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It is time to opt-in to this episode, because we are calling a sex line. You heard that right, The Hero of Construction, Flex Steve, is going to be really made when he finds out how degenerate we really are. This is one problem that cannot be fixed with Flex Seal, Flex Glue, Flex Tape, or any other Flex product. WE ARE TALKING ABOUT AND CALLING SEX LINES IN THIS EPISODE PURELY FOR EDUCATIONAL PURP...

Scents. Sense. Cents. Pence. Hens. Come on down to the old factory, because this episode gets a little bit spicy. Also, find out why Colton has officially quit the podcast (just the bonus episodes). Christopher Walken is going to be taking his place, all this and more, today...on Dragon Ball Z.   2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com  

No matter what is said in this episode or however confused you may become, just remember that this entire thing is coming directly from the mouth of a racist four-eighths dad named Walt Whitman...or maybe the whole thing is about a seal that Mark is writing about...or it's a government funded social experiment...possible from the point of view of a chicken in a bowling alley? Honestly, I'm not rea...

What is your favorite sleeping position of all time? What's the dumbest way you've been hurt?   Finally, after such a long break once we finished our list, we are back with another list episode. This is a brand new list, and we are much happier for it. Surely, we won't get sick of this one, even though it's longer. Also, don't call me Laverne.   "We cannot escape the list so we must become the lis...

This is a very historical episode. Topics range from the five heads of Mount Rushmore to Tippecanoe. Those two topics are literally the beginning and end of this episode respectively. What is contained within the rest of the episode? Good question. Answer: we are bounty hunters now. Also, we talk about a funny foot doctor, and there is a pod sneeze at 8:13   Have you ever been attacked in your sle...

These are literally all of the movies made by the Jewish for the Jewish. Pretty sure we didn't miss any, but, God forbid, if we did miss one, please let us know which one.   2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com  

Welcome back to The Jakobson Files, I hope you are ready to get reamed! In this rendition, we spend some time answering the question that is as old as time, can you scramble an egg in its shell? We also talk a little bit about our new podcast, and try not to anger the serial killer that lives next door. Don't forget to leave a 5 star review for us on Yelp, even if you don't know what your name mea...

This is the last part of our epic 250 question saga. This is it. This is the end. I'm actually going to cry. Together we've reached the end of this monster list, and now our nightmare has finally ended. We never have to think about these garbage questions ever again. This truly is a day of celebration. This proves that we can get through anything as long as we utilize the power of friendship. Also...

We are going to spend some time discussing how nobody knows the actual layout of the English calendar or the difference between Februrulararily and Febrururarararilytu. We also mention Colton's lack of anatomy knowledge, and what the serial killer next door does for fun. Also, we invent a new wine, we invent a new podcast, we discuss why Noah had to leave work early today, and give you a brand new...

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga. WARNING: COLTON HAS A WET DREAM WHILE RECORDING THIS PODCAST EPISODE We are getting so close to the end of the list I can almost taste it, and it tastes like the salad that's on my head. We finally enter the lightning round to power through the rest of the list...I don't really know what else to type anymore. I've been editing and posting this...

Finally, Colton is open up about the place of which his birth. We also are talk about Jewish Coca-Cola and Noah's superpowers. Oh yeah, also we did talking about how moon cows, The Moon, and Atlantis Cheese Factory are connect together. We can say about the sky egg is the real theory, and the cheese shirt is available for buy. Sorry. Haha. English is my number 4 language. https://www.teepublic.com...

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga. Have you ever wondered if ketchup is a smoothie? It's okay to admit it. Everyone has had this same thought at one time or another. Well, in this episode we finally put this debate to rest...and the final decision may shock you. Also, Papa Bubble is mentioned in this episode. Time to put a salad on my head. Wait. I'm so sorry. That reference is...

This is in fact the first episode ever released that contains natural sunlight, which of course naturally means we will be talking about closet babies, Jesus' dead man's switch, and Caesar's fanfiction. We also talk about both of our experiences as part of the sleeper agent program during the Cold War, and which ancient being would be the most helpful in a battle scenario.   *Just so we are clear,...

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga. Agent Cody Banks is taking your money. We're counting sheep. Christmas East. We've had some pretty weird jobs. Other things. I'm not required to list them all, gleepcious gracious.   2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com  

This is an import and export episode, so I hope you can get really excited about that. We also spend some time talking about all the "Misters" that were an important part of our life growing up, like: Mr. Rogers, Mr. Food, Mr. Tellini, and more. And of course I would be remiss if I didn't mention that Colton explains his newest hobby. Dave Ramsay is going to hate this episode.   Do you know the ci...

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga. For the first time ever we decide to be a little less serious than usual, and try to have a tiny bit of fun. Also, I'm kind of curious, which one would you rather have an arm that regenerates every week or legs that grow back in every week?   2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com  

I hope you are ready because this is an air freshener episode of the podcast. 3 Gleep calls immediately after the podcast starts and sets a weird tone for the rest of the episode. We explain to everyone how an episode of "To Catch A Predator" plays out, since most people probably don't remember that show. Colton was a leavening agent, but now that he's been fired he's begging the audience for mone...

You know we have to mention Super Heaven every few episodes, otherwise this podcast just wouldn't feel right. We have a moment of silence and do a mock call. Also, there is some trivia in this episode, so get your thinking brain on. Oh yeah, Colton also tells a cool story from when he used to actually have a job.   Would you eat a Shemin'ham if we started a restaurant with that on the menu? 2gleep...

This is the last question of our epic 250 question saga. Are you a fisherperson and feel that you do not get enough proper representation? Well we are proud to say that we will always stand by you in support, and help raise awareness towards fisherpeople of all races, genders, ages, marital status, national origins, religions, disabilities, sexual orientations, medical conditions, pregnancies, hei...

This is a pretty packed episode, so I'm just going to do a quick list to rundown all of the topics that we hit in this one. The Kennedy Nickel, Oswald the Rabbid, a new dating app, and babies. Actually now that I look at the list, it seems a lot smaller than I originally thought. That's okay though, the less time you spend reading this, the more time you have to listen to the episode. Also, rest i...

This is the actual story of how Barney Wiener and his brother Salty, took up over 30 minutes of our lives. If we have to deal with it so do you.

This podcast is now really big into physical comedy and Vaudeville. We also talk about having the same ex-girlfriend story, how to torture someone with an Easy Bake Oven, what it's like to be a shoe-whore in Vegas, and how being dishonorably discharged can be considered a good thing. Also, if you can find/make a Wikihow on how to pull off a dishonorable discharge, make sure we are the first to see...

This is the first question of our epic 250 question saga. This is a really good list, we talk about Spongebob, we really like this list, Posh Spice still hasn't accepted Colton's challenge, we will read this list forever, dentists have dentists, this list will literally never end, and one of us makes a joke.   2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com  

3PAC is back and deader than ever! We also talk about everyone's favorite Spy Kids movie...the 4th one. Also, who is Master Kemp and what was it like to get caught podcasting as a teenager? Noah's doctor might be a robot, and we're pretty sure Mickey mouse started another world war just so he could kill people that look different than him.   What body part do you want to be a cyborg? 2gleepsdotorg...

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga. Why would anyone bother to ask "which princess would make the best spy", when they could ask "which spy would make the best princess"? Probably Yelena Belova if we are being honest, though don't count out my personal favorite, Grey Spy from "Spy vs Spy" as a possible contender.....wait...what was I supposed to be doing again? oh yeah, giving yo...