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What would you be if you had to wear one Halloween costume every day for the rest of your life? That is the first question of the list, and the only one we answered. Did we get through all 400 questions before Noah died? The only way to find out is to wait I guess.   If you know where in the episode the super secret Rasta Banana is hidden, let us know. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com   Top 50 best Hallowe...

This is a welding episode...and by that I mean, we are talking a lot about bodies. Topics ranging from Colton's bladder, to a guy that's fatter, to a small guy on a ladder. Really big noses, and really small eyes, and multiple extra really tall guys. Fart heat and bird beak feakal. Freaks, geeks, and Greek people. And after it's over, a story of dance - a waltz of macabre - and one final chance.  ...

Are you afraid of ghosts? Could you lift an elephant? What is the worst color ever invented? No. No. Vantablack. There, I just saved you some time. Now you don't have to listen to the episode. You probably still should, but I just wanted to help you out if you happen to find yourself in a hurry.   2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com  

The band is finally back together. After an extended break, the two hosts are once again under the same roof. Colton is trying to create a metaphor that will permeate modern culture, while Noah is reading about modern culture that has already past (do you see what I did there? You probably thought I used an incorrect spelling of "passed", but I did it on purpose because it was a joke about history...

Colton is being a little baby boy and refuses to record with Noah, so the latter is all alone on this one. He's talking about the mailman, and how to deal with him. You are no longer supposed to kill him, there is another plan. Maybe one day the two hosts will stop bickering and podcast like actual adults.   2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com  

The band is finally back together. After an extended break, the two hosts are once again under the same roof. The only problem is that it's 4 o'clock in the morning. In this one we eplain the premise behind the reality series based on Incredigolf, Mr. Gimp, the first ever episode of the podcast, furries, selling time capsule pills, Medieval education, killing babies, Colton's "hobby", the Titan su...

Colton is alone in this one. He is using this time to try to convert you to his way of thinking, telling you the truth behind Germany, and demanding reparations all at the same time. I'm honestly not sure where Noah went.   2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com  

This is a posthumous pod, and it's all about reviews. Just because we start with the lakes doesn't mean the big hole is saved from scrutiny. It becomes apparent that the five great lakes are feuding over which is the best, and people at the Grand Canyon are getting their trousers stolen by a pantless German man. There isn't really much more to put in this description...that's kind of the whole epi...

How can there be a Side C on a tape? Really? That's what you are thinking about right now? This is Colton here, and I just posted the audio that I was only supposed to post when Noah dies. I personally would think that is a little more pressing and concerning. Let me tell you my reasoning. We recorded a few episodes in advance because we were going on a road trip through the beautiful and astoundi...

Welcome to the second recorded and third posted of the heat episodes. Colton was late, probably because he was too busy growing poison ivy. Noah is trying to enter a medically induced coma without the help of medicine, and old people are getting blown away...literally. We also discuss the plans for the podcast after Noah's death, ask the audience a trivia question (answer listed below), and reveal...

In this bonus episode we answer pretty close to like one hundred questions or something. We are coming off a heat high, from recording the last episode, and that's What is the greatest risk you have ever taken? Have you ever thought of what your future baby will be named? What are those things you are to old to do but still enjoy? What are your pet peeves? Who is the messiest person you've ever kn...

This is a heat episode...but it's only half of a heat episode...but it's actually a full episode though. We talk about Colton's Thanksgiving in 2006 and Noah's realization about cigarettes.   Do cigarettes do anything for you? Tell us how to make it work properly. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com   Would you have the audacity to die multiple hours away from your family? Tell us why you would do something s...

If you could meet anyone in this world today, who would you meet?  What's the best type of cheese for you?   Warren Buffett, ramen rice, the bees cheese, and Tom Selleck the garbage man. That pretty much sums up this episode. If you think this description should be longer, then I will list some stinky cheeses: Camembert, Ami Du Chambertin, Epoisses de Bourgogne, Fiance Des Pyrenees, Limburger, Tro...

