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Welcome to "The Gleepening", the annual once a year extra special gleepisode. This is a same day pod and it's a long one, but every now and then that's okay. Here is a quick rundown of a fraction of what we talk about just in case you are curious: aliens theory, "that kid" from the Hindenburg, Colton pick up lines, Social Ice, leap year, dating an actress, OJ Simpsons, porcupine quill with motor o...

Honestly there is not much to say about this one, we talk a lot about salt and Chris Pratt's dad. That's really about it. Crazy how this episode is over an hour long. You know what, I just remembered that we also talked about the Kardashians and toddler biting duels. Actually, now that I'm thinking about it, we did also talk a little about Noah's favorite show to hate, Breaking Bad.   Can you P me...

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga. Victoria Beckham has been directly challenged in this episode for the title Posh Spice. She has until 5/14/23 23:59  UTC (Coordinated Universal Time) to accept the challenge and duel Colton for the rights; otherwise, the title will be forfeited to Colton by default. If you are Victoria Beckham or are an associate of her, email all correspondenc...

Colton teaches you how to play a game of "Mental Nazi" (you don't have to be a Jew if you don't want), Communist America has everyone working at Menards (save big money, save big money, when you shop Menards), and there is a weird guy selling baby fingers (don't worry, he says it's legal). There is also a brand new superhero abound in this episode, and he invented a brand new type of toothpaste. I...

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga. Being the first ever list episode ever, we decide to take answer questions extremely seriously. If you listen to this in it's entirety, I think we talk about how to scam taxis for free money, how to handcuff a one armed homosexual bull, and a baby the is only a leg...yeah...I don't really know. But I do know that we find out who the person is t...

Everyone has been asking us to talk really in depth about Ingvar's balls, so we do that in this episode. This is also the first time we publicly talk about our shared experience with a police escort. We believe people should know the truth, so we spend some time talking about Major Science Nature. Before this episode description is over, I would just like to remind you that if you are going to sho...

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga. There is a lot of talk in this episode that shows our lack of knowledge on the Harry Potter universe, but that's ok because we also mention the worst song ever composed. We also talk about why towels are wet...or something...honestly I don't really remember the other questions from this episode.   2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com...

We are required by law to mention Cricket Wireless, but apparently they don't really care what we have to say about them. I'd really like to know who's tush fits this glass saddle, amd there's also a really weird donkey of the night   Do you know how tobplay the ukulele with a stream of urine? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com   Send us sound bites here and we'll never use them. tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com  

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga. We got a whale man on this episode. We are also trading peppers for thoughts, both are viable currencies. And just for good measure let's also talk about suicide.   2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com  

WARNING: THIS EPISODE CONTAINS A NO NO WORD. AGAINST ALL EFFORTS, THIS WAS A MANDATORY ADDITION TO THE EPISODE IN ORDER TO FULLY UNDERSTAND THE CONTEXT OF WHAT WAS BEING STATED. ALSO THIS EPISODE IS OVERWHELMINGLY SANS DIEGO. This is a depressing episode. It starts out with news of a great loss of something both hosts worked extremely hard over the last year to collect. We do a deep dive into the...

This is the second half of the first part of our epic 250 question saga. Be prepared, this episode may just contain the highest class joke you have ever heard. We are not responsible if your consciousness ascends to a higher plane of existence after listening to it. It is simply impossible to overstate just how powerful this pun is. If your life does not immediately improve and/or you do not trans...

Buckle in, it's time to learn about 45 problems that were specifically hand placed into a random order so you wouldn't know which ones are more important than others. This was done so you would be forced to face them all with equal weight, and therefore not take any lightly. Why was this cut out of the last episode? That's a really good question. One that I do not have the answer for. I guess ther...

We have a guest in this episode and together we are moving all of our children into a compound for their own safety, and building a city in the clouds. In this episode, we will also teach you about bees, children toys, and what Colton does for fun in his spare time. Also, we talk about the coolest kid in school, Teacherfuckingkid Smith, and how he is what ever person should strive to be.   This is...

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga. This is the first bonus episode ever. This is the first list episode ever. This is the same episode as the last one. Also, we record the same day that we release every episode. We do not record these episodes months in advance, nor will we ever admit to being so prepared.   2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com  

This is crazy, but I swear to God the second we stopped recording, Disney announced another Star Wars movie. The full title of the movie is actually "Star Wars 18: Luke Is Jedi Clone Wars Again 2: He Is Actually BB8: The Jedi Wars". From the leaks I've seen online about the plot, this actually fixes all the recent problems with the entire franchise, and makes both "Star Wars 20" and the remakes fi...

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga. It would seem that the fellows are getting fed up with this list...but the show must go on. With only a mere 170 questions remaining on this list, I guess it's time to chew some gum next to the microphone and decide what kind of tree we want to be when we grow up.   2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com  

Mental tic-tac-toe is back, and we are just going to pretend it never happened. What we really want to talk about is Mitchel 1, Mitchel 2, Mitchel 3, Mitchel 4, Mitchel 5, Mitchell 6, and Mitchel 7. Who knew that Wichita was home to what can really only be described as a covenesque pod of Mitch? Apparently one of the hosts of this podcast did.   Is your name Mitchel, Mitchell, or Ritchard and you...

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga. Birds or ostriches? This might be the most important question of an era. The only way to properly ponder this question is with a little gum time (you know which one I mean). God rest Drib's soul, taken too soon by Excalibird.   2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com  

In this episode we talk about the most evil vigilante to date, Jack Blackface. Isn't there anyone out there, perhaps of French African origin, that can stop him? I guess you will have to listen to find out. We also invent a new pool game, and learn all about the spiders that are behind the scenes controlling our lives. If that's not enough for you, we also expand our knowledge of the Claus family....

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga. We are back at it with more questions from our ultimate list of really good and never bad questions that we made up. We did not find this list anywhere, we made it up, and it's always really good and never bad. WARNING: DURING THIS EPISODE ONE OF THE GLEEPS DECIDES NOT TO PARTICIPATE. HE IS STILL THERE THOUGH.   2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsd...

I'll tell you right now, this is one for the books. Half the episode is puns, half the episode is ads, and half the episode is Omaha's sexiest superhero Cccancock. There is in depth conversation about the different types of pirates, what it was like to meet Macaulay Culkin when they was undercover, and Burger kings new commercial advertising their Zappy Zesty Ting Wing Dippy Wang Sauce. We also sp...

This may be a Gleep Lite episode, but we still manage to talk about the homeless hierarchy, car crashes, life in Mexico, the World Cup, jokes, riddles, celebrities, science, and plenty of other things. It is a long list for a long episode. I guess we also mention Bankmas Eve at some point. Join us in this "Special Extra Extended Edition Bankmas Eve Mexican lūʻau Spectacular" (which by the way is w...

What is the truth behind the Challenger explosion? We will gladly spill the metaphorical beans on that, along with what 2001: A Space Odyssey is actually about. We also talk about what Noah's favorite part was from his trip to Mexico next week. We also discuss the Rap God himself, 3PAC.   Peanuts and Coke? If you are from the south, please help us. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com   Do you put salt or Kraf...

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga. This is an episode where we read a list. None of the questions are memorable. Some of the questions are cold. And all of the questions are terrible.   2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com  

This is the one where we talk about the worst thing the Mall of America has ever done, and remind people about the best Matt Damon movie, Indigo Bunting. We also find out what pepper smells like in a hands on experiment, and discuss how height changes with age. Oh, by the way, old people suck. I'm really going to need you to remember that in this one.   Are you Sam send an email to both emails to...