Northwest Dakota, Southwest Dakota, North Northeast Dakota, South Northeast Dakota, North Southeast Dakota, South Southeast Dakota, North Northwest Dakota, South Northwest Dakota, North So...

You are not going to believe this. I literally pulled this audio from the depths of the Gleep archives. It was recorded easily over 3 months ago, and was completely lost to time until about 20 minutes ago when I found it. Wow. That's a really cool story.   What is your favorite Wi-Fi name that you've seen? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com   Send a message to Colton letting him know that he isn't the milk f...

Brad, it's your father...Mike. You are the reason your mother and I separated. You are the worst son. As soon as I learned that you were still alive all these years later, I knew that I needed to kill myself. A little bit off track, but the guy that owns this house -- where my body was seemingly thrown from the roof -- had nothing to do with my death, and is actually a pretty nice guy. Actually, n...

This is the episode everyone has been waiting for...for like a week. We really delve into the pee of things, and plan to every even year in June going forward.   If you need any Pee-vice, or just any general guidance that could even minimally be related to urine, send it to us and we will potentially answer it in two years (For some issues you may want to see a doctor instead of waiting the two ye...

We talk about movies that everyone has heard of in this episode. We introduce the perfect hypothetical, and discuss how Steven Spielberg lets his alien fetish leak into every one of his films. You might also want to listen to this episode if you have ever wondered what we would do if we were the ones that made Friday The 13th.   Let us know what other movies we should read the synopsis of. 2gleeps...

 Oh my God! We just invented two brand new holidays, and you are forced to celebrate them. Novemthirteenth -- this is a holiday that takes place on November 13th believe it or not -- and Bankmas Eve, the one that takes place on December 13th. Why are they both on the 13th of the month? Don't ask us, we didn't...ok...we did. Shut up.   How are you planning to celebrate Bankmas Eve? Let us know 2gle...

We finally bring up the giant tit in the room, and talk about the worst creatures that exist. Everyone knows about them, and we all refuse to acknowledge them. Did you know The Bible is extremely literal with everything it says? Also, in case you are wondering, we talk about the birth process of Gleeps that takes place every 1000 years. I hope the intern Rufus' bold recommendation works out for hi...