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This is the first ever episode of "Gleep of Faith", our new podcast which is weirdly a little more structured than our normal episodes...not much...but a little. In this one we fully discuss everything to do with Life Alert. That's it. That's the concept.    Send an email about your favorite Life Alert. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com   I was almost out of my supply of remaining bo...

In this episode we read the forward of "The Treasury of American Humor". That's it. That's the whole episode. Pretend this is the first episode, and that we haven't read literally hundreds of jokes from the book before this.   2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com  

In this episode we talk about all the greatest people in history: Melanie Mountain Dew, Agent 007 James Bond, Shakespeare, and the 16th president of the Philippines Rodrigo Duterte. We also talk about opening a bar, and Colton's new found love of martial style art...and milk too. There is a very special guest in this episode, and he is mayor no less.   This episode became a bonus episode because w...

What would your name be if you were a yacht? What's your all time dream vacation? How do you wanna die?   Literally this entire episode is about Martin Luther MLK Jr., Burger King, Crocs, and how the three are all connected. I guess we also talk a little bit about cancer culture too.   2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com  

What is something your brain wants to convince you to do, but you have to fight it? What would be the smartest animal if they could all talk? What movie makes you laugh even after watching it several times? What was your favorite toy when you were a child?   This wasn't originally going to be a list episode, but it is now. This is what happens when you don't have the book. In this episode we can't...

What is the best name you could think of for a cat? If you have a million, what are the things you wouldn't spend? If you could have lunch with one person from history, who would it be? What's the certain product you couldn't live without?   This is an episode about unlimited lunch, the deep history of math, and something sort of akin to a trolley problem...except there is no trolley...and no byst...

What was your favorite childhood book? This is a very epic list episode, because we almost forgot it was a list episode. We go over the events of September 10th, 2011...which most people probably remember, but it's still nice to make sure we all have the facts straight. We also spend way too much time talking about human sized things in suits going to work, Colton's drug empire, and the reason som...

Do you believe in 2nd chances? Would you take it if you had the opportunity to be immortal?   That's right...the podcast might be over, but I still have some audio I'm going to post before you can get rid of me completely.    In this episode we go over Colton's pick up game, and the most twisted genie that has ever existed.   2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com  

Noah died in Colorado 3 months ago, and I don't have any more episodes besides bonus episodes, so I figured it was time to post this one...the last one. I will still post the bonus episodes that I have, but we will have to wait and see what I do about Friday episodes.   In this episode, we put butter in the humidifier, purchase a fountain drink machine, talk about Colton's retirement and Colton's...

Do you believe in horoscopes? That's right, we answered one question in this episode. This is a list episode though, don't get confused. If you really want to know our answer to this question, you are going to have to listen to the whole episode. Nice.   If you have any suggestions for how I should continue the podcast after the final episode, please let me know. (This is very time sensitive) 2gle...

In an effort to push off posting the final "non-list" episode for one more week, I have Frankenstein'd together a few of our list episodes to feel more like a full episode (I have a lot of list episodes left, so I figured I would give it a try).    There are too many questions answered in this episode for me to feasibly type here, so instead I will give a brief overview of the episode. We talk abo...

What food should taste better than its appearance? Your guess as to what this question means is as good as ours. I'm still extremely confused by this. Just listen to the episode, I'm going to go lie down. ...Head hurt...   2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com  

Noah's cousin has a racist dog, another celebrity has finally visited our small little town, we discover how to save the Titan submersible, clowns are running marathons, and Colton is taking a team of prostitutes to escape rooms. That is a pretty succinct way to summarize an episode if I do say so myself.   Also..."We don't carrot doesn't matter."   Do you want to be on "Who Can Be The Best Clown?...

This entire episode is about Orville Redenbees and his grandson Gary Indiana. Let's see if we can figure out the Redenbacher family secret to their popping corn. That's right, not every bonus episode is a list. I am trying to cheat out as many episodes as I can because I am running low. Just to be clear...I have exactly 2 episodes left, and then I've completely run out. I do have a decent amount o...

Why is Finding Nemo called Finding Nemo? What would you put in your tri fold hat? What was you donkey born with? All of the questions are answered in this episode...or...at the very least, they are mentioned. This episode was originally recorded on April 12th 2023, and was meant to be released if Colton ended up getting lost in Chicago...Colton never got lost in Chicago, so we've kind of just been...

Who would you want to trade lives with? If you were given the chance to steal something, what would it be? What type of cuisine would you serve your customers if you owned a 5 star restaurant? What's the fanciest event you have ever attended? Who is your greatest enemy?   Can someone please get this episode to Phoebe Gates? Colton is really sorry about the gum thing.   2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgle...

Colton is getting into the Vietnam market, Motel 6 is leaving the light on, Clifford is a big red dog, and Graham Crackers are hard to masturbate with. We realize that we are terrible at being terrible, and decide to start a comedy duo exclusively telling Dave Ramsey jokes.    Are you a trend setter or a trend forgetter? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com   Do you know what happened to Colton's doorknob? tgl...

What was the craziest bet you've ever made? Do you believe that love is blind?   We spend some time discussing our infamous $500 bet, and Colton brings back his 'Would You Rather' questions. We also discuss how to find your soul mate.   2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com  

For those that are keen of eye, you might have noticed that this is the original Episode 25. Up until now, this was our only fully deleted episode. Luckily, I just so happened to find it. It has also been mentioned once or twice in other episodes as "The Racist Mickey Episode". I'm just getting extremely desperate to find new episodes to post. I don't know what to do.   This episode is about space...

This is a unique episode to say the least. And really that's it. That is literally the least I can say about this episode, while simultaneously being the most I am going to say about this episode.   "Somebody please help. I don't know what I'm supposed to do going forward." ~Colton   2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com  

This one is about sticking leeches on your balls, what Jesus does with his balls, and probably some cool third thing. Colton is back at it again, explaining how he attempts to pick up women, he finally reveals his ethnicity, and reads an ad from the sponsor of this episode - Pillsbury.   "You can go down the easy path -- which is the correct way -- or you can go down the more difficult path -- whi...

How many times have you had your heart broken? What is the first thing you do after getting home from a trip? W-W-W-What are the things you would spend with a billion dollars? How did your parents meat? What is your greatest kitchen mistake?   There were a lot of questions in this episode. There was also not a whole lot of good questions in this episode, but it is what it is I guess.   2gleepsdoto...

Come one, come all, for in this episode we are getting excited and getting ready for the Mortician's Ball. Beyond the obvious, we make sure to delve deep into what the life of a fly looks like, Colton's plans and goals when it comes to seducing pregnant women, how you can expect the 2082 Beijing Olympics to look, and what police officers are up to throughout the multiverse. There may also be some...

What is one ability you believe everyone should possess? This is an 18 minute episode, and we barely even manage to answer one question from the list. That's right, we are somehow getting worse at answering questions. We mostly spent the time talking about Gordon Ramsay's new show, ravenous dads, and how Noah is expecting to die (in hindsight, already knowing how he died, I can tell you that his g...

It has become extremely clear now that one of the hosts has time blindness, and the other suffers from a tactile dysfunction. We seek out answers to age old questions such as: "Do islands float?", "What is wasp honey?", "Does Noah need a new hat?", and "Is Alan Dershowitz a good guy?". We also discuss Sherwin Williams' plan to paint the Earth, the existence of an indecisive Magic 7 Ball, the talen...