Two things have officially been confirmed in this episode. 1) George Bush listens to the pod. 2) Rochester Minnesota has locked all of their bathrooms. We talk about how to stop ship disasters from happening, but only briefly, because dad is coming home soon. Colton is a pirate running for governor, since it's safer at the docks, and we decided to start selling denim. Also, Noah purchased some Bra...

What instrument has the funniest sound? Where would you relocate if you were f̷o̷r̷c̷e̷d̷ ̷t̷o̷ ̷l̷e̷a̷v̷e̷ ̷y̷o̷u̷r̷ ̷c̷o̷u̷n̷t̷r̷y̷?̷  a cow? Do you care about what other people tell you?   Theremins, cows, and prayer...these are the most important three things in the entire universe. What more could you possibly want from a podcast?   2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com  

We talk about some current events in this episode, but I think The Beatles said it best when they said, "We all live in a yellow submersible". Don't worry, the people from the Titan voyage are okay. After all, they have Fred Noonan with them, and I would trust Fred with my life to pilot anything. We also talk about shooting at Mass, and an evil lesbian witch that steals all the available women by...

What is the most absurd thing you've been tricked into doing or believing? What is something that's true that nobody agrees with you on?   There is some heavy hitting questions in this episode, and we do not shy away from giving proper answers, even if it may upset some people to hear it. Also, we talk nursery rhymes and 9/11 makes a return to the pod.   "Something can be cool but that doesn't mea...

This is an extremely special and important episode, so let's go ahead and turn off Noah's mic to give it a very important and special feel. Now that that has been dealt with, we will spend some time getting ready for the second part of the Vietnam war, and planning our trip to Michigan. We also discuss how to stop Canada from burning, re-releasing the Snyder Cut, Billy Joel's next concert venue, a...

Would you rather stay in or go out on a Friday night? Have you ever thrown someone an extravagant party? What is the weirdest thing you have ever eaten? Out of the four seasonings, which one is your favorite?   As we continue to run through the best list we've ever read, we get on the phone with Gleep Brother to discuss his back problems. Also, Colton is obsessed with radishes.   2gleepsdotorg@gma...

The classic summer pods have made a reappearance. Colton and Noah are both drowning in their own sweat, but how do they deal with it? Colton attempts to forget his sweat by trying to get over eating mediocre pizza. Noah on the other hand is trying to "irritate" people's mail "legally". Listen along as we make a Natural Connection (Just like William Shatner in his prime), and find out What Smells W...

If you could only say one word for the rest of your life, what would it be?  Would you rather be hot or smart? What was your most embarrassing moment in grade school?   Tabinkon.   2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com  

Now that Colton is doing an episode all by himself, he finally gets to talk about the only thing he's ever even wanted to talk about...snow wolves. Also, it turns out Colton isn't alone in this episode. We also talk about famous people and funny people. Oh yeah, we also talk about snow wolves.   Do you want to know more about either the snow wolves or anti-snow wolves charities? 2gleepsdotorg@gmai...

What is your favorite bored game? There are a lot of board games out there, but are any of them even fun? I guess if I had to think about it, Chinese Checkers is probably the best one. It turns out it helps if you squint.   2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com  

Colton has a million dollar idea (in Australian USD dollars) he has been fine tuning, a new joke he just thought of, and a side hustle of making people orgasm with his voice. We also delve into the world of Dave Ramsey, and talk about the real world ramifications of associating with peanut butter. I have the hiccups while I'm typing this description, so I'm going to keep it short that way I can ju...

What is the next sport that will be invented? There could be a lot of different answers to this question, but only one of them is correct. Here's a hint...it involves dangerous lawn darts and children. Also, naturally anytime sports are brought up we must spend some time reminiscing over the good times we remember about 3PAC. Don't forget to call or gleep Noah at (507) 993-7329 to tell him that Co...