2 Gleeps

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga. DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE IF YOU DO NOT LIKE LEMONS!!! The questions are really good in this one, but Colton insists on going a rapid fire to earn his skip back. Oh yeah, there are skips now. Answering questions was too easy, so we decided to start adding new rules.   Chat with Noah 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com   Chat with Colton tgleepsdotorg@g...

Have you ever been in a room that was perfectly midified? Well, I hope you are excited because we have a delicious serving of fish and woodchips with a side of tar and/or feathers. We also delve all the way back to Colton's origins in this one. We discuss how the entire story of his early life was shown to the world through the hit 1950's classic "Leave It To Beaver", and why he ended up changing...

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga. We answer something like 35 questions from the list in this episode...or something like that. Honestly, I lost track after the third question. But I do know for certain that some fan favorite characters from our past make an appearance, and we start an island community where we are in charge.   2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com  

Colton is starving in this one folks, but that won't stop us from talking about our new favorite movie, Wendy Wu 2: Sorority Samurai, and news show -- That's the Issue -- that we really want to see. Colton once again brings out his famous oracle abilities to predict Jimmy Carter's death, we uncover the real lyrics behind Beethoven's music, and we replace Icarus with another myth after he is killed...

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga. We answer a few questions in this one, but mostly we are trying to prove that Spiderman and his friends are racist.   2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com  

No one on the planet has ever microwaved a Pop-tart until now, even though there are clear instructions written on the box. We learn all about proprietary eponyms, and dissect the true hidden meaning behind all of MLK's speeches. Also, everyone's favorite, Surge, shows up for for an amazing ad read! Hopefully Mike Cord doesn't get mad at us for this one.   P. S. I made the thumbnail for this episo...

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga. After all this time, we finally answer the final question...in the first twenty five. It's a really good question, and it really makes us think. It doesn't make us think for too long though, that's why this is a short episode.   2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com  

Hello passengers! This is your mailbox speaking. We have a quick safety video for you to watch before we take flight. It is essential to prepare for this to be the craziest flight in United States Punited States history. Listen to every word that all of the U.S. Marshalls say, and they might be able to help you find me...the pilot...I'm missing and you don't know if maybe I'm one of the passengers...

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga. Trying to change up the formula, we get the answer before we get the question in this one. That's all there is to it. Simple concept...amazing execution.   Do you also miss Rhodesia? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com  

No one knows the true origins of Michael Jordan...except for us. We will walk you through the formative years of his life in our brand new screen play. You will learn how, against all odds, he fought through thick and thin and his thickened skin to make his dreams a reality. Michael turned his weaknesses into strengths, and grew into his life as a hero. Also, Alex Trebek died of pancreatic cancer....

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga. We talk about life, death, dumb questions, and what song we would want to torture ourselves with for the rest of our lives. Short, sweet, and there's no point.   What song would you pick? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com   Would you like to be Alive and blind or dead if you could still see? tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com  

This episode is not sponsored by Brylcreem...if you get that joke, you are a freak.   We start off by serenading your senses with our blissful tunes, before immediately tackling the racism behind the board game "Clue" (also known as Cluedo) and explaining why Mario is a menace to The Mushroom Kingdom. Noah brings up his favorite topic of conversation, Colton's Grandma is dead now, and we read some...

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga. The questions in this one are...questionable...to say the least. Not nearly as good as the first one was, but we will endure nevertheless. In this episode we talk about all of the cool and wacky gamer shirts out there, and Noah gets a very important call.   What is your favorite gamer shirt? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com   Would you eat at a restaura...

This episode is actually crazy. We talk about what Columbus was doing in Native America, and Amerigo did when he saw it. We go through every single element and decide whether or not it would work as a chemical in a pool. Also, we talk about the worst news source that we have no choice but to listen to as it slowly crushes what little spirit we have left. Those are the only things we talk about in...

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga. What would you do if you came across a body in a hotel room? Would you ignore it? Maybe you would do you duty as a civilian and immediately alert all the other hotel guests.   What would you do if you came across an active murder? Would you offer to help? Maybe you would rub your hands all over the walls.   What would you do if you could email...

Welcome to Gleep At Night! Luke Bryan is the only thing that has ever done anything in our little town, but we are ignoring him to do this instead. Get ready to join The Word Association, because we personally believe that slurs are words too. Colton gets paralyzed by sneeze, and Noah attempts to answer riddles to earn his way into King's Tut Tomb for his special reward. Most of this episode may b...

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga. In this episode, we find a brand new list to read, that has way too many questions. This episode is an introduction to our crazy adventure. Will Colton get sick and throw up? Will we ever make it to the end of the list? The journey continues on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z.   2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com  

We are changing up the formula in this one. First, we start the episode of with some good 'ol jokes. That's right, you heard me. There is more business ideas, more historical revelations, and way more wacky zany rigmaroles. This is seriously like the most "2 Gleeps" this podcast has ever been, and if you don't think you can make it to the end, you'd better just stop swimming now.   Have you ever s...

We are devising the perfect commercial in this one, and honestly -- I don't want to spoil it, but -- one of us actually breaks a world record live on the pod.   What commercial would you want to air during the Super Bowl? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com   Do you also really like Bud Knight? tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com   Coca-Cola has us living in perfect harmony https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VM2eLhvsSM  

The queen is still dead, Ebu Gogo is wrecking havoc, and emus are being released. That's really all there is to say this time around, unless of course you wanted to hear about the best topic of them all...cheese rolling. That's right, epic sport has found its way to becoming a topic. Congratulations   Have you written a poem for the queen? Send it here 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com   Do you know where I...

This is a pretty short one. Unless you look at the average length of all the other bonus episodes. Then I guess it's kind of normal length. I just wanted you to believe in something embarrassing. Can you even blame me?   Yes you can blame me? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com   No you cannot blame me? tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com  

This episode is actually the definition of crazy (mentally deranged, especially as manifested in a wild or aggressive way), partly because Colton is a sucker for a dog, and partly because nobody knows what happened to the Cheddar family. We will discuss what the world economy revolves around, luchador wrestling for elementary school kids, and Santa's younger brother. Also, Paul Bunyan and Ferdinan...

Did you that sesame streams are a naturally occurring event in nature? Also, Cartoon Network is extremely racist. Did you know that Terry Crews used to be a Spice Girl? Also, the Japanese love our podcast.   Have you ever found yourself in any of the 3 final frontiers? Tell us about them. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com   Have you ever quoted the Bhagavad Gita to a nation of white people? If so, how did i...

This episode was recorded on August 20, 2022. Does that mean we knew Queen Elizabeth II (Queen of England) was going to die? Yes. Yes we did. MI6 needs to shoulder some of the blame for this, and it sucks that she's dead, but really it's the queen's own fault for being such a fetid bitch. The world moves on in the wake of humanities greatest loss, but at least we can rest easy knowing the putrid o...

If you listen to this episode, I'm so sorry, but you've been scammed. I own your wallet now. The only way to get it back is to go stand in an ancient microwave.   This email is a scam 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com   This email is less of a scam tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